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Clips from Family Guy - Internal Affairs (S10E10)

"On which we used to rely?"
Family Guy
"We're gonna take a bath and watch the 1984 interesting movie, "Gremlins.""
Family Guy
"Hey, thanks, everybody."
Family Guy
"Oh, you're on TV! That's so cool!"
Family Guy
"Just one fucking stroke of luck, and you're there and l'm here!"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry I overreacted."
Family Guy
"So, listen, if you guys aren't doing anything later,"
Family Guy
"- Yeah, I'll go. - I shall go, too."
Family Guy
"(KIDS SCREAMING)"
Family Guy
"(GRUNTING)"
Family Guy
"(WOMAN SHRIEKS)"
Family Guy
"(SCREAMING)"
Family Guy
"(SCREAMING)"
Family Guy
"The biggest one the force has ever seen."
Family Guy
"I don't know if I can take another evening of sympathetic eye contact"
Family Guy
"from all the other wives."
Family Guy
"(ANNOUNCER READING)"
Family Guy
"A donkey just bit a child in the hallway."
Family Guy
"What'll it be, fellas?"
Family Guy
"To Joe Swanson,"
Family Guy
"(SIGHS) Yeah, I guess."
Family Guy
"No drive. Is wet."
Family Guy
"Hey, fun party last night, Joe."
Family Guy
"I... I don't know."
Family Guy
"What? Of course not, Quagmire!"
Family Guy
"Well, under normal circumstances, you'd be right to say that,"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah. I don't want to talk about that."
Family Guy
"Secrets are what keep a marriage fresh."
Family Guy
"You don't need to explain."
Family Guy
"It's not that I don't find you attractive. I do. I just..."
Family Guy
"Yeah."
Family Guy
"PETER: He used his stinky French wiener to defile her."
Family Guy
"PETER: All right, let's get out of here."
Family Guy
"(DOOR CLOSES)"
Family Guy
"(FIRE CRACKLING)"
Family Guy
"Well, let me fix that."
Family Guy
"JOE: Oh, don't worry. Nothing comes out of the front."
Family Guy
"Why does Kevin always sit at the bus stop but never gets on a bus?"
Family Guy
"Kevin just woke up screaming from his afternoon nap."
Family Guy
"Mom, it's my birthday, and you invited your friends."
Family Guy
"All yours are dead!"
Family Guy
"Attention, everyone."
Family Guy
"I owe you one floating slide."
Family Guy
"I thought I would feel better after I slept with Nora, but I don't."
Family Guy
"Uh-oh. The baby monitor."
Family Guy
"No, Peter. I said she wanted to."
Family Guy
"What? Driving you away?"
Family Guy
"You son of a bitch."
Family Guy
"(MIMICS BONNIE) horrible voice of yours."
Family Guy
"I perform purification rituals on my body after we have sex."
Family Guy
"This was a huge mistake."
Family Guy
"So, it's really over, huh?"
Family Guy
"He turned to me as if to say"
Family Guy
"It's gonna take a lot to drag me a way from you"
Family Guy
"Thanks for inviting me to lunch, Lois,"
Family Guy
"- Joe? - What are you doing here?"
Family Guy
"But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversations"
Family Guy
"I was a real ass, and I miss you."
Family Guy
"Well, I'm going to go now."
Family Guy
"You want a lap dance, mister?"
Family Guy
"Oh, Joe."
Family Guy
"Oh, Bonnie."
Family Guy
"It's going to take some time, Joe."
Family Guy
"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
Family Guy
"MALE TV ANNOUNCER: And now, Quahog Channel 5 presents"
Family Guy
""Movie and a Bath with a Guy Named Lou.""
Family Guy
"Hey. It's Saturday night, and you know what that means."
Family Guy
"Now, the gremlins are funny."
Family Guy
"I don't know if those things are puppets"
Family Guy
"or they put costumes an dogs or something,"
Family Guy
"but let's press "play" and find out, huh?"
Family Guy
"You can't get them things wet, by the way,"
Family Guy
"but don't worry, this don't affect that."
Family Guy
"We interrupt this program for some breaking news,"
Family Guy
"which is why I'm still chewing a bagel."
Family Guy
"(CHEWING) Mmm."
Family Guy
"Just roll the footage."
Family Guy
"JOYCE: A major drug bust in Quahog today,"
Family Guy
"as police seized over 100 kilos of cocaine."
Family Guy
"TOM: (SMACKS LIPS) Okay, I'm done. That's right, Joyce!"
Family Guy
"Apparently, there were 100 kilos of cocaine right here in Quahog."
Family Guy
"And yet my guy can't get dick."
Family Guy
"JOYCE: Singled out for special recognition in orchestrating today's drug bust"
Family Guy
"was Officer Joe Swanson."
Family Guy
"It feels good to know that, thanks to me and my colleagues,"
Family Guy
"a lot fewer people will be injecting cocaine into their penises tonight."
Family Guy
"Is that a thing?"
Family Guy
"It's a great thing."
Family Guy
"(CHEERING)"
Family Guy
"- Great job, Joe! - Way to go!"
Family Guy
"There he is!"
Family Guy
"- Hey, guys. - Hey, Joe, I saw you on TV."
Family Guy
"Now I have to go through the five stages of having a celebrity friend."
Family Guy
"We are going right to the top together!"
Family Guy
"Oh, you think you're better than us, huh?"
Family Guy
"Look, you got to be careful."
Family Guy
"You need someone looking out for you, who knows you. Someone you can trust."
Family Guy
"Give me some money!"
Family Guy
"Man, that was some pretty impressive police work, Joe."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Quagmire."
Family Guy
"I'll be honest, it was nice to be acknowledged by the Chief for once."
Family Guy
"Usually, he's just reminding me"
Family Guy
"that whatever punk I'm roughing up ain't worth it."
Family Guy
"You son of a bitch! I ought to kill you right here!"
Family Guy
"- (GRUNTING) - Hey!"
Family Guy
"This punk's not worth it."
Family Guy
"You're right."
Family Guy
"You're not worth it."
Family Guy
"the Chief's throwing me a little party to celebrate my bust."
Family Guy
"I am going to let Quagmire answer first."
Family Guy
"Great. I'll see you guys tonight."
Family Guy
"Oh, God, buddy, l'm sorry. You okay?"
Family Guy
"(GRUNTING)"
Family Guy
"Well, now l've seen Woodrow Wilson naked."
Family Guy
"(GRUNTING)"
Family Guy
"(SCREAMING)"
Family Guy
"(PEOPLE SCREAMING)"
Family Guy
"Hey, Bonnie, I made a major drug bust today."
Family Guy
"That's great, Joe."
Family Guy
"You don't seem very excited."
Family Guy
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