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Clips from South Park - Erection Day (S09E09)

"N'kay, kids, as your counselor,"
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"and put them in this box anonymously so we could discuss in class, m'kay?"
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"you are gay.""
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"Damnit, is there not one serious question in here?!"
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"Well why the hell not?!"
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"on'kay, on'kay. Don't worry, Jimmy."
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"Well, what's the point? Jimmy always wins with his stand-up comedy."
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"What? Uh who told you that?"
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"Jimmy, as you get older your body goes through a lot of changes."
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"Ke...c-come again?"
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"put your hands together for the incredibly talented Jimmy Valmer!"
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"Uh,.. so it so it looks like Michael Jackson is having back problem in court."
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"Lu Lu Lu, let's get together,"
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"Butters, ah I really need to talk to somebody,"
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"and I think maybe you're the only person who won't make f-f-fun of me."
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"Oh Gosh, I'd never make fun of somebody with a problem."
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"Butters, do you know what you're supposed to do when your penis gets hard?"
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"and the man loses interest in the lady."
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"Hey Bertha."
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"Oh, hey Jimmy. What's goin' on?"
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"But the talent show is tomorrow!"
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"Jimmy, Jimmy, what the hell are you doing, man?"
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"Dude, you don't just go up to a girl and ask her if you can stick your penis in her vagina."
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"Ye-you have to ask her on a date, take her out for some Italian food."
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"Well, wha-what do I do?"
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"Can you come on the date and help me? You're like a white... Hitch."
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"You go on the date and wear an earpiece,"
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"Hi Jimmy."
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"Wow, that is very interesting. Please tell me more."
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"It's like I told Debbie:"
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"I want you to repeat whatever she said,"
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"You know, Jimmy, you are a great listener."
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"Really?"
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"Oh, I'm so glad you think so, Shawna,"
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"But the talent show is tomorrow night!"
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"Jimmy? Jimmy Valmer?"
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"Oh... Hi, Officer B-b-barbrady."
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"Not perform?"
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"All right! I I keep getting an erection for no reason! Okay!"
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"Well, Jimmy, the girls here are young and pure. They're not like the ladies down at Colfax Point."
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"Really?"
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"Hello? Hello?"
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"Excuse me, ma'am. What's your name?"
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"Well, Nut Gobbler, I need to get laid."
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"Welcome to Buca de Fagghecini for the authentic experienso Italiano."
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"So I have to stick a tampon up my peehole."
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"What? Fo, for real?"
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"Well jumpin' Jesus, what are we wasting our time here for then?"
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"It's where the trick wanted to go, you bastard!"
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"I paid for her and took her out to dinner. She's my ho!"
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"You got a problem, bitch?!"
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"I've spent all my money on this ho,"
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"Let go of my hair, you son of a bitch!"
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"Sir, sir, that is my ho!"
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"Son of a ...b-bitch!"
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"You're already dead, ho!"
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"No no nono no,"
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"I'm not gonna be in the talent show."
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"Oh no no no no no."
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"Okay, that was the Goth kids with "Talent Shows Are For Fags""
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"Come on, ho!"
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"some uh... some,"
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"Get close to him!"
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"There you go. Have a good 'n."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh boy, this is embarassing."
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"And now we have Eric Cartman,"
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"You need people like me so you can point your fucking finger"
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"I'm sorry I resorted to calling you jackass just now,"
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"All right, children, it looks like we have no more contestants,"
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"which means, the Talent Show is over!"
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"Okay, let's put our hands together for Jimmy Valmer."
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"I know it can sometimes be difficult to talk about subjects like drugs and sex and alcohol, m'kay?"
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"difficult questions you had"
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"I got a lot o' responses, so let's read some aloud."
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""Mr. Mackey is gay.""
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"Okay kids, that is not funny! Unkay?!"
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"This box is supposed to be used for serious questions!"
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"About, about serious issues! M'kay, let's let's stop the tomfoolery!"
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"M'kay, this looks like a real one here."
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""Dear Mr. Mackey,"
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"All right, all right. That's enough, kids."
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"Let's quiet down and try to be mature, 'kay?"
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"Uh here we go. Okay,"
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""Mr. Mackey, sometimes my parents hit me,"
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"and you are gay.""
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""Mr. Mackey is gay, Mr. Mackey is gay""
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"Okay, here."
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"I am a boy at South Park Elementary."
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"Sometimes, when I'm sitting in class, my penis becomes hard for no reason."
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"What should I do?"
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"All right kids, all right kids, that's enough!"
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"He's what..."
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"Oh, you do?"
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"R r right now, right now it is?"
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"N'kay, uhhh, let's pick someone else."
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"Eric, why don't you come up here?"
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"Hey, that's bullcrap?! How come Jimmy doesn't have to do it?!"
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"Well, because uh, Jimmy is pitching a tent right now."
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"He's what??"
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"Maybe we should do the talent show."
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"I gotta guh, I gotta go! See ya fellas."
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"Excuse me!"
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"It's occupied."
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"No room at the inn, Virgin Mary."
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"Hehey Jimmy!"
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"M'boy, did you see that first prize for the talent show?"
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"Why you must be excited! You'll probably win like always."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I'm real excited."
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"REAL escited... for some reason..."
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"Oh, Jesus! What's wrong with me?"
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"Mr. Mackey, your counselor."
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"Aw J-j-j-j...j-Jesus!"
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"Now, Jimmy, it's nothing to be ashamed of."
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"But we know it's something you might have a hard time talking about."
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"Get it? A hard time."
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"So, we took your counselor'sadvice 'nd called Doctor Pal to help us all talk about this."
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"Dz-n-Doctor Pal?"
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"Hey Jimmy, I'm Doctor Pal."
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"That's because I'm a doctor, but I'm also your pal. Are we cool?"
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