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Clips from Frasier - Space Quest (S01E01)

"They don't serve tripe in Seattle, do they?"
Frasier
"Daphne. Daphne Moon. I moved in yesterday."
Frasier
"You hired me to look after your father."
Frasier
"I understand about one's morning ablutions."
Frasier
"Keep your ablutions on a need-to-know basis. Thank you."
Frasier
"The half-and-half's curdled and the garbage disposal's jammed."
Frasier
"That's it. Daphne put an eggshell and some allspice in it."
Frasier
"Girly food."
Frasier
"Oh, dear God, it wasn't a dream."
Frasier
"I'll get him for this. And his little dog too."
Frasier
"Where's my paper? Who stole my paper?"
Frasier
"You're going to give a speech, aren't you?"
Frasier
"Oh, that's right, I forgot. You're psychic."
Frasier
"Yes. But I think anyone could feel this one coming on."
Frasier
"Let us get something clear. I'm not a morning person."
Frasier
"Finally I sit down and read a crisp, new newspaper."
Frasier
"If I am robbed of the richness of my morning routine,"
Frasier
"- Six more weeks of winter, I see. - Oh, dear God!"
Frasier
"I said down."
Frasier
"when there are 50 vacant seats."
Frasier
"And let me remind you once more that our topic today is intrusion..."
Frasier
"...since so many of you seem to forget that!"
Frasier
"Dr Crane, Leonard from Everett is on line two."
Frasier
"'Hi, Dr Crane. I'm a little nervous, but here goes."
Frasier
"'Several years ago I became afraid of large, open spaces."
Frasier
"Leonard, your problem is too difficult to deal with in the time we have."
Frasier
"Then, Bob "Bulldog" Brisco and the Gonzo Sports Show."
Frasier
"Yeah, right."
Frasier
"We lost power in Studio C. I have to do my show here."
Frasier
"The sex was OK, but he was kind of limited."
Frasier
"Yes, totally passionless."
Frasier
"- That was your mother? - Yeah."
Frasier
"We're not really very similar people."
Frasier
"If it wasn't biologically impossible,"
Frasier
"Daphne?"
Frasier
"(Hums Bizet's "March Of The Toreadors")"
Frasier
"but I'm in the middle of an exciting chapter."
Frasier
"I understand. So why don't I pop into the kitchen"
Frasier
"- You've been like this all week. - I can't get any peace in my own home!"
Frasier
"When I moved in I didn't realise"
Frasier
"You've always been like this. You were a fussy kid and it's got worse."
Frasier
"You and your precious morning routine."
Frasier
"You've got to have your coffee, got to have your quiet."
Frasier
"It seems no matter where I light, I get interrupted."
Frasier
"He concludes that changes in breathing"
Frasier
"Now you've ruined the ending."
Frasier
"The man who drove me out of my own home!"
Frasier
"And how's work?"
Frasier
"- Remember why you moved him in. - Refresh me."
Frasier
"You wanted to get closer to Dad."
Frasier
"I can't read my book or have any peace in my own home."
Frasier
"You're a good brother too."
Frasier
"Daphne, what are my things doing here?"
Frasier
"We're putting them in the basement."
Frasier
"- We discussed it last night. - Of course."
Frasier
"Oh, yes. Kyle. Give him my regards."
Frasier
"Remind me again. Which one of Kyle's eyes is really looking at me?"
Frasier
"The brown one."
Frasier
"I think now would be a good time."
Frasier
"Later would be better."
Frasier
"OK, but my programme's coming on."
Frasier
"So what do you want to talk about?"
Frasier
"- How about those Seahawks? - No sports."
Frasier
"- No opera. - Agreed."
Frasier
"Then...I thought of Frederick."
Frasier
"And you didn't jump, huh?"
Frasier
"That's the point of this experiment, to tell each other something"
Frasier
"OK."
Frasier
"I realised that I could turn my eyelid inside out, the way kids do at camp."
Frasier
"(Timer dings)"
Frasier
"I don't think you see how serious this is."
Frasier
"I'm not sure how to say this, but...uh... I..."
Frasier
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to..."
Frasier
"Well, yes. I guess it wasn't so hard to say after all."
Frasier
"I'm willing to give it a shot if you are."
Frasier
"♪ And maybe I seem a bit confused Well, maybe..."
Frasier
"♪ But I got you pegged!"
Frasier
"♪ But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
Frasier
"♪ They're calling again Good night! ♪"
Frasier
"Oh! Good morning, Dr Crane."
Frasier
"Not a morning person, are we? Never you mind - I am."
Frasier
"A good health care provider is up with the cock."
Frasier
"I've taken your father for his morning constitutional."
Frasier
"A remarkable man. 30 years on the police force."
Frasier
"Not many sons would do that, not without getting paid."
Frasier
"Coffee's made and I took the liberty of doing a shop."
Frasier
"And you are..?"
Frasier
"Sorry. I'm not myself until I've shaved and showered."
Frasier
"I can't stand meself before I floss all that gunk out of me teeth."
Frasier
"This isn't my coffee. Where's my finely ground Kenya blend?"
Frasier
"And didn't that just dress it up."
Frasier
"I like it. Gives it a zing."
Frasier
"Dad, all I ever have is a bran muffin and a touch of yoghurt."
Frasier
"Fried eggs swimming in fat, served in a hollowed-out piece of white bread."
Frasier
"Mrs Everly, you old bat, I know it's you!"
Frasier
"Yoo-hoo! It's right here."
Frasier
"We brought it in for you."
Frasier
"Sorry. Sorry."
Frasier
"Where's the rubber band? This paper has been read."
Frasier
"Don't worry, we won't tell you what's in it."
Frasier
"Dad, come and sit down, please."
Frasier
"I have to ease into my day slowly."
Frasier
"My radio show suffers and, like ripples in a pond,"
Frasier
"It is the magic that is me."
Frasier
"Get used to it."
Frasier
"but I'm sure that soon we'll all be getting along swimmingly."
Frasier
"Dad, I can't read my paper. Eddie's staring at me."
Frasier
"Don't even think about it!"
Frasier
"those who encroach on our sense of personal space."
Frasier
"The neighbour who plays his stereo too loud."
Frasier
"The person who sits next to you at the movies"
Frasier
"Hello, Leonard. I'm listening."
Frasier
"'Nothing. But now I'm afraid to go outside at all."
Frasier
"'l haven't seen another person in eight months.'"
Frasier
"That's all the time we have today."
Frasier
"You've been listening to Dr Frasier Crane, KACL 780."
Frasier
"You want your messages?"
Frasier
"Roz, hang on to them. I'll stay here in here for a while."
Frasier
"I've got a fascinating book, comfortable chair and a soundproof booth."
Frasier
"Where the hell's my Cosell tape?"
Frasier
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