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Clips from 30 Rock - Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter (S04E04)

"Jack, would T.G. S. have gotten on T.V. if I was a dude?"
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"One, the past, a connection to home, and the man that you were."
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"Uh, yes, Lemon, I get it."
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"How did it go with the guys at dodgeball?"
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"But now, I've got to run."
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"That sounds amazing."
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"I am personally outraged."
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"Apparently, I'm the only one among us who can spell."
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"Hang on. Who's James?"
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"Supervirgin!"
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"Threefer, because you're also gay."
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"Toofer."
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"with better than expected results."
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"especially if you're a little more flexible on your end."
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"I love it when you talk dirty to me."
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"I cannot wait to see you tonight."
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"To a museum gala?"
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"I'm picturing it right now."
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"Tell Liz I said hi."
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"I will."
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"I got you a card."
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"It's one of those new ones where you can record a message."
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"Test, test, test."
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"This is a test for Jack's card."
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"You look like a prison weed dealer."
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"I'm coming back from a singles Dodgeball match, okay?"
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"Good God."
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"The YMCA near my apartment"
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"offers a variety of singles activities,"
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"and I am forcing myself to go to all of them."
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"Lemon, are you wearing a cup?"
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"Oh, I forgot."
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"Only guys can get hurt there."
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"I just wish it were easier for you."
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"You need an Avery..."
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"simple, fun, uncomplicated."
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"As my good friend and fox hunting partner"
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"Mary J. Blige would say, "No more drama.""
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"It's done, Jack."
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"I'm divorced."
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"Ruh-roh."
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"Did you meet anyone?"
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"Eat it, bitch!"
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"He was flirting."
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"Did you ever even talk to him?"
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"I yelled at him about a rule violation."
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"Oh..."
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"Or, as I like to call it, "Singles Fart Suppression"."
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"Maybe I should go with you."
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"Van Wilder's Wingman Incorporated."
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"I look forward to not watching that on an airplane."
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"And this is our wardrobe department."
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"Uh, Nancy, this is the star of our show, Tracy Jordan."
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"I heard on the walkie-talkies"
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"that there's a red-headed MILF walking around"
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"You know what?"
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"Kenneth, would you please show Mrs. Dougherty..."
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"I'm sorry, um... Ms. Donovan to the elevator?"
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"You shut your mouth."
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"Sometimes, awkward triangles occur."
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"Obviously, this is unexpected."
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"I really didn't think that Nancy would ever get divorced."
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"Why would a lady get divorced at 50?"
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"Stick it out."
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"Men die first, then you have two wonderful years, then you die."
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"So what are you going to do?"
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"I'm going to make the most of this opportunity."
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"I'm going to pursue both relationships,"
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"see how they develop, and then make an informed decision."
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"You're going to juggle them?"
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"You are going to blow it."
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"Put on these rec specs."
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"This is your future."
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"Ugh... God."
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"Ugh."
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"You will not believe what just happened to me."
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"What's a "biggledeeboo"?"
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"It's an 18th Century word for dark-skinned Moor."
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"I've learned the word "black" in every language,"
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"just so I know when to be offended."
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"Old school racism is back."
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"A Slovin Shield commercial with a black burglar."
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"Black man!"
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"Come to think of it, I saw a white judge"
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"on Law and Order last night."
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"Get ready, son."
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"All you've ever known is your affirmative action job"
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"and Queen Latifah Cover Girl commercials."
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"Kind of."
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"You know, two of everything, in fact."
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"Right."
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"Hilarious."
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"But I, um... I got you a birthday present."
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"It's goofy."
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"Nah, it's... it's nothing."
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"Schwitzer's Salt Water Taffy."
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"so I told her you were in jail for manslaughter."
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"Oh, Nancy, thank you."
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"I love it."
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"So, I'm, uh... I'm only in town a couple of days."
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"which is better."
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"What?"
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"You sure?"
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"when it feels like the Riddler is about to attack."
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"Look at this guest list..."
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"Harvey Weinstein, Glenn Beck, Ashley Olsen..."
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"These are the people that make New York great."
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"Come on, let's do the red carpet together."
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"Um... I'm just saying you're a business reporter,"
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"It wouldn't look right."
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"Like Santa Claus taking a shower."
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"Chelsea!"
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"Hey, Chelsea Handler, over here."
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"Liz..."
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"Is this a trap?"
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"that I am the beneficiary of affirmative action."
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"Yeah, well, Tracy is a buffoon."
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"That is a 15th Century term for a black pirate."
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"Is my presence on this staff tokenism?"
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