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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Peter's Def Jam (S15E15)

"No more of your long stories, all right?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Yeah, people aren't used to boring podcasts."
Family Guy(1999)
"Oh, I'm sorry. I suppose they ought to call me "Jelly,""
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"'cause sometimes I get on a roll."
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"That. That."
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"Welcome once again to Thanks for the Clamories."
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"Okay, common question that everybody thinks about."
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"How many fourth-graders you think you could take at once?"
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"against a million fourth-graders, you'd lose."
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"So, like, what's... what's the real number?"
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"that you could successfully take on?"
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"Let's say a hundred. That sounds reasonable. Oh, no way."
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"A hundred and you're dead. Why are we fighting, now?"
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"'Cause they're idiots. Did they say something about my mother?"
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"What? Yes. Okay, yeah, yeah, we'll say yes."
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"Oh, then a baker's dozen. What kind of weapons?"
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"You could really mess up some kids with a chain from a swing."
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"Just da-da-da-da- da-da-da-da-da!"
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"All right, tell you what I'd do, I'd back into a bathroom stall,"
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"and just start kickin'. Dead! Dead! Dead!"
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"Keep comin'! Dead! Give 'em a narrow entry point,"
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"make 'em come in single file."
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"Dead! Dead! Anyway, I guess I'm trying to say"
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"800 fourth-graders."
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"Why are we talking about killing kids?"
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"People are gonna hate this. Peter, do something else, quick."
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"I'll-I'll... uh, what if I play some kick-ass music?"
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"* You've got to know when to hold 'em... *"
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"Kick-ass? This is not kick-ass."
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"Wait, hang on, hang on, I'll find something."
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"What even is this? I-I don't know."
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"I got to admit, it does have a groove."
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"Ow!"
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"Kill me! Hey, what's that song you're playing?"
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"I don't know, it's just random garbage from my computer."
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"Oh, you're a deejay! That's perfect!"
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"I own a nightclub for cocaine people and Armenians."
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"We're in! Great!"
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"I'll see you guys Wednesday at 2:00 a.m."
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"What the hell was that? We're supposed"
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"to be doing a podcast."
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"Peter, I don't know if you noticed,"
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"but the podcast was a disaster."
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"Yeah, and we were looking for something to do as a foursome."
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"But how can I be a deejay?"
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"I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image."
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"Trust me, you're perfect."
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"Okay, but hold on. I got four quarters on Golden Tee."
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"How am I doing?"
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"Good job, Joe! A hole in one!"
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"He just keeps switching clubs."
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"His what?"
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"Hmm. Still a trace of melody."
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"I'll just add some power tools."
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"Peter, since when are you a deejay?"
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"Since some guy came in the Clam"
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"and heard my awesome jams and beats."
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"Well, he's got the lingo down."
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"Thanks, Chris."
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"Hey, you are good at this, Dad."
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"Why not? I could totally be a deejay."
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"For God's sake, John Travolta's a pilot."
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"TRAVOLTA This is your captain speaking."
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"It is now safe to take off your wigs and be gay."
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"Oh, just some stuff I got out of my storage unit."
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"Check this out. You'll love this."
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"Do I look like a Terminator dog?"
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"No. Yeah, I do."
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"Look, I even brought Tom Sizemore's Game of Life."
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""Sell rights to Saving Private Ryan residuals"
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"to buy a case of Coors Light.""
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""Steal your son's wallet while he's in the shower.""
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""Miss audition.""
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""Scoop someone's urine from Starbucks toilet"
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"to pass drug test.""
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"Feels like we should be moving these pieces backwards."
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"Give it to 'em."
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"Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh."
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"Butt scratcher! Butt scratcher!"
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"Roadhouse. Roadhouse."
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"What? Wha-Wha-Wha-What?"
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"That means you're great."
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"Weird you turned that into a compliment about yourself."
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"Well, I'm on cocaine."
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"I don't care about that."
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"You could be our headliner."
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"Yeah, it's gonna be awesome."
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"Huh. I guess I do have a gift."
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"Excuse me? I don't know."
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"Someone gave me a pill, and now all I want to do"
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"is feel your jacket."
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"No, no, stay here. Stay here."
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"Only the vinyl, man."
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"You know, I could've used some help"
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"folding these fitted sheets."
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"Who's this turd? Oh, this is Georgie."
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"Okay, red flags flying."
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"Look, I need him out of here."
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"You can't kick him out. He's my friend, and I live here, too."
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"Not anymore. I want you out of my room."
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"Well, it's not your room anymore, it's our room."
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"Lois said so, and I'm not leaving."
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"I can't believe I ever wanted you here in the first place."
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"You're messy, you're loud, and thanks to you,"
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"we've got a recurring flea problem."
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"Hey, Bri. You want to hang out?"
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"And put on a shirt. You're 50."
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"Peter, I was plowing this college chick last night,"
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"and I saw this flyer on her mini fridge."
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"I thought we were all in this together."
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"Well, yeah. That's the thing."
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"A guy on cocaine told me I'm the talent."
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"So what, you're just dropping us?"
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"All right, you know what? You guys were riding my coattails."
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"I carried you as long as I could,"
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"but Rob Kardashian's gonna be at this thing,"
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"so I got to be at my best."
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"Now, get out of here. I got to practice."
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"It's not loud until you can feel your head bones."
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"Why's he being such a jerk?"
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