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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Pulls Off a Heist! (S03E03)

"Your Chigger Bomb, madam."
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"You gonna answer that?"
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"All right, where the hell is it?"
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"Hey. It's Mikey Politano."
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"We almost died trying to fit into your shower."
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"Yes, Mikey. Hi."
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"Sorry, I'm just-- What are the chances?"
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"I don't know."
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"I work right around the corner from your apartment."
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"You know it's got a rudder on it?"
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"- So how are you? - Good."
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"I been, uh, getting out there, like you told me to."
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"I went to Fire Island, and it was wild."
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"Oh, Jeff. That didn't work out."
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"But then I met this Wall Street guy."
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"His name's Andrew."
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"We're actually headed upstate for the weekend."
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"We're going to Storm King!"
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"Next thing you know, you'll be like me."
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"eating cheese for dessert on purpose,"
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"shopping local, thinking global."
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"Japan, for example."
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"--Ha, I knew it!"
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"You stole my bathroom key so you could poop here for free!"
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"I tried to stall,"
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"but now we're gonna be banned from this gas station for life!"
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"Banned!"
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"Now get out of here while I clean up your mess."
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"Oh, damn it, Titus!"
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"It's like someone flipped over"
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"Well, I'm also seeing someone."
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"and he's as hot as the sandwich he's named after."
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"Yeah."
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""Sproi-oi-oing!""
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"Titus is doing great."
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"His scurvy's gone."
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"He didn't eat Dionne Warwick."
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"Our neighbor got HBO and we can hear it through the wall."
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"- Stop helping. - Okay."
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"Glad you're doing good."
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"So I'll see you around."
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"I've just been waiting for him,"
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"but he might not come back."
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"Maybe I should give Sandwich a real chance."
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"I mean, Reuben."
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"You're right. I will."
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"Now on the clock, the Washington Gun-Takers"
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"Up next, the Seattle Raisins That You Think Are Chocolate Chips."
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"Jackie Lynn,"
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"I haven't been this proud of you"
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"since that misprint in the paper said that you were"
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"a National Merit Finalist."
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"Boyogas!"
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"I guess they killed another Eli Manning."
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"Peter Stuyvesant."
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"Google it."
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"Someday, I'll see a boat in person."
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"Orson."
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"Oh, just that concussions are good for business."
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"Change the name,"
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"You can threaten."
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"but the Redskins are done."
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"We?"
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"Need I remind you, you owe me one."
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"There you go."
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"The wind can be slow, Kimmy."
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"Have a good day. I don't live around here."
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"Change the name! Change the name! Change the name!"
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"Change the name! Change the name!"
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"If he sees me come in, at some point, he's gonna start to wonder where I went,"
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"'cause I intrigue people."
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"it'll be for a good reason, like I'm sick and the community is raising money"
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"without those warnings?"
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"I'm not a big reader."
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"and Gonzo's Nose for the curved gentleman."
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"My video is just Marge here eating a birthday cake made of meat."
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"Yep!"
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"to change the name of the Redskins."
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"the neck is just a skin tube."
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"the neck is just a skin tube.""
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"Well, he won't suspect a thing unless one of us cracks."
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"What the fudge are you doing, you crazy motherfudger?"
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"That's right. Real Jewish."
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"'Cause she abandoned me in a hospital."
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"My mother's necklace?"
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"Even with Iktomi on my side."
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"Well, I'm done failing."
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"--Oh..."
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"Good thing Trump's gonna make us all rich, right?"
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"So..."
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"Bangladeshi cigarettes."
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"And let the son of a bitch get away with it?"
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"This is my work number."
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"I always answer it"
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"We just got group SMS."
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"right now and really milk it."
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"Oh!"
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"I hear the bathrooms in Canada are real nice."
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"Well, downstairs, a group of very angry Native Americans"
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"When a fan buys a jersey,"
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"they burn it and buy another one next week."
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"Hang on. Are you trying to get me to change the name or not?"
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"are two of the worst people I have ever met,"
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"Pubic Chigger Bombs."
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"Any-- Chigger--"
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"Anything else?"
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"Hello?"
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"Hello? BoatScam.com?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"And how is Jumpf?"
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"Banned!"
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"--Boyogas?"
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"Two hundred."
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"Dang it."
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"I know I've made mistakes,"
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"I'll remember which brand of condom I liked so much."
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"discovered that he had been radicalized by ISIS."
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"- Hmm. -"
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"Uh-uh, girl."
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