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Clips from American Dad! - Stan Goes on the Pill (S09E09)

"that customers will pay for."
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": Shh! Keep your voice down."
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"Then what did they remove?"
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"Some red thing... I didn't recognize it."
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"But how could Francine tell you weren't listening?"
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"Of course."
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"Did you remember also to nod?"
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"Yeah."
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"There's no third thing to listening."
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"I suppose, but I'd still like to have sex sometime this year."
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"Why didn't you say something?"
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"What's Estrocillin?"
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"and actually retain the information they tell them."
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"That's it. I quit!"
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"I've got a family."
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"Unfortunately, I've already accepted your resignation."
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"Here's the Estrocillin you requested, sir."
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"Here you go, Smith."
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"connecting with your wife all night long."
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"Gentlemen,"
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"this is the perfect opportunity, while I have you both here."
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"Is it the hum of an AC unit?"
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"Wow. So much potential. Right?"
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"All that's left is to figure out what we're gonna sell,"
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"where we're gonna get it and how to run"
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"and properly manage a successful business."
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"Wait, wait, Francine, don't go to sleep."
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"I never got to ask you how your day was."
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"Very funny, Stan."
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"I just wasn't feeling it."
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"But I want to."
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"Elaborate."
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"...then she told her that she'd never said that"
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"to either of them in the first place, least of all her."
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"Not to her, certainly. Oh, and, Francine,"
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"I'm ready to take your listening test."
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"I want you immediately."
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"And I, you."
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"But first I got to pee."
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"My insides are squirming like eels."
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"Smith! Tell me you haven't taken the Estrocillin!"
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"Why? What's the prob..."
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"Oh, my God, sir!"
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"What's the difference?"
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"Hey, screw you!"
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"Stan, get out here and ravage me."
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"Well, not to compete with you,"
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"but I have a headache from my skull changing shape."
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"How did this happen? I don't know."
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"All I did was take this pill, but the woman at the lab said"
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"It's imperative that you only take half a pill."
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"A whole pill will transform you into a woman."
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"You know what? I'm gonna start making them smaller."
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""Increases comprehension of female chatter.""
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"So this is why you were listening so well."
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"I'm sorry. I was just trying to be a better husband."
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"Don't I get points for effort?"
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"Don't worry."
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"We'll figure this out."
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"Are... are your boobs bigger than mine?"
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"Just different, is all."
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"In size."
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"So what's with the family meeting?"
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"What the hell? Dad?"
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"Kind of."
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"Kids, your father's..."
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"a woman now."
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"We all need to process this as a family,"
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"so if you have any questions, let's hear them."
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"I-I don't understand."
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"That's not a question, Hayley."
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"And you don't have to raise your hand, Steve."
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"Wait, so d-does this mean..."
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"So, like, are you gonna wear a bra now?"
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"you can go braless. Next question."
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"Are trains becoming obsolete?"
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"On the contrary, Steve."
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"Trains are more relevant than ever."
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"Now Hayley."
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"A-Am I the only one struggling with this here?"
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"You found a book, right, Stan?"
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"They didn't have one where a dad becomes a mom,"
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"so maybe read it backwards."
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"How does it work with-with you guys then?"
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"Are you still together?"
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"Yes. We love each other very much."
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"So... you're lesbians now?"
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"Hey! I figured out what we're gonna sell for our business."
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"Stan's suits!"
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"He's got hundreds of them that he doesn't need anymore."
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"Can I go free?"
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"Oh."
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"A woman fish?"
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"So... lesbians?"
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"Lesbians."
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"Hey."
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"Stan, what are you doing?"
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"I don't know, but it feels like we're trying to make a fire."
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"Well, until the CIA fixes you, I guess sex is off the table."
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"'Cause we are not lesbians."
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"We should tell the kids."
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"We tried, but it was a no go!"
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"Please stop involving me in this!"
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"Agent Smith reporting for duty."
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"Come in. Let me get a look at you."
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"Do a quick turn for us."
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"You really do cut quite a figure as a woman, Smith."
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"You look exactly as I imagined."
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"Only I drew the hair a bit short."
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"Well, that's easily fixed."
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"There it is."
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"Any news from the lab on reversing... all this?"
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"Now off to work with you."
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"Go for Bullock."
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"Sir, we've successfully engineered a way"
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"to reverse the effects of Estrocillin."
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"Oh, that's exciting."
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"Shall I notify Agent Smith? I'll do it."
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"We have a thing where he likes to hear things from me."
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