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Clips from Family Guy - High School English (S15E15)

"But while I do that, why don't you face away from me"
Family Guy
"and count the stars."
Family Guy
"Okay."
Family Guy
"All right, so the B&B will have a rack of single-gear bikes"
Family Guy
"Good luck with those book reports."
Family Guy
"STEWIE: It was my first summer staying at the shore,"
Family Guy
"Um, I hate to break it to you,"
Family Guy
"that came with my rental."
Family Guy
"Wha... I have to see her!"
Family Guy
"Great. She's... she's gonna be there, right?"
Family Guy
"and you're getting a funny vibe from me?"
Family Guy
"You're as beautiful as ever."
Family Guy
"Hey, yeah. Nice tam-o'-shanter."
Family Guy
"You know what we should do? Let's all drunk-drive"
Family Guy
"and have the same conversation we're having here."
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"Drunk. Don't forget drunk."
Family Guy
"Only problem is, I really want to get"
Family Guy
"Hmm, no pirate hat, but I'll make it work."
Family Guy
"You're Tom, I'm Huck."
Family Guy
"(squawking)"
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"(pigs snorting)"
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"and I've been drinkin' all day from this here jug."
Family Guy
"Ow! Pap! No!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, that's right, bitch."
Family Guy
"I know. I'll fake my own death."
Family Guy
"(groaning)"
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"a waterfall!"
Family Guy
"Hold on!"
Family Guy
"You are? That's awesome! When did that happen?"
Family Guy
"Hey. I'm Mark Twain."
Family Guy
"in the other two stories, and I don't want..."
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"(bones crunching)"
Family Guy
"(bone snapping)"
Family Guy
"Goodnight, kids."
Family Guy
"I-I guess men's?"
Family Guy
"Wow. What an ugly little house."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, it's not that palace of domestic abuse you live in."
Family Guy
"Fruit has seeds you can poo out!"
Family Guy
"(indistinct whispering, Stewie sighs)"
Family Guy
"Hi. It's me, Peter."
Family Guy
"You may be wondering what I'm doing in a library."
Family Guy
"Don't believe me?"
Family Guy
"I don't know. I just locked him in the library. (baby crying)"
Family Guy
"Seems like he's on something. He's got crazy eyes"
Family Guy
"I don't care!"
Family Guy
"Anyway, I've got some time to kill"
Family Guy
"before this room is filled with tear gas,"
Family Guy
"so I thought, "Why not finally read"
Family Guy
"some of the classics I never read in high school.""
Family Guy
"but I had a feeling that I, Nick "The Situation" Carraway,"
Family Guy
"would fit right in."
Family Guy
"(crickets chirping, frogs croaking)"
Family Guy
"Hey, it's Nick from The Great Gatsby."
Family Guy
"I just checked in, and somebody left their teeth here."
Family Guy
"I-I don't know, it's just a set of teeth."
Family Guy
"No, I'm not putting them anywhere."
Family Guy
"Well, at least annoyingly scatting over jazz"
Family Guy
"hasn't been invented yet."
Family Guy
"MAN: ♪ Bop, bop, bop, ba-ba-bah ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Boop, boop, boop, doo, boo... ♪"
Family Guy
"Oh, that must have been invented today!"
Family Guy
"Hey, whose party is this?"
Family Guy
"I'm not sure. Women aren't allowed to ask questions yet."
Family Guy
"So, what's your name?"
Family Guy
"He was clearly playing with himself through his pocket,"
Family Guy
"Hello. Welcome to my party."
Family Guy
"Name's Gatsby. Good to meet you, old sport."
Family Guy
"I-I'm your new neighbor, Nick Carraway."
Family Guy
"Yeah, this "old sport" thing,"
Family Guy
"or is this a keeper? I just met you,"
Family Guy
"Let's go out to the dock."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"It's where the love of my life lives,"
Family Guy
"Daisy Buchanan."
Family Guy
"is a gay gym called The Pump House."
Family Guy
"Um... anyway, Daisy's house is over there."
Family Guy
"She's my cousin. Daisy's your cousin?!"
Family Guy
"Yeah. Lot of weird coincidences for an American classic, huh?"
Family Guy
"Well, I can set that up."
Family Guy
"Um, only thing is she's married."
Family Guy
"Yeah, and I hear her husband's a real heel."
Family Guy
"Whoa-hoa! Language!"
Family Guy
"But, yeah, I'll set it up."
Family Guy
"Um, tea tomorrow at my house, 2:00 p.m."
Family Guy
"I don't know, I'm just getting a funny vibe from you."
Family Guy
"You asked me down to the docks alone,"
Family Guy
"Is it really you?"
Family Guy
"You know what else is beautiful?"
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"My bank account. Boom!"
Family Guy
"Rich guy. You're rich now?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, I love that! I know, right?"
Family Guy
"Come on, I'll show you my place."
Family Guy
"Oh, you're leaving?"
Family Guy
"But I made all these deviled eggs."
Family Guy
"You made? You know what I meant."
Family Guy
"Yeah, you made them. Great job."
Family Guy
"(dishes shatter)"
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"(dance band playing mellow jazz)"
Family Guy
"You know, one of the best parts of having an enormous mansion"
Family Guy
"is being able to come out here and get some fresh air."
Family Guy
"You know, sometimes I just want to jump off this balcony"
Family Guy
"and into that pool down there."
Family Guy
"So do it."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I know, right? Do it! (chuckles)"
Family Guy
"I know. I totally should, right? Here I go."
Family Guy
"(laughing): Whoa! Can you imagine?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I-I can imagine. It would be fun."
Family Guy
"You should do it. If only it were that easy, right?"
Family Guy
"It is. It looks deep enough."
Family Guy
"It's your pool. It's your house."
Family Guy
"You can do whatever you want. I know, right?"
Family Guy
"My pool guy's cleaning it."
Family Guy
"(band playing mellow jazz)"
Family Guy
"I've never seen so many shirts."
Family Guy
"Yeah, you know, they're actually kind of expensive..."
Family Guy
"Okay, five is good."
Family Guy
"Five is-is probably good."
Family Guy
"Shirt! Shirt!"
Family Guy
"(chuckles): Were you, uh..."
Family Guy
"Mm, Gatsby, is it?"
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