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Clips from Family Guy - Internal Affairs (S10E10)

"I mean, this is a huge deal for me."
Family Guy
"The Chief is even throwing me a party tonight."
Family Guy
"Well, just so you know, this is a really big deal!"
Family Guy
"They even asked me to be a guest on Muy lmportante!"
Family Guy
"(ANNOUNCER READING)"
Family Guy
"(ANNOUNCER READING)"
Family Guy
"Muy importante!"
Family Guy
"ALL: Muy importante!"
Family Guy
"Wow, l've never been to a cop bar before."
Family Guy
"Yeah, look at the bartender."
Family Guy
"I bet working here, she's one of those women who's tough as nails"
Family Guy
"and good at giving sass."
Family Guy
"I'd like to cram both your boobs into a martini glass."
Family Guy
"I think she's just a normal woman."
Family Guy
"and the biggest drug bust in the history of Quahog!"
Family Guy
"(ALL CHEERING)"
Family Guy
"Officer Swanson, I just wanted to say congratulations."
Family Guy
"I'm Nora. I just joined the force."
Family Guy
"Nice to meet you."
Family Guy
"Wow, l've heard so much about you."
Family Guy
"You're like a legend at the academy."
Family Guy
"Is it true you got straight A's"
Family Guy
"in Officer Henderson's Overintensity Workshop?"
Family Guy
"You're damn right I did!"
Family Guy
"Well, you did some great work today."
Family Guy
"And I mean regular-person great, not just wheelchair-person great."
Family Guy
"You seem a little distracted. ls everything okay?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, sorry, I was just thinking about..."
Family Guy
"Someone should have come tonight, but they didn't."
Family Guy
"Ah, it's nothing."
Family Guy
"That's good."
Family Guy
"- Hey, Officer Swanson? - Yeah?"
Family Guy
"You know how they say never meet your heroes?"
Family Guy
"Well, they don't say anything about kissing them."
Family Guy
"Whoa!"
Family Guy
"Jeez, every cop in town is here."
Family Guy
"I know."
Family Guy
"Who do you think is taking care of the city?"
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"MAN: What the hell? Come on!"
Family Guy
"You guys, I got something to tell you."
Family Guy
"The weirdest thing happened to me at that party."
Family Guy
"I got kissed by this chick cop."
Family Guy
"No way! What's she look like? ls she hot?"
Family Guy
"Well, I don't know."
Family Guy
"Is Elizabeth Perkins hot?"
Family Guy
"(STUTTERS)"
Family Guy
"Way to go, Joe! Did you bang her?"
Family Guy
"I mean, l'm a married man. I could never cheat on Bonnie."
Family Guy
"but in this case, cheating would be the only fair thing."
Family Guy
"What? What are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"Come on! Didn't Bonnie have that affair in Paris?"
Family Guy
"Joe, how can I put this delicately?"
Family Guy
"He used his stinky French wiener to defile her."
Family Guy
"Wow, that's a real hit above the belt."
Family Guy
"But l'm still not sure that's a reason to betray Bonnie."
Family Guy
"Come on, Joe. Sleeping with this girl will even things up."
Family Guy
"You can't have that kind of imbalance in your relationship."
Family Guy
"In fact, you owe it to Bonnie to have sex with this woman."
Family Guy
"It's for the good of your marriage."
Family Guy
"Yeah, you should go for it, Joe."
Family Guy
"I have a CB radio in the basement."
Family Guy
"I go down there a couple times a week, have CB sex,"
Family Guy
"Lois has no idea."
Family Guy
"Breaker, breaker, one-nine. What's your 20?"
Family Guy
"(INDISTINCT SPEECH)"
Family Guy
"Ah, it's so hot just knowing you're in a truck."
Family Guy
"Good morning, Officer Swanson."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey. Nora."
Family Guy
"- Listen, I... - It's okay, Joe."
Family Guy
"I stepped over the line at the bar last night. I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"- I'm married, and... - I get it. I totally understand, Joe."
Family Guy
"(PHONE RINGS)"
Family Guy
"Excuse me. Hello?"
Family Guy
"- Joe? - Bonnie?"
Family Guy
"- Oh. I meant to call someone else. - Oh."
Family Guy
"So, how is everything?"
Family Guy
"(LINE DISCONNECTS)"
Family Guy
"QUAGMIRE: Didn't Bonnie have that affair in Paris?"
Family Guy
"QUAGMIRE: Didn't Bonnie have that affair in Paris?"
Family Guy
"PETER: He used his stinky French wiener to defile her."
Family Guy
"PETER: Hey, Quagmire, we 're in Joe's head."
Family Guy
"Hey, let's mess with him. I'm going to leave a fart trapped in here."
Family Guy
"(PETER FARTS)"
Family Guy
"(BOTH LAUGH)"
Family Guy
"(FOOTSTEPS)"
Family Guy
"- I want you. - I want you, too."
Family Guy
"Come on. I have a little place we can go to."
Family Guy
"NORA: Wow, l've never seen a sofa in a bathroom stall before."
Family Guy
"JOE: Well, I'm the only one who comes in here, so I figured I'd make it my own."
Family Guy
"How are you enjoying your steak?"
Family Guy
"NORA: Mmm. lt's delicious."
Family Guy
"Let me put another log on the fire."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Joe. It was getting a little chilly in here."
Family Guy
"Well, that's 'cause you're all the way over there."
Family Guy
"NORA: Mmm."
Family Guy
"- Oh, Joe. - Oh, Nora."
Family Guy
"NORA: Did you bring protection?"
Family Guy
"What a great day for Joe and Bonnie."
Family Guy
"This is Kevin's first birthday since he came home from Iraq."
Family Guy
"Please don't bring that up. Don't bring anything he does up."
Family Guy
"You're right on time."
Family Guy
"Hey, guys. Can I talk to you for a second?"
Family Guy
"I did something terrible."
Family Guy
"Ah, hey, we've all done terrible things."
Family Guy
"The plane is sinking, so I need you all to proceed onto the floating slide."
Family Guy
"PETER: Dear airplane people,"
Family Guy
"And just so you know,"
Family Guy
"What does it say?"
Family Guy
"Nothing. Just instructions and stuff."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. You actually went through with it? How was it?"
Family Guy
"I don't know, you guys."
Family Guy
"I just feel really guilty."
Family Guy
"And l'm not mad at Bonnie anymore, I'm just mad at myself."
Family Guy
"talking about Joe cheating on Bonnie in front of their baby?"
Family Guy
"MALE VOICE: I think we can all benefit from a little strange now and then."
Family Guy
"I know I will."
Family Guy
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