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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Pulls Off a Heist! (S03E03)

"like a Titus on prom night."
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"a carton of red Pixy Stix."
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"I gotta warn you, these are "Child Beauty Pageant" strength."
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"Real cool."
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"Throw the key out the bathroom window"
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"so I can take it to the hardware store."
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"I know you won't."
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"Buh-bird! Bird!"
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"My associate will return the original key to you."
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"Thank you for the bowl."
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"Oh, sure. Here's your change."
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"Shoplifting."
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"Taking two pennies"
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"Shooting me twice, leaving me for dead."
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"Well, thank you so much."
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"Change the name! Change the name!"
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"Change the name! Change the name!"
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"We're here to protest the Redskins, Jackie Lynn."
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"And to eat at that restaurant where the waiters are ninjas."
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"from the inside, like a Trojan horse."
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"Hey, Fern, she's got another plan."
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"and I've eaten crow."
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"But not really, right?"
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"I never want to eat crow meat again."
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"and you'll be the ones trying to knock a crow out of the air with a rake."
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"Change the name! Change the name!"
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"Ooh! That's the business."
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"Business idea! Start a business!"
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"First of all, that chili I found is going right through me."
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"Key's no good if I can't use it."
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"Paulie sits right by the door."
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"You need to distract him"
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"so I can go in; make him turn around--"
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"No way, Titus. I'm out."
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"You're out?"
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"You don't get to quit this life."
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"I'm going to the bathroom."
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"You feel me, baby girl?"
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"No, Titus. I'm not a crook."
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"If I'm gonna have my picture in a gas station,"
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"Hmm..."
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"We have expired Trojans, Safeway Select,"
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"Monologue-- for the careful masturbator--"
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"Garbage D by Hefty,"
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"I need my Stix!"
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"She just goes off."
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"I got a new face"
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"'cause I ran my Jet Ski into a Chipotle."
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"I meant Orson's guest."
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"My name is Jacqueline White."
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"you're all gonna want to see."
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"Ooh, is it a skinny kid and a fat kid"
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"and the skinny kid's playing a big ol' tuba"
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"Um, no."
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"Mr. Snyder is going to ask"
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"before she tucks into a dang sub?"
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"Sorry."
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"Okay."
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"- Uh, that's the wrong input. - No, honey."
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"who was tapped to succeed his father, Orson,"
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"as chairman of the Washington Redskins,"
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"after family members, concerned"
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"by a pattern of increasingly erratic behavior"
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"You don't understand!"
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"This is 'cause Cork Rockingham found out about the baloney!"
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"A statement by the Department of Homeland Security says, in part,"
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""Duke Snyder is a deranged individual"
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"who consistently replies 'maybe' on Evites."
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"Anything he says should be considered"
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"a lie intended to harm America.""
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"So... what'd you want to show us?"
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"Oh!"
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"Is it Octonauts?"
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"You did that to your own son?"
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"Desperate times call for desperate measures."
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"The league has enough problems"
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"as it is, Ms. White."
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"Viewership is down almost 10%, ad revenue is falling,"
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"and merchandise sales are off."
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"The number-one-selling jersey last year was Colin Kaepernick,"
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"and he's a damn anthem-kneeler."
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"Americans don't kneel."
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"You people don't care about anything."
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"Except money."
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""You people," is it, huh?"
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"And the Department of Justice thinks I'm a racist."
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"Toyoga!"
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"Oh, is it those quadruplets laughing?"
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"I haven't had a bathroom situation this good"
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"since I got picked for that Depends focus group."
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"The world was my bathroom, Kimmy."
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"Quit yelling about bathrooms, man."
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"Hey, hey, hey. Kimmy, right?"
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"Did you ever find those extra-wide tampons?"
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"Nah, man. Always looking, though."
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"Hi, I-I'm Paulie Fucillo."
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"Am I being racist, or have we met?"
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"-Racist. -Oh."
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"The Fucillos were weavers in the old country."
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"They had a saying..."
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"Uh, I gotta get back to work."
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"and if you ever need to borrow"
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"a cup of sugar,"
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"you're gonna have to pay, 'cause I run a store."
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"You gave him your real name?"
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"You want me to say my name's Rock 'n' Roll Rhonda"
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"And now he knows where we live."
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"Titus?"
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"You need to lay off the fairy dust, Bright Lights Big Schmidty."
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"with this bathroom, and I'm not gonna let you blow it."
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"Whoa."
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"Just..."
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"Jewish?"
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"I don't get it."
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"Toilet paper use is up."
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"is using the bathroom without me knowing it."
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"Now, my mama didn't raise no fool."
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"Kimmy comes by a lot,"
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"but she doesn't buy anything."
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"So..."
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