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Clips from Friends - The One with the Dirty Girl (S04E04)

"Yes! You have to get her something really nice."
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"...for an hour of "Joey Love.""
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"Ooh! A crossword! Can I help?"
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"No!"
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"Last week I got all but three answers..."
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"But you can't help me develop my new universal language."
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"- Hey! - How'd it go?"
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"Everyone loved the food."
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"I even got another funeral for tomorrow."
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"The dead guy from today's best friend."
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"It's like I am the official caterer for that accident."
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"Thanks. Check out my new catering stuff."
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"- Omelet? Made to order? - Ha!"
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"I'll have one, please. Plus my money."
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"Oh..."
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"I didn't realize you needed it right away."
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"You told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I be'd."
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"I used it to buy all this stuff."
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"I got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back then."
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"Oh! Okay. Sorry I acted like a bank."
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"[ROSS GROANS]"
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"Um, would you like to come in?"
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"Did Homo erectus hunt with wooden tools?"
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"According to recent findings."
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"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
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"Uh, Mitzi is?"
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"My hamster."
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"I hope she's okay. I haven't seen her in a while."
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"[MOUTHS] Where?"
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"- What? - Well, I do."
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"Let's go back to my place, light a couple candles..."
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"...break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?"
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"- I'd rather not. - Oh, yeah? Why not?"
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"...but your place kind of has a weird smell."
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"- Is everything in the car? - Did you settle the bill?"
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"Ooh! Oh! Look what we almost left!"
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"- That's not mine. - Oh."
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"Ooh. Look what we almost took!"
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"[CROWD CHATTERING]"
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"Excuse me, Ms. Burkart?"
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"Well, we're all cleaned up."
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"And, well, there's this small matter of the, um..."
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"...payment."
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"[SOBBING]"
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"You know what we should all do?"
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"Sure."
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"You know which one?"
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"Do you know the name of that one?"
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"I don't know, um, Grease?"
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"No."
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"Rent?"
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"So when do you want to go?"
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"What? I'm sorry. I can't, I'm busy."
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"Yes, it is, at Office Max!"
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"What did you get her?"
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"A pen."
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"- Ha, ha. You can't give her that. - Why not?"
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"She's not 11!"
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"And it's not the seventh night of Chanukah."
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"What he means by that is, while this is a very nice gift..."
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"...maybe it's not something a boyfriend gives."
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"Sure, it is."
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"She needs a pen for work."
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"All right. What did you get for Angela Del Veccio's birthday?"
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"For three years?"
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"Look, it's too late, and I got an audition."
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"I can't shop anymore."
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"I will go out and try to find something for her."
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"Thanks, man."
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"While you're at it, could you get her a card?"
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"Or just get a card that has a poem already in it."
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"- Oh! You have to get our money. - She couldn't stop crying."
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"With those thick glasses, her tears look giant."
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"I know, it's tough."
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"You know what the first thing I did after my mom's funeral was?"
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"- What? - Pay the caterer!"
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"I've had a lot of jobs."
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"...or "I don't know any of those songs"..."
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"Okay."
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"So you think she's faking?"
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"She sounded pretty upset to me."
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"["YOU'RE A GRAND OLD FLAG" PLAYING ON PIANO]"
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"You're a high-flying flag And forever in peace may you wave"
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"She seems fine now."
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"So you just left? Her place was really that bad?"
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"You throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day."
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"Like that, only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage."
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"And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage."
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"And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time..."
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"...and garbage is all that has survived."
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"So, uh, what happened?"
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"Next time, you take her to your place."
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"- What kind of smell? - I don't know. Soap?"
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"- You want to see her again? - Yeah."
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"So you're going to have to do it in the mess!"
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"Yeah, okay. You're right."
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"I mean, uh, who cares about a little sloppiness?"
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"Yeah."
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"- It's endearing, really. - All right!"
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"Now you go get that beautiful pig!"
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"I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present..."
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"...for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit."
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"Any luck?"
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"Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible Things for Kathy.""
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"Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?"
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"Just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen..."
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"She's really going to love this, you know?"
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"The bottom line is, I want her to have it..."
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"Yeah? You don't think it's just pathetic?"
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"- Where? - Our place. The hall."
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"I got something."
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"It's a book."
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"Is it a book that's also a safe?"
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"It's a book that's just a book."
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"It's The Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite as a kid."
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"So, uh, just let me know if she likes it, okay?"
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"You got it."
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"Thanks for doing this. I owe you one."
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"There wasn't any change from that twenty, was there?"
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"No, it came out to an even twenty."
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