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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Pulls Off a Heist! (S03E03)

"So either she's in love with me..."
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"It's time to put some pressure on the weak link."
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"Ina, Até..."
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"I thought she was buried with this."
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"The point is, I failed, okay?"
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"about having a magic bag so he can murder ducks or whatever."
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"He's a wily trickster."
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"Oh, honey, it's not your fault."
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"don't care about anyone but themselves."
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"And their money."
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"Greed is part of human nature."
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"That's how Iktomi takes advantage of people."
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"That's the cool way of saying "merchandise.""
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"Of course. If you're protesting, you burn stuff."
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"Draft cards, bras, Los Angeles."
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"250 bucks."
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"Mr. Fucillo."
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"Ah, call me Paulie."
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"Or Zippy. I'm trying to get that going."
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"I feel bad that I never have the stuff that you want at the store."
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"got you these."
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"-Oh. -Help yourself."
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"Hmm."
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"Oh, wow."
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"Stray dogs."
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"Do you mind if I come in? I think you could help me with something."
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"Oh. Of course."
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"What do you see here, Kimmy?"
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"And here?"
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"And here?"
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"And here?"
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"And here?"
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"-And here? And here? -Why are you making me look at this?"
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"Because that's the same beautiful bathroom"
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"after some psycho was done with it,"
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"and every day at 4:00 p.m.,"
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"I have to clean up the mess."
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"So just change the lock."
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"Then this will all be over!"
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"Nah."
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"Whoever did this... is goin' on the wall."
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"I don't even pick the cashews out of nut mixes."
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"You just made a mistake."
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"But don't let this sick bastard do to you"
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"what he did to Sharon."
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"My bathroom."
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"It wasn't my idea."
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"Who said you could talk to my Kimmy?"
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"because I'm entered into a lot of raffles for free boat rides."
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"You don't talk to anyone from now on."
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"I don't know what you think you know,"
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"but you don't even know my name,"
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"and if my name isn't"
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"Titus Andromedon-- Damn it!"
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"I'm gonna go now."
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"Catch you later..."
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"Titus."
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"Told you bitches I so famous."
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"- Is the meeting over? - Almost."
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""Wrapping up early."
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"Five minutes?"
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"Kimmy's phone."
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"If you're a cop, you have to tell me."
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"I need you to sing The Star-Spangled Banner"
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"Is this a dream? Are there people in the room?"
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"I don't care! God bless America!"
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"If there are no objections, this concludes--"
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"We don't have a flag."
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"Okay, what's the--"
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"What's the single most important thing to everyone in this room?"
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"Doing my best."
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"No. Money."
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"Go ahead, Kimmy, do it."
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"Girl, you think that's the only key?"
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"--This is over when I say it's over."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"I'm gonna perform a victorious scarf flip"
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"and be on my way."
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"I left my scarf in the bathroom."
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"You did what?"
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"At least I remembered to put my pants and shirt back on."
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"If Paulie finds that scarf, he has proof."
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"He'll put us on the wall!"
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"No! I'm a good person."
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"I don't belong on the wall with scumbags"
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"Why did Colin Kaepernick"
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"It's because he made people mad,"
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"and nothing motivates Americans like outrage."
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"-The emails. -No stamina."
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"at $250 a pop."
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"Exactly."
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"You're making money off of people that hate you."
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"It's like if I made money off brunettes."
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"but when a protester buys a jersey,"
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"about everything."
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"Immigration, public breastfeeding,"
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"shooting gorillas!"
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"You tap into that, and just think of the money you can make."
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"All of you."
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"and the other half of the country would buy 'em because--"
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"I don't know. They loved Benghazi."
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"The Kansas City Islams."
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"The Houston WNBAs."
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"The Dallas Piano Lessons!"
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"What? Just me?"
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"You wanna sit in your own filth water?"
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"How am I supposed to smoke in the shower?"
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"The Washington Gun-Takers."
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"Oh, nobody takes my guns!"
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"Ooh!"
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"You're a genius!"
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"--Thank you."
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"Property Brothers!"
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"I sure hope you came here to step up and do the right thing."
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"I don't know what you mean, Zippy."
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"I just need a box of..."
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"I'm gonna turn around"
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"so you can sneak your friend in here,"
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"you got another thing coming."
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"Ah."
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