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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Peter's Def Jam (S15E15)

"Hey, you think homeless people"
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"ever have sex with each other?"
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"Probably. But I don't want to think about it."
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"in-progress homeless sex. I bet it stink."
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"Oh, it stink all right."
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"So we talking group stuff or just one-on-one?"
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"Oh, anything goes. Whatever you can fit under a tarp."
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"There's a major hot spot behind the Dumpster"
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"at The Cheesecake Factory."
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"Hey, what's up with the menus at The Cheesecake Factory?"
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"Why they got to be so big?"
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"Yeah, and why does their menu have ads?"
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"I go there for dinner, not to shop for appliances."
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"Hey, you know what, guys? This right here,"
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"this rambling, boring conversation containing"
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"already-made-before observations,"
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"this could be a podcast."
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"Ah. That's actually not a bad idea."
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"Really? A podcast? Don't you have to be"
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"some sort of whiz kid to do those?"
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"Uh, definitely not. Anyone with a computer can make one."
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"Well, that's it-- we're "anyone.""
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"Let's do a podcast from right here in the booth."
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"Who's in? Let's do it! Yeah, sure."
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"Awesome! We haven't done anything as a group"
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"since we went birdwatching."
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"PETER Guys, look."
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"It's the yellow-headed puffin face."
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"It's a solitary creature."
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"It's feathered crown is designed to scare away mates."
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"What does it eat, Peter?"
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"Gin and whatever's in the bowl at the airport bar."
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"I said, damn, what a wild couple of days."
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"Anyways, 'sup with you guys?"
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"Sorry, amigo, not interested."
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"This is what happens when you lick your spilled latte"
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"She did that. She's gross."
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"Lois, are you okay? Ugh. Yeah."
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"He practically sleeps on top of you."
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"You could be allergic to him."
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"Hey, here's an idea, Chris:"
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"why don't you mind your own business?"
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"could develop allergies to their pets."
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"Brian, maybe you shouldn't sleep in our bedroom"
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"for a little while. What?"
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"Do you have a problem with me, Chris?"
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"Why don't you sleep in Stewie's room?"
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"There's plenty of space."
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"Roomies? Dude!"
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"This'll be so ill!"
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"Who are you? I'll tell you who."
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"Your new roommate!"
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"I'm gonna go take a shower"
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"so I can blow my nose into my hands."
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"Damn it! I hate this house."
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"Morning, honey! Go to hell!"
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"All right, you guys, podcast time."
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"We got the equipment and the perfect business plan:"
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"give our show away for free, and tell no one how to find it."
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"Ready?"
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"Hey there, the Net,"
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"welcome to the first episode of Thanks for the Clamories."
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"Hi. Cleveland Brown..."
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"and... Hello."
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"Yo-zah! All right, Quagmire, what do you got for us?"
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"Let's make a clam-ory."
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"Okay, this is yes or no. Y-You ready, Peter?"
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"Yes or no. French toast."
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"Yes. French fries."
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"Yes. French kissing."
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"I-I don't know. These questions are weird."
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"Okay, okay, someone else."
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"Cleveland, yes or no."
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"Velcro shoes. Hmm, Velcro shoes."
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"I remember the first time I saw me a pair of 'cro's."
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"They were on the feet of Spunky Tesik."
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"Man, they was dandy."
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"...every time we played touch football,"
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"You can wash a shoe, but you can't really wash a lace."
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"That's why Spunky made the change."
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"...that's the thing about Velcro shoes."
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"Quiet going on, noisy coming off."
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"That rip! Spunky's mama thought he was an intruder."
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"Shot him right in the face."
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"Had an open casket at the funeral."
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"But only open on the middle part..."
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"I take a step in it just for Spunky."
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"So to answer the question, I'm gonna have to say"
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"I'd like to thank our sponsor, the U.S. Postal Service."
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"When you want something expensive thrown on your porch"
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"and stolen, you want the U.S. Postal Service."
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"What the hell was that?"
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"I know! Cleveland, you ruined the whole podcast."
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"Yeah, if I wanted to hear a black guy ramble like a lunatic,"
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"I'd watch Family Feud. Yeah, I mean, that was worse"
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"than an Italian guy describing someone's sexuality."
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"Anyway, my brother Louie, he's a..."
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"he's a little off to the side, you know?"
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"Uh, foofy. Uh, up to the knuckle."
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"Likes to play in the dirt. You mean gay?"
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"Marone! Peter!"
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"he's creative."
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"Hey, Stewie, thanks for letting me stay in your room."
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"Oh, Brian, please-- it's our room now."
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"Hey, what are we gonna do tonight?"
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"Ooh, maybe we should watch that movie about Freud"
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"where Michael Fassbender repeatedly spanks"
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"Keira Knightley to orgasm?"
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"You saw that movie? I saw that scene."
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"So, I was thinking this could be your area."
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"Okay, yeah, yeah. This is great."
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"Friggin' bird came out of nowhere!"
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"You know, I have a good feeling about this, Brian."
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"After all, you certainly can't be any worse"
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"than the last roommate I had."
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"What the...? Please don't cry."
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"after you poop."
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"I won't."
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"Our second podcast."
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"All right, but listen up, Cleveland."
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