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Clips from Friends - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs (S07E07)

"If you want, we could sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know."
Friends
"That's not gonna work."
Friends
"I had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea."
Friends
"He's not so smart."
Friends
"Yeah, but you kind of knew that something was going on, didn't you?"
Friends
"Yeah, I knew. Heh."
Friends
"Where's Chandler?"
Friends
"How did you know?"
Friends
"Hey, what's she doing back here?"
Friends
"Relax, Ross. She's not made of ice cream."
Friends
"Hey, look, Phoebe. I, uh, laid out the states geographically."
Friends
"We have to keep Chandler away from my room."
Friends
"Yeah, but, look what I..."
Friends
"See, this is exactly what we do not have time for."
Friends
"- Where's Monica? - Uh, in Phoebe's room. You can't go in."
Friends
"Why not?"
Friends
"[DOG WHINING]"
Friends
"Monica's crying."
Friends
"She's very upset about this whole Klunkers thing."
Friends
"- Well, I should go in there. - No, no."
Friends
"No, she doesn't want to see you right now."
Friends
"- Why not? - Because you sent away the dog."
Friends
"- That's ridiculous. - Oh, is it? Is it?"
Friends
"Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover."
Friends
"And, um, one day, my dad decides he doesn't like dogs."
Friends
"So Monica and her friend... Phyllis..."
Friends
"...take away the dog, and that was the last time we ever saw him."
Friends
"Don't you see? This is just like that..."
Friends
"...only with a few details changed."
Friends
"Bring on the food."
Friends
"- What's the matter? - Monica's all upset..."
Friends
"...because I sent Klunkers away."
Friends
"So? Bring the dog back. You're a hero."
Friends
"Yeah, I could be a hero. I could do that. I could... I could do..."
Friends
"And that doesn't scare you?"
Friends
"[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]"
Friends
"Ross, you need some help?"
Friends
"From you?"
Friends
"[CHUCKLES]"
Friends
"Yes, please."
Friends
"[JOEY CLEARS THROAT]"
Friends
"First of all, Utah?"
Friends
"Dude, you can't just make stuff up."
Friends
"- Hey. Tag still talking to the police? - Yeah."
Friends
"Ugh, damn it. Why did I open my mouth?"
Friends
""I have a crush on you. I'm attracted to you.""
Friends
"I know that I freaked him out."
Friends
"If you said it like that, you probably did, yeah."
Friends
"Hey, is Chandler here?"
Friends
"Uh, no, no, he went for a walk."
Friends
"Okay, well, you cannot tell him, but look who's back."
Friends
"[BARKS]"
Friends
"- Hi. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no."
Friends
"He went over to Ross' to bring the dog back here."
Friends
"Oh, no, the dog's not going to be there."
Friends
"You think?"
Friends
"Please, please, please, don't be mad at me."
Friends
"- What? Why would...? - Shh. Wait and see."
Friends
"Maybe we will, maybe we won't."
Friends
"Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Klunkers, you know, for you..."
Friends
"...and, ahem, I left the door open, and she must've gotten out."
Friends
"And I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof."
Friends
"Which, FYI, Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed."
Friends
"I couldn't find him..."
Friends
"...and I am so, so, so sorry."
Friends
"But I do know where we can all go ease the pain."
Friends
"Klunkers. Oh, my God."
Friends
"- That's right. She came back all by herself. - It's a Thanksgiving miracle."
Friends
"It is so good to see you."
Friends
"Yeah, she came all the way back from Ross' building."
Friends
"Oh, the things she must've seen."
Friends
"Then she climbed up the fire escape..."
Friends
"...and she tapped on the window with her teeny little paw..."
Friends
"...and we ran to let her in."
Friends
"I went too far, didn't I?"
Friends
"When should I have stopped?"
Friends
"Okay, maybe this is so hard because there aren't 50 states."
Friends
"Let me tell you something. I have 49 states."
Friends
"Now, I think I should be able to eat something."
Friends
"It's up to you."
Friends
"[SQUEALS]"
Friends
"- Oh, hi. How are you doing? - I'm okay."
Friends
"- Thanks for having me over, you guys. - Tag, you're going? Uh..."
Friends
"We didn't, uh, get a chance to talk."
Friends
"So where did you say you're from again?"
Friends
"- Colorado. - Ah, what good are you?"
Friends
"Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace."
Friends
"- Okay. - Uh..."
Friends
"I never should've said what I said."
Friends
"We work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us."
Friends
"Okay? Big day, Monday. Lots to do."
Friends
"[CHUCKLES]"
Friends
"So we okay?"
Friends
"Um, I'm not."
Friends
"- Oh, God, I knew it. I freaked you out. - No, you didn't."
Friends
"The only thing that freaked me out was you saying..."
Friends
"...that nothing could happen between us."
Friends
"So please don't fire me for doing this."
Friends
"Delaware."
Friends
"[SOBS]"
Friends
"Delaware."
Friends
"- All right. - I want my turkey now."
Friends
"You got it."
Friends
"You got Nevada twice."
Friends
"- I know. - Yeah."
Friends
"PHOEBE: No, that's just me coughing."
Friends
"All the time. Constantly. It's terrifying."
Friends
"What if it...? What if it attacks me?"
Friends
"- Really? - Yeah."
Friends
"I always used to assume that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy."
Friends
"They are needy..."
Friends
"[DOG BARKS]"
Friends
"Oh, okay, time's up."
Friends
"Phoebe."
Friends
"Regular celery."
Friends
"Oh, I'd say about a month."
Friends
"No?"
Friends