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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Peter's Def Jam (S15E15)

"* Lucky there's a family guy *"
Family Guy(1999)
"I know for a fact they do."
Family Guy(1999)
"I spend most of my day breaking up"
Family Guy(1999)
"It's known to swell its face"
Family Guy(1999)
"to assert dominance when threatened."
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"off the steering wheel."
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"It's just my allergies. They've been awful."
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"I can't figure out what it is."
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"Maybe it's Brian."
Family Guy(1999)
"Well, then where am I supposed to sleep?"
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"How about in your own apartment, like a grown-up?"
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"I'm here with Glenn Quagmire,"
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"...and Joe Swanson."
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"Woo-whee, this is a tough one."
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"Spunky would step in a pile of dog poo."
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"...to this day, every time I see a pile of dog doo,"
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"both yes and no."
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"He's a... he's a backwards mechanic."
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"Mama!"
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"Mama, Louie's not gay, he's..."
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"And fair warning-- some of the books are pop-up,"
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"She's already very angry at me."
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"Shh, shh."
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"You know, this is exciting."
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"J... N-None of that."
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"What? I mean, obviously, if you had to fight"
Family Guy(1999)
"Like, what's the legitimate number of fourth-graders"
Family Guy(1999)
"Only what's available in the schoolyard."
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"You're playing two songs at once."
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"I'm just pressing buttons!"
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"Look! Those people are even dancing to it."
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"* That the secret to survivin'... *"
Family Guy(1999)
"Aw, great! I accidentally started Chris's birth video."
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"LOIS Ow! O-O-O-O-O-Ow! Ow!"
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"Ow! Kill me!"
Family Guy(1999)
"I need noise. You available?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Kids, time for dinner. Where's your father?"
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"You can't be a deejay."
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"We have reached our cruising altitude."
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"Whoa, what's all this?"
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"for Deejay Peter and the Sound Slap!"
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"Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity,"
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"PETER Shut up, Meg."
Family Guy(1999)
"Sh-Sh-Shut up, Meg."
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"Peter, Peter, Peter..."
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"That's nasty. That's nasty."
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"This place is awesome!"
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"Totally! And did you see Tom Sizemore"
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"You've been playing the exact same song"
Family Guy(1999)
"Electric Clam Festival?"
Family Guy(1999)
"So what do you say? Well, I don't know."
Family Guy(1999)
"Yeah, that'd be amazing."
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"Can I kiss you?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"You can't hear that on a CD."
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"I'm glad we hung out after you struck out with my mom."
Family Guy(1999)
"Brian, I never said you could have guests."
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"Hey, don't touch that."
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"Yeah, how could you just ditch us?"
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"Damn it, Peter. That's too loud."
Family Guy(1999)
"That isn't loud. This is."
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"'Cause of the... you know."
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"Hey, guys, I don't know if you've heard,"
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"Oh, you're ear crippled?"
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"They're my favorite ones. What are you talking about?"
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"They all taste the same. What?"
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"Why don't you just text it to him?"
Family Guy(1999)
"You know, that's a good idea."
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"Oh, son of a bitch. Look at your phone."
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"One, two, thr... Aw, crap."
Family Guy(1999)
"One, two... Come on."
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"That's the idea. I want you out."
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"What? I can?"
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"Hey, Brian."
Family Guy(1999)
"It bit my nose! He's latching on!"
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"Fill the tub, fill the tub!"
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"in the first three months."
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"Ho-ho, ho-ho."
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"All right, Peter, it's all cued up."
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"Okay. Here we go."
Family Guy(1999)
"Chapter one. Stuff I can fit in my lady place."
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"Up first, Eiffel Tower Lego sculpture..."
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"Soup thermos... Yup."
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"Wait. How come everyone's leaving?"
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"Well, it's good to have you back to normal, Peter."
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"Yay! Oh..."
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"Butt scratcher! Butt scratcher!"
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"Sweet!"
Family Guy(1999)
"* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *"
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"You know, I did read that people"
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"All right, that's all the time we got."
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"so don't be alarmed. Aah! Son of a bitch!"
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"Peter, where are you? You will wash your hands"
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"* Every gambler knows *"
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"All right, sounds good. Let's do this."
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"I think he's getting ready for his deejay gig."
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"Now, scream!"
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"Peter, knock it off. You're a middle-aged man."
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"giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity!"
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"in the bathroom with a ladle?"
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"for 14 hours."
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"I was right about you guys."
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"You've got some mad deejay skills."
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"I-I should probably check with the guys and see what they..."
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"I didn't see their fingers press three buttons."
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"That. That. That. See, listen. Right there."
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"Turn it down."
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"I knew I could count on you guys."
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"What did you just do?"
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"Uh, damn it. Being deaf sucks."
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"Just push this button."
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"I get 'em? Oh, yeah. You got them all, Joe."
Family Guy(1999)
"* Laugh and cry *"
Family Guy(1999)
"Whose leg do you have to hump"
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"Okay, let's make some noise"
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"Actually, 54."
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"Like a living tail. Look at its feet."
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"Oh! Ooh!"
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"* All the things that make us *"
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"* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *"
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