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Clips from The Simpsons - You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee (S25E25)

"Why are you concussing yourself?"
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"Now, fellow countrymen,"
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"Guess what, I also play Frankenstein!"
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"Skinner!"
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"and I've never yelled their names, not even once."
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"Well, certainly not a caring superintendent."
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"Well, I, uh..."
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"who their heroes are."
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"A contest? But, sir, we don't have"
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"We had to rent out our multipurpose room"
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"delicious Stuffwich's heroes, hoagies and torpedoes."
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"What about po' boys?"
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"who lost 400 pounds eating only Stuffwich subs--"
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"What makes you a hero?"
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"cuts off his own foot to save his family from Jigsaw!"
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"My hero is my mom's boyfriend"
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"who took me to that movie when I was three."
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"I call him Uncle Rob because..."
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"he robbed us!"
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"My hero--"
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"dazzled the early 20th century"
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"Maybe he's talking about Margaret Mead."
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"Madame Marie Sklodowska-Curie!"
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"Martin took my topic."
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"Everyone does that with good dads."
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"But with our Dad, it's like climbing Mount Everest."
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"You either plant your flag at the top of the world"
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"or get frozen in agony forever."
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"Either way, hell of a show."
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"People, please! Martin has left the building."
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"Okay, Dad's my hero."
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"Why is he my hero?"
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"♪ We can be heroes..."
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"You have ten seconds to get to the podium."
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"But not in them?"
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"No."
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"My hero isn't famous..."
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"Loser."
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"He worked two jobs"
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"to get me a pony,"
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"...and anyone can put a Band-Aid on,"
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"but my Dad knows how to take it off so it doesn't hurt."
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"Well, ah. Oh."
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"The trick is: wait several weeks."
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"And when my Dad was a soccer referee,"
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"he had the guts to red card me,"
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"his only talking daughter, because he knew I was diving."
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"he is the only parent to ever take sides against his own kid,"
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"and he was right."
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"People, people... we have a tie!"
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"The money goes back in the school general fund."
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"But we will put both speeches online."
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"Behind a paywall."
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"Now, please fold up your chairs and stack them."
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"♪ Cause I'm a grade school hero ♪"
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"♪ Slung way down low!"
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"♪ Yeah, one guitar!"
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"♪ Where did my lawnmower go?"
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"Lisa, your speech was one of the nicest things"
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"anyone's ever done for me."
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"When did you come up with the idea?"
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"Oh, Dad, you don't want the details."
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"No one wants to see the sausage being made."
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"Homie, there's someone here to see you."
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"Coming!"
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"I haven't forgotten about the sausage."
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"Mr. Simpson, I am the executive vice president"
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"of the World Football Federation."
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"What you Americans call "soccer.""
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"the quadrennial drama unmatched on the planet!"
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"Oh, yeah. That's the thing the guys at the dry cleaners"
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"get so excited about every four years."
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"From the premier leagues to the playgrounds,"
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"all has been tainted."
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"We need a symbol of integrity like yourself."
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"Of course I am, but how do you know?"
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"No, no, I mean it spread like wildfire."
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"Much better."
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"In fact, I see that I myself"
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"Wait, what-what does that mean?"
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"vice president of the WFF."
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"We need outsiders like you to come to the World Cup,"
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"as our guest, and ref our games properly."
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"Well, no one has ever questioned my professionalism."
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"What do you think, sweetie?"
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"Dad, they're offering us an all-expenses-paid trip"
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"to the greatest sporting event on Earth!"
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"The 2008 Super Bowl?"
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"Oh, I wish."
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"Eli Manning's pass to David Tyree."
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"Oh, sure, why not?"
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"Thanks, book!"
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"Look, you got us a free trip."
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"I believe the sweet little girl in 21-D"
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"I switched with her, Dad."
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"Now I can watch my premium HBO!"
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"like we had the last time, I'm learning the language."
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"Olá."
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"Eu amo o Brasil!"
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"O que é um país encantador."
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"It's annoying the hell out of the flight crew."
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"I was just trying to learn the..."
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"Everyone thinks they can learn our language on the plane."
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"Do you know how disrespectful that is?"
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"All right, just for that attitude, turbulence."
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"Live from Sao Paulo, we bring you the World Cup Round Robin"
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"Group F Opening-Round Match!"
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"Today's game is between our host country,"
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"football powerhouse Brazil..."
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"♪ Olé, olé-olé-olé. ♪"
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"...and Luxemburg, whose entire nation has turned up."
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"Got to hurry."
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"Ha-ha!"
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"The mighty Brazilian squad features the greatest master"
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"Now let's play human foosball!"
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"And with Brazil maintaining an insurmountable one-goal lead,"
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"with 28 minutes to play, let's take a look at the refs."
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"It says here, "Homer Simpson was recruited for his honesty"
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"How did he get those shorts on over that arse?"
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"Rumor has it, they employed a team of pullers."
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