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Clips from Friends - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs (S07E07)

"Hi, Tag. What are you doing here?"
Friends
"I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you was still good."
Friends
"Well, sure. Come in."
Friends
"We, uh, kind of broke up this morning."
Friends
"- Oh, I'm sorry. - Yeah, so she went back to Ohio."
Friends
"Ohio, thank you."
Friends
"Huh. Where's the dog?"
Friends
"What dog? There's no dog here."
Friends
"Yeah, that dog left."
Friends
"Phoebe, open up."
Friends
"PHOEBE: There's no dog in here."
Friends
"[DOG BARKS]"
Friends
"[PHOEBE COUGHS]"
Friends
"Oh, good. There you are."
Friends
"Listen, um, I have a dog in my room."
Friends
"What is it doing here?"
Friends
"Wait."
Friends
"Hello, my name is Klunkers."
Friends
"May I please stay with you nice people?"
Friends
"Extremely allergic, okay?"
Friends
"If I am anywhere near a dog for more than five minutes..."
Friends
"...my throat will just close up."
Friends
"That's odd, because this dog's been living here for the past three days."
Friends
"[HOARSE] Really?"
Friends
"If the dog has been here that long..."
Friends
"...and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog."
Friends
"Well, it still has to go, right?"
Friends
"MONICA & PHOEBE: Why?"
Friends
"- Don't do what? - I have to."
Friends
"Okay? It's time."
Friends
"Okay, I hate dogs."
Friends
"ROSS & RACHEL: What? PHOEBE: That's crazy. Why?"
Friends
"Told you."
Friends
"...and that scares me a little bit."
Friends
"You're right. They are scary. Aah!"
Friends
"She just ate a treat out of my hand!"
Friends
"Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies?"
Friends
"Is there a puppy here?"
Friends
"- You don't like puppies? - Okay, you are new."
Friends
"Look, Chandler, I told you. Never tell anyone about this dog thing."
Friends
"It's like Ross not liking ice cream."
Friends
"- You don't like ice cream? - It's too cold."
Friends
"Okay, it's just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable."
Friends
"Hurts my teeth."
Friends
"I don't wanna say this. I don't want you guys to hate me..."
Friends
"So either the dog goes or I go. Huh."
Friends
"Oh, my God."
Friends
"How can I not get this?"
Friends
"I'm a college professor. I got 1450 on my SATs."
Friends
"Twelve fifty."
Friends
"Damn, I forgot you were here."
Friends
"All right. We're gonna take Klunkers to Ross'."
Friends
"We'll be back in a minute."
Friends
"Oh, wait, before you go, can I ask a question?"
Friends
"Um, when a guy breaks up with his girlfriend..."
Friends
"...what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?"
Friends
"- Really? I'd say three to four. - Half-hour."
Friends
"Interesting."
Friends
"When it's your assistant, I would say never."
Friends
"All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you?"
Friends
"Right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point."
Friends
"It's "moo.""
Friends
"Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?"
Friends
"Please don't listen to Joey. Okay? Would you look at him?"
Friends
"He's obviously depressed. He's away from his family."
Friends
"He's spending Thanksgiving with strangers."
Friends
"What he needs right now is for you to be his friend."
Friends
"Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. Thank you."
Friends
"- Okay, that's what I'm going to do. - Fine, take their advice."
Friends
"When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside."
Friends
"- Hey. - Hey."
Friends
"How you holding up?"
Friends
"- Not bad. - Yeah?"
Friends
"- I'm sorry about your girlfriend. - Thanks."
Friends
"- Were you guys together a long time? - A year, on and off."
Friends
"I thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore."
Friends
"- Now that she broke up with you. - Yeah."
Friends
"- Hmm. - It's weird."
Friends
"That all that was just a given. Well, lately, it's like, what if it's not?"
Friends
"Do you ever have that feeling?"
Friends
"No."
Friends
"Yeah."
Friends
"But, you know, then I figure it has to work out."
Friends
"Why?"
Friends
"Because it has to."
Friends
"- You have all the answers, don't you? - Yeah, I know, I do. I really do."
Friends
"- Hey, thanks for talking to me. - Come on, what are bosses for?"
Friends
"Hug it out."
Friends
"All right, he likes you back."
Friends
"Huh? Told you you should go for it."
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"Street noise drown any of that out?"
Friends
"No? All right, I'll see you later. Ha, ha. Okay."
Friends
"What did Joey say? I like you back?"
Friends
"Uh, yeah... You know, well, see, he..."
Friends
"Joey knows that I'm very insecure about my back."
Friends
"And... And you were hugging me..."
Friends
"...so obviously you are not repulsed by it. Yeah. Heh."
Friends
"Wait a minute, that doesn't make any sense."
Friends
"[SIGHS]"
Friends
"All right, here's the truth. Ahem."
Friends
"Joey said what he said because, um..."
Friends
"...I'm attracted to you."
Friends
"- Wow. - Yeah, I admit it."
Friends
"And the last thing I wanted to do was freak you out..."
Friends
"...or make you feel uncomfortable."
Friends
"Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now."
Friends
"- What? - Right there. That's my car."
Friends
"[GLASS BREAKS]"
Friends
"Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?"
Friends
"I can't believe this."
Friends
"Wait, we still have time to talk, and they're not even in the car yet."
Friends
"Oh, look, there they go. Okay."
Friends
"Okay, Phoebe. We should probably go back now."
Friends
"Please, don't leave me. I'll be lonely."
Friends
"Stop it. Stop."
Friends
"- Okay, let's go. We can be strong. - Yeah, okay."
Friends
"[DOG WHINES]"
Friends
"Oh, my God, did you hear that? She said "Monica.""
Friends
"Oh, I can't leave her."
Friends
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