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Clips from Scrubs - My Sex Buddy (S02E02)

"Oh, right. Tell me."
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"Can't. Or won't."
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"- Can't. - Won't!"
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"- Are they still going at it? - No, Kelso calmed them down."
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"I have been crazy busy on the phone with bill collectors,"
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"I spent an hour in my truck looking for clean bras."
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"All I've got is this date-night push-up one."
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"I don't like working with these under my chin all day."
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"I am walking someplace right now,"
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"and for the life of me I can't remember where."
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"- Don't worry, I'll take care of it. - Thanks. Bathroom!"
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"- Yes, sir. - Funny."
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"Dammit, In my hospital we do not go out on a limb with our opinions."
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"So if a patient has questions in your hospital, you just ignore them?"
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"Say things like "We'll do what we can" or "We'll get back to you on that""
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"Assface."
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"Hey, chum. What do you say?"
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"I wanted to tell you not to worry about getting that CAT scan on Mrs Creeden."
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"It sucks being yelled at, especially when it's someone else's fault."
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"I have no idea how that woman handles the stress."
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"Mr Woodbury's son is getting married. He's asking if he's gonna be able to go."
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"Tell him we'll do the best we can."
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"Can't we just tell him that he can go?"
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"Fine, let me just tell him with you so I can enjoy it too."
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"What, are you guys just sex buddies?"
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"You may think you're tapping that right now,"
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"is totally hitting that dude, he's totally hitting him."
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"- You are good. - I know."
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"That's no longer any of your business."
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"They were so overwhelmed by the high quality of your care"
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"they couldn't stand it another second?"
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"I won't let you make me feel like crap today."
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"Every doctor has had patients switch off of them for no reason at all,"
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"and it is just some dumb coinkydink"
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"it happened to me twice on the same day."
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"No, you don't. She switched off too."
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"it's great to have something at home you can count on."
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"Elliot, what are you doing?"
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"JD, I had such a crappy day. I really need you right now. Come here."
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"Is there something wrong?"
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"What did you do? All right, don't panic."
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"Are my hands that cold?"
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"This can't be happening. I'm a doctor."
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"What is going on with my life?"
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"Yeah, I miss you too. I haven't spoken to you in so long."
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"There's been some break-ins. I had to change the locks on these lockers."
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"You should've gotten your new combination."
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"Can't. Janitor-locker confidentiality."
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"Are you watching Sesame Street?"
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"When I was a kid, I had my first sex dream about Mr Hooper."
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"At least, I think it was a sex dream."
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"- Are you on a break? - I have nothing else to do."
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"None of my patients wanna see me."
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"Why are you being so weird?"
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"But if I were to guess just exactly why"
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"Carla has to give Mr Woodbury the bad news."
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"- How bad could it be? - Here she is."
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"I wonder how he'll take it."
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"Take her! Out the window! Throw her out the window!"
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"I don't mind standing up to Kelso on this one."
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"Time to take the "GR" off my "gratitude" and give him some attitude, JD style."
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"- His office is that way. - I have to throw up first."
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"- Now really access the anger. - How could you do that to me?"
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"Yeah, honestly, how could you?"
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"I wanted to protect you, give you a break."
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"Now's your chance. You're at work. She won't get emotional."
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"Walk in and tell her things are getting too serious. Just butter her up first."
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"Turk was telling my patients to switch off of my service."
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"I'll go talk to him."
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"I thought it might be because Dr Dorian came to see me"
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"with his feathers all up, and his voice a-crackin',"
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"- Oh, did he? - Yup."
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"His knees were knocking so loud I almost didn't see you"
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"Maybe he'll be back in a few days even worse for wear"
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"Well, actually, sir, I have this little problem with caring for my patients."
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"Hell, I'll even back you up."
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"- Apologise. - Apologise to you?"
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"Hello, Richard. Tomorrow at lunch I'll bring you a new basketball."
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"This is about Elliot?"
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"siding with the person you care about the most?"
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"Oh, my God. That's what you're doing, isn't it? Isn't it?"
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"Some realisations stop you in your tracks."
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"No. What that yellow-bellied scalpel jock should have done"
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"was go to surgery and schedule himself for an early-morning add-a-pair-domy."
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"That way, if it took, he'd have the stones"
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"to come and talk to you next time he had a problem."
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"We're not comfortable discharging you just yet. I'm really, really sorry."
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"Well, I see no reason we should keep Mr Woodbury any longer."
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"Thank you so much, Dr...?"
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"- What's all this? - I just felt like taking care of you."
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"No, this. You know, sex buddies."
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"Dr Cox and I were talking and my life is just so scattered right now. I just..."
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"I just can't seem to grab a toehold, you know?"
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"I'm won't be able to separate the sex from my feelings,"
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"And neither one of us wants that, right?"
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"I mean, I know I don't."
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"It's no big deal. You get your stuff out of my room and you crash on the couch."
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"We were vulnerable and we made a mistake."
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"I am as stressed out and vulnerable as I was last night."
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"You're a doctor?"
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"We could just be sex buddies."
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"Of course, he'll have to put on a couple of hundred pounds."
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"- Or "Hell, I don't know." - Couldn't think of a third one?"
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"When I tell you to do something, you better get it done!"
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"I mean, I wish I could help her out."
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"I feel so much better."
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"Where's the wiggle room in that? There's no wiggle."
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"If it got that emotional, I'd break it off."
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"I guess when you work in a world of uncertainty,"
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"She "needs"you? Oh, my God, Turk was right."
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"Nope."
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"I love you too, Mommy."
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"that the hair's starting to grow inward. It's an affliction known as the "infro.""
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"he's been acting weird lately, I would say it's because..."
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"Discuss."
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"- What the hell, Turk? - Good, Barbie."
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"Elliot, I am sorry!"
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"and told me he was letting Mr Woodbury go."
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"because you rushed him out. Who knows?"
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"To Richard. That was his basketball."
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