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Clips from Family Guy - High School English (S15E15)

"Jim. Nice to meet you."
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"I'm a runaway slave."
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"I'm runnin' away 'cause people want me"
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"So I guess we got the exact same problem."
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"(distant whooshing) Hey, what's that sound?"
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"Oh, no! It sounds like..."
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"♪ ♪"
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"CLEVELAND: We died."
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"So wait. We didn't die?"
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"I don't know. It's all just jokes."
Family Guy
"Ah! Did you see that? What?"
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"That's a once-in- a-lifetime skip!"
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"It happened for real!"
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"I can't believe you didn't see it!"
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"Most amazing damn thing I ever did witness."
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"But I wasn't gonna tell Huck, 'cause he claimed"
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"into the garbage from way far away."
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"Hello, friends."
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"Why are you so friendly? You con men?"
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"No, we're businessmen."
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"Don't say "fake-selling.""
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"We're real-selling the Brooklyn Bridge."
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"We're just selling the Brooklyn Bridge."
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"I'll buy it. Hold on, now, Huck."
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"These fellas are con men."
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"Push off, you grifters."
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"We don't want to ever see you again."
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"It's a river-- we can't control how fast it goes."
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"We can barely steer!"
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"Sorry."
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"(rooster crowing)"
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"Hey, what if it's spelled with an A at the end of it?"
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"Is that okay?"
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"Jim? Jim?"
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"Jim? Jim?"
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"If you're looking for a gym, Ye Olde Pump House is that way."
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"Can't miss it. Green light on a dock."
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"Tom Sawyer? What are you doing so far from home?"
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"Rush is playing here tonight."
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"They wrote a song about me."
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"Oh. Well, I'm looking for my friend, Jim."
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"It's just being revealed now,"
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"but it happened hundreds of pages ago."
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"Oh. Huh. Weird."
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"(sighing): So, uh, what's left to do?"
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"I'll tell you what:"
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"Rush concert!"
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"(intro to "Tom Sawyer" playing)"
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"♪ A modern-day warrior, mean, mean stride ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Well, while I'm being booked and processed downtown,"
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"This one's about idiots choking rodents."
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"I give you Of Mice and Men."
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"Read him his rights."
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"You know what?"
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"I'm like to read 'em myself."
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"Aah! The bones in my nose!"
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"Wow. I remember when this used to be all orange groves."
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"It's, it's currently all orange groves."
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"Tell me again about our dream, George."
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"a bed-and-breakfast in the country,"
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"and we won't be afraid to let our guests know"
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"that we are Steelers fans in this house."
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"What about the rabbits?"
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"Yeah, we'll have rabbits, too."
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""Steelers fan parking only.""
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"Like if they're Jets fans, we'll be all like,"
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"(chuckling): "Okay, I hope you don't get towed.""
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"But obviously, you know,"
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"Hey there, strangers."
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"Welcome to Phelps Ranch."
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"Well, three of our guys did just get squished,"
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"So, have you done this kind of work before?"
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"Have we pulled an object off a plant"
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"Yes, I think we understand the nuances of this profession."
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"I got a good feeling about you guys."
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"All right, you guys are doing great."
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"Hey, listen, my dog just had puppies, and I thought"
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"since you're covered with feces and I barely know you,"
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"I'd give you a delicate, snow-white, newborn puppy."
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"Okay, just don't give me to Dead-Eyes over there,"
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"'cause I've already been killed twice"
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"(crunching)"
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"This puppy doesn't work!"
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"Well, well, well..."
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"As you can tell by the "well, well, well,""
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"he's the bad guy."
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"Looks like we got us some new employees."
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"That's right, Curley, I hired 'em this morning."
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"Well, tell 'em to get out."
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"Hey, Hodor, stop coming on to my slutty wife!"
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"Look, I can tell by the fact that you wear a single,"
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"Vaseline-filled leather glove that you're a reasonable man."
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"(grunting)"
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"(yells) Damn it!"
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"I tuck my jeans into my boots!"
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"I'll get you, you stupid, giant moron."
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"Not great timing, I know,"
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"So, I should be home by 10:00."
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"It's just this piano-bar-slash-cabaret place"
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"Rory told me about it."
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"Who's Rory?"
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"You remember him."
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"The field hand who gave me a shoulder ride"
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"back to the house?"
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"Anyway, it sounds like it's just a hoot."
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"Wow, maybe you'll meet a pretty lady to get married to there."
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"Yeah, well, that's the idea."
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"While you're gone, can I touch myself?"
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"Uh, again, you don't have to schedule that with me."
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"But remember, if there's any trouble,"
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"we meet by the big tree on the edge of town."
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"Everything in my head is screaming."
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"If it isn't the sexy imbecile."
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"Oh, hi."
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"Yes, that was quite a hand job you did on him."
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"I'm not gonna lie to you,"
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"you're wasting your double entendres on me."
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"Okay!"
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"(piano playing "Jeepers Creepers")"
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