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Clips from Scrubs - My Sex Buddy (S02E02)

"Since she lost her apartment, I let Elliot crash on my floor."
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"How did this happen?"
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"My life's a mess. Plus, you were going through a lot, too."
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"Four times. And a half, if you count that last thing."
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"- What are you watching, buddy? - Animal Planet."
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"The Congo. But, look, Elliot, I think... I think you're right."
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"Last night was great, but we can't keep doing this."
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"- Dr Reid. - Dr Dorian."
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"Mistake or not, one cool thing about sex is it always puts you in a good mood."
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"Hell, I think it even cheers up the people around you."
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"He would say I was copying him and he'd breathe on me and I'd have to melt,"
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"but it was still so awesome."
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"That's funny, I don't recall asking for a really, really, really, really,"
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"Mrs Creeden is in post-op, so let's start by CAT-scanning her abdomen."
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"And gosh, all kidding aside, I'd like to see us work together on this one."
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"Hands in."
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"Congratulations again. He is beautiful."
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"I was wondering about circumcision."
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"Well, now, see, that we're set up for."
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"Me?"
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"I've always wonder what the kid would say if it were up to him."
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"You want to do what, now? I just got this thing."
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"There are no medical advantages to circumcision."
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"That's just great."
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"I was kidding. It's a joke."
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"I'm so relaxed. I totally forgot about being a doctor."
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"- We're a train wreck. - So we can't keep doing this."
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"We're adults. I don't think we have to apologise for enjoying what we're doing."
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"That's when she said the words every man is dying to hear."
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"If you want."
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"Mr Marrick, even if your son isn't circumcised, he'll still look like you."
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"I kid. You're a dashing man. Have you modelled?"
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"It's, you know, doctor-patient confidentiality."
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"No, no, I'm not kidding. I can't."
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"- I think we're OK. - We're not OK."
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"who, by the way, are obsessed with money."
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"Does this name-tag say "Chief of Medicine"?"
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"That couple thought it said "I'm Bob. Ask me about your baby's Johnson.""
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"Look, stay away from definite answers. Leave yourself some wiggle room."
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"That was the third one."
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"That was big of you to cover for Elliot."
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"I had a good mind to spank her yesterday."
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"She screw up with your patients, too?"
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"- No. - Elliot seems so frazzled."
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"She keeps making one mistake after another."
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"- See ya, bud. - Later, dude."
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"He's got a nasty case of pneumonia. Let's see."
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"His leukocytosis has resolved. His blood cultures are negative."
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"- Thank so you much. - Oh, you're so very welcome."
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"- You're hitting that. - How do you do that?"
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"It's a gift. Remember last time you two got together?"
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"Relax. We're just having fun."
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"Fa-shizzle."
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"I don't wanna get Dr Phil on you,"
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"but women have a hard time separating sex from emotions."
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"but pretty soon she's gonna be like, "JD, I need you.""
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"What's up, Laverne?"
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"This Friday my church group's doing a production of Rent if you wanna go."
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"How's Mr Lawrence doing?"
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"He's not your patient as of two o'clock this afternoon."
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"He asked for a new doctor."
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"The second to switch off of my service today. Why?"
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"If you will excuse me, I have to check on Mrs Finnegan's chest X-rays."
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"Around here things can turn bad in a heartbeat."
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"We have to keep him here over the weekend. Give him the skinny, will you?"
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"Stop kissing her and put an end to this before she gets hurt."
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"Ah, she's a tough kid. You can tell her later."
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"Maybe she didn't enjoy it. Oh, come on, who're you kidding?"
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"This is not the time to talk it out."
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"No, sir, I don't think all black people are Jamaican."
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"Well, I didn't. Do you know what it is?"
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"- Yeah. - But you're not gonna tell me."
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"- He was trying to choke me. - Yeah, that's sweet."
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"Here goes."
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"Mr Woodbury's doing well enough to be discharged."
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"Look at you, Miss "No one wants me to be their doctor again.""
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"- He's in a coma. - Elliot, we should talk."
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"What?"
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"Yeah, he said he was trying to protect me."
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"That IV looks like it's infiltrating. The nurse must have screwed up."
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"What's with the mouthful of Chicklets, sweetheart?"
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"- No special reason. - Really?"
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"- Look, Dr Kelso... - Maybe Mr Woodbury will be fine."
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"But darn it all if what I don't think is the bigger question"
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"Still, if you decide later that what you really care about"
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"is how much your patients like you,"
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"And a hoagie."
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"- No. - Come on, where's the love?"
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"Dr Cox. I just wanted to let you know that Turk"
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"Well, hell, Barbie, look at me. It's not like I've always been"
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"Stuff like that takes time, but eventually you learn"
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"- So, what do I do until then? - Get your damn life in order."
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"Sometimes the new light opens your eyes"
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"And I know myself, and if we keep doing this,"
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"and we'll end up being a couple again."
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"Me neither."
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"JD, I'm homeless. I have no money and everything I own is outside in a truck."
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"My peep was on the fritz. Much better now, thank you for asking."
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"By the way, that third time, wow! Where did you learn that?"
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"Why does that monkey keep biting the other one on the ass?"
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"I don't know, but she seems to love it."
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"Oh, joy. I get to work on Mrs Creeden with the Wonder Twins."
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"Dear Lord, what in Thy most holy name have I done to offend Thee so?"
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"My brother and I would pretend we were the Wonder Twins."
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"He would become "form of a dragon" and I had to be something made of water,"
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"My God, Barbie, don't you understand no one cares?"
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"- I care. - Correction. No one important cares."
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"Please."
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"You're a little old, but my roommate is a surgeon, he owes me a favour..."
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"Talking about their son, Bambi."
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"Carla loves her patients. But she also loves how much they love her."
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"To be honest, I'm not a big fan."
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"- I told you. - Not medical, personal."
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"- Me too. - What to do?"
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"- What to do? What to do? - I don't feel like doing anything."
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"Come on, we could rent a movie. Got a fresh pack of Uno cards."
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"- Bite me. - Oh, come on, I'm sorry."
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"No, I mean it. Like you did last night. Come bite me."
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"The problem is we know that we don't work as a couple."
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"- What's all that about? - I can't tell you."
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