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Clips from Family Guy - High School English (S15E15)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Well, I actually drove my car into this rich guy's house,"
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"and he locked me in here until the police come."
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"and keeps screaming, "I don't care.""
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"Here's one right here: The Great Gatsby."
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"A book by the only respected guy in the world named Scott."
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"(1920s-era jazz playing)"
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"You come and get them."
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"(lively jazz music playing) Yecch. The neighbors are having a party"
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"with loud jazz music."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Madam, you forget yourself."
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"♪ ♪"
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"That's when I first laid eyes on him."
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"Jay Gatsby."
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"but I pretended not to see."
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"Yeah, just a wave is fine."
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"Oh, I hope we weren't too loud, old sport."
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"so I want to tell you something very private."
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"I come down here to think every night"
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"but that light you've been looking at"
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"I-I only know that because I saw a coupon"
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"Yeah. Why wouldn't she be there?"
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"(birds chirping)"
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"Whassup...?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, I've missed you, Daisy."
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"Yeah. Do it."
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"One, two, three..."
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"Ah, you know what? I can't right now."
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"Are you going to bone her?"
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"This is amazing!"
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"D-Do you have enough to, you know, throw?"
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"Ah, there she goes."
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"Shirt! Shirt! Shirt!"
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"Shirt! Shirt!"
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"were-were you this crazy when we dated before?"
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"and your attentions to my wife."
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"We're gonna skip all that."
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"that will make sense later."
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"I'll take someone in Daisy's car."
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"Okay, I have never heard anyone call him that."
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"about some business."
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"♪ Gotta photograph, picture of...♪"
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"We just saw Woman Tied to Railroad Tracks 5."
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"Pretty similar to 4."
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"Wow, looks like you guys are getting a head start"
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"(Peter moans loudly)"
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"Have fun raising my bastard."
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"All right, let's head out."
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"if we're in the funny horn era."
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"Ah-ha! We are!"
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"Wow. Walked right into that one."
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"Wait, why is he calling it that?"
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"Is there gonna be another big war?"
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"Well, that was awful."
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"(gasps)"
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"Tom! Tom! It's me!"
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"(tires screeching)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"because, for me, that will always be the summer"
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"I snuck up to the attic just before the cops busted in."
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"They're down there now. Look."
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"(floorboard creaks)"
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"(stilted): Hi, Huckleberry Finn!"
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"(stilted): Hi, Tom Sawyer."
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"Oh, my God, is that a jug full of porn?"
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"(snoring)"
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"Geez, this is worse than the Widow Douglas' house."
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"Hey there! You must be Huck."
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"Oh, come on! I just got shot in the pool in the last one."
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"I am. My name's Huck Finn."
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"to wear shoes and comb my hair."
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"I just skipped that rock six times!"
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"That's nice. You don't believe me, do ya?"
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"I believe we've been out here a long time,"
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"and a man's mind begins to play tricks on him."
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"Of course I saw it."
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"he didn't see me hook-shot that apple core"
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"We're fake-selling the Brooklyn Bridge."
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"Stop qualifying the selling."
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"Fine, we're going!"
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"Huck! Great news! I'm free!"
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"♪ Today's Tom Sawyer, mean, mean pride ♪"
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"Pretty cool book, huh?"
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"we have time for one more classic of American literature."
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""Chapter one: eat my ass, pigs.""
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"All right, all right. We're going to open"
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"But we'll also have a sign in the front that says,"
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"And sometimes we'll give our guests a fake hard time."
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"of course, we're not gonna tow 'em."
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"People call me Slim."
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"Ironically, I assume."
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"Listen, we're looking for field work,"
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"uh, if you need any extra hands."
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"so we just might. Come on in."
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"and placed it in a burlap bag?"
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"Good, good. And how about you? Tell me about yourself."
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"I like to kill animals and then a lady."
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"This is where I practice my karate, 'cause I'm a dick."
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"I understand you like to pick fruit."
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"You ever pick something bruised and pear-shaped?"
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"So, let's all take a deep breath and calm down."
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"No! Karate chop!"
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"but can I leave early for a dentist appointment?"
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"called "Tinkles.""
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"That was Rory."
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"All right, then, I am off."
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"Well, hello there."
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"Sorry about what I did to your husband earlier."
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"You know, I'm not so bad at those myself."
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"(quietly): I want you to destroy me."
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"on the edge of town to take care of something."
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"Do not take my songs off the list."
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