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Clips from American Dad! - Stan Goes on the Pill (S09E09)

"It's a thing."
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"We have it."
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"This fridge is always full."
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"We need a second one."
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"That way, we could have one for drinks"
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"and the other one for people's bag lunches."
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"Not a bad idea."
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"I think I should go to the deputy director with this."
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"Are you done having your idea?"
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"Can I get the Sriracha now?"
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"Thanks for taking me out."
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"The girls at work have been really rough on me."
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"No respect."
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"I'm like the Rodney Dangerfield of that office"
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"because I basically am dead to them."
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"Excuse me, are you Megan Fox?"
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"So you're just a regular fox."
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"Stan, as a woman with an unnecessarily large"
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"and perky bosom, you're gonna get lots of attention."
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"Guys will say anything to try and pick you up,"
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"So I don't look like Megan Fox?"
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"I know it's all new and confusing."
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"Just be careful."
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"Hopefully, you won't have to be a woman much longer."
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"I'll get us another round."
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"At The K&R Suit Experience, we have hundreds of suits,"
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"in the only color you'll ever need."
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"Smaller than that? Get it tailored."
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"There are tailors all over the city."
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"Open a phone book."
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"Are you bigger than 42 regular?"
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"We can't help you."
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"Look elsewhere!"
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"These prices are so low, they're driving us mad."
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"For warmth?"
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"My grip on reality is weakening!"
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"Must... lower... prices."
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"Next to the abandoned police station."
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"If you see "God is Dead" written on the side"
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"of the collapsing overpass, then you've gone too far!"
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"What do I owe you?"
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"Your drinks have been paid for, miss."
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"Deputy Director Bullock."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"There's no cure for this."
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"You'll be a beautiful woman forever."
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"Oh, my God."
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"No time for an honest emotional response."
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"We also have urgent CIA business to attend to."
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"Oh, let me just tell Francine."
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"As I said, no time. Now let's go."
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"See that woman over there?"
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"I'm going to rail her."
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"Have you seen my husband?"
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"Six foot tall? Dark hair?"
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"Oh, that lady."
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"What? Do you remember anything about him?"
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"Not much. Only that he was bald, worked for the CIA,"
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"and sounded like The Beatles."
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"Not when they sing, but when they do interviews."
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"So, what's the urgent business?"
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"Oh, that. Yes, well, um..."
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"I guess you can take me back to the bar."
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"Or we could just keep driving."
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"It's rare that I get one-on-one time with my employees."
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"Actually, I was hoping to talk to you about a solution"
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"to the break room fridge problem that,"
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"You ever see one of these bad boys?"
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"God, I am so sick of that happening."
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"But let's not let it ruin our night."
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"Anyway, about my idea for the fridge in the break room..."
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"Yes, I can't wait to discuss it."
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"But we should probably do it somewhere indoors."
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"Where could we go? Where could we go?"
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"I suppose we could go to my place."
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"I mean, we're already here."
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"Not one customer all day."
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"I mean, that dog came in,"
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"but he was just looking for a place to die."
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"Let's get out of here."
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"Flyer says 50 bucks."
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"This is the place, right?"
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"Yeah, this is the place you think it is."
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"Head on in."
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"Head on in."
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"Stan?"
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"Stan?!"
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"Sorry to interrupt your science,"
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"but have you seen my husband Stan Smith?"
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"Anatomically a woman."
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"Agent Smith is still a woman?"
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"Well, yeah."
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"There is a cure."
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"A simple pill that'll turn Stan back into a man."
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"Bullock was supposed to tell him."
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"Apparently they have a thing."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Then Bullock's keeping Stan a woman"
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"I have to find out where they are."
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"Well, if Bullock's trying to seal the deal,"
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"they're probably at his house."
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"the situation with the fridge has become untenable."
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"My proposal: a second fridge."
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"Where would we put it, you ask?"
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"Put it where the Fruitopia vending machine is."
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"It's time to move on."
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"Oh, I'm so glad you're into it."
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"Open."
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"Yes, enjoy that, Smith."
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"It's the last thing you'll put in your mouth"
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"You have to tell me more."
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"Well, I'm just saying, if we have two fridges,"
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"You know, I have over four swords."
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"Oops."
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"That's the exact same car as mine."
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"Oh, no!"
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"And people don't want to put their lunches in the door"
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"because it sometimes squishes the sandwiches."
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"So, Smith, now that you're a woman permanently,"
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"you and your wife probably won't be getting it on?"
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