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Clips from The Simpsons - Gone Abie Gone (S24E24)

"A poker site is now safer than an American bank."
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"Has our nation-- built on people suing because their onion rings"
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"were too hot-- come to this?"
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey! Don't you badmouth this country."
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"Compared to the rest of the Third World,"
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"we're doin' great!"
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"Open file, click and..."
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"...invested!"
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"Hey, Lisa, check out your college fund!"
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"It's a classy operation."
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"See? The little dealer's wearing a bow tie-- cute!"
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"Well...at least I have a college fund!"
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"More importantly, it's a college fund."
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"On a poker site!"
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"Dad, please!"
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"Sorry. Check out my new T-shirt."
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"Where did you get that shirt?"
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"I've had it for a long time."
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"I was just about to throw it out,"
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"and then this happened."
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"Mwah!"
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"Another way is don't drink."
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"I'm not Superman."
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"Homie, do you know what yesterday was?"
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"Ha! Of course I do!"
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"Shark week?"
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"First you put the Fourth of July on Sunday, and now this!"
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"Oh, we're gonna discuss this later!"
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"Okay, remember the plan: Apologize to Grampa."
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"Then when he wants us to take him out to lunch,"
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"point to the leftovers,"
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"tell him we already did, but he forgot."
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"I still feel guilty."
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"Your father's not going to be around forever."
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"Marge, you take that back!"
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"We're here to see Abe Simpson."
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"Abe Simpson?! Uh, excuse me."
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"I'm very sorry to tell you your father..."
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"is missing."
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"Missing?! What kind of a prison are you people running here?"
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"If it's any consolation, we'll probably find him"
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"when the river thaws in the spring."
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"A lot of bobbers then."
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"Spats, sock garters, the world's hardest hard candy..."
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"Oh, it's hopeless!"
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"This room is like a museum of meaningless old crap."
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"Grampa's army footlocker!"
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"I bet the most important things in the world"
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"So precious..."
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"Look at that, a man's whole life"
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"being kicked around on the floor."
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"Flimsy lead, take me away!"
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"Okay, baby, let's see the flop."
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"Are you playing poker with my college fund?"
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"I'm only down $62."
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"Fine, fine."
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"College fund on a poker site."
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"Hm."
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"Get out of here!"
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"Well, maybe I can just win the $62 back."
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"Four queens! Yes! Yes...!"
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"Gambling, eh?"
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"Satan's most potent recruiting tool!"
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"All due respect, Mr. Flanders, could I have a little privacy?"
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"Please?"
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"Thank you."
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"Yeah! $50 up!"
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"Time to play with house money!"
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"Or time to walk away from the table."
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"Shoo!"
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"Excuse me, have you seen this man?"
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"Yeah, but I'm just trying to get information,"
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"like a nosey reporter or an undercover cop."
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"What'd he say about a cop?"
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"Or a spy from a rival gang?"
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"Hey, what are you doing?"
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"Put him down!"
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"Welcome to Spiro's!"
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"I am Spiro."
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"Not the Spiro on the sign. That's my brother."
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"Did you say my dad worked here?"
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"Yes, in the old days."
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"When people ate steak, drank champagne, and the music..."
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"oh, the music! I hated the music!"
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"Hmm..."
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"not to write songs."
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"And you, Marvin Hamlisch,"
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"I pay you to write songs, not to clean tables!"
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"What can I say? I like to pitch in."
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"♪ My heart does the two-step ♪"
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"♪ When you waltz in the place"
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"Wait a minute!"
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"My dad was an aspiring songwriter like Charles Manson?"
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"I never knew that."
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"Me."
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"Rita Lafleur singing one of my tunes?!"
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"Can a 35-year-old busboy's life get any better?"
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"♪ When you waltz in the place"
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"♪ Yeah, my ticker beats quicker ♪"
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"♪ When I look at your face"
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"♪ Yeah, you'd better call the doctor before we embrace... ♪"
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"Busboy, that breadbasket napkin's so opened up,"
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"you can see everything! Disgusting!"
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"You're fired!"
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"Be sweet on him in your own sweet time!"
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"Why did I ever leave Greece?"
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"Oh, that's right, 'cause it's a train wreck."
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"I never saw either of them again."
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"If you find your Dad, tell him sorry"
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"from Spiro Papadapaconstanti- kasgianopolop odopotopolis."
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"Got it."
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"Papadapaconstanti-kasgianopolop odopotopolis."
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"Now, what was that singer's name again?"
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"Rita Lafleur."
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"Rita La-what?"
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"Lafleur."
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"One more time."
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"Thank you Mr. Papadapaconstanti- kasgianopolop odopotopolis."
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"There's exactly one Rita Lafleur"
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"That's where we live!"
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