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Clips from Family Guy - Baby Not on Board (S07E07)

"Ha-ha, Brian, you're suck!"
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"What the devil is in here?!"
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"You put gasoline in Stewie's bottle?!"
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"You damn fool! You're more useless than Aquaman!"
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"Help! Somebody help me! Rape!"
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"I can!"
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"Aquaman, help!"
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"Hey! Hey! Hey, let her go!"
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"Or what?"
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"Or... Or... I don't know man, but..."
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"but you're lucky you're not doing it over here... in the ocean."
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"Or else... I would stop you."
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"For God's sake! Help! Do something!"
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"Ah, if you don't like starfish you're gonna be mad about what I just did."
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"Oh God! Help!"
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"Ah, you're in for it now, buddy. I've got like five fish coming to help."
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"Help, he's hurting me!"
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"Well, maybe you shouldn't of let him on."
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"Peter, what the hell is that?"
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"I figured, with unlimited free gas I can finally afford to go into space."
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"I've got this at a NASA auction for next to nothing."
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"They were gonna scrap it cause of some minor mechanical problem or something."
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"Instead they sold it to me. Very simple explaination."
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"I do not want you trying to fly that thing..."
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"you're not even a trained astronaut!"
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"Relax, Lois, nothing bad ever happens to space shuttles."
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"Now stand back!"
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"[3 days later]"
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"I'm back from space, everybody."
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"You got lucky, Peter."
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"How was it, dad?"
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"Oh, mind-boggling, Chris."
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"Barrelling around the Earth at 5 miles per second."
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"Watching the sunrise over the Sea of Japan."
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"It's indescribable."
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"except after a while it's like living in a snow globe."
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"Peter, instead of wasting your free gas on a series of comedic"
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"stunts why don't use it more constructively?"
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"I mean we can take a family vacation."
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"That's a great idea, mom."
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"Hey, maybe we can go to the island from Lost."
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"No, I don't wanna listen Matthew Fox's heavy breathing."
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"We are the island!"
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"Hand me that paper bag."
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"I know... I know."
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"It's got a hit of coconut in it."
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"And something else."
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"But that's part of the mystery."
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"All aboard for the Grand Canyon!"
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"I know you're tired, Stewie, but you sleep all you want in the car."
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"Uh, 6 am. I shouldn't have stayed up all night listening to persian radio."
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"It's 21 o'clock and still 27 Centigrade out there."
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"Huh, that's hot."
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"So, if you're cruising along the left side of the road at a 120 km"
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"per hour in zis kheavy desert, turn up the decibels"
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"'cause it's Shaleb Mame with Zeheh Maleh"
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"on 103.2. The Hukh!"
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"What's with all those birds?"
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"My tropical bird collection... Just in case."
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"Just in case what?"
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"Oh, I was not aware that you can see the future, Lois."
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"Stupid woman."
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"Peter, you are not putting those birds in the car."
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"Oh, well then I guess we're not going on vacation."
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"Oh, good, then I'm going back to bed."
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"All right, Peter, you can bring this stupid birds."
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"All right, everybody, let's go!"
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"All right, everybody, off we go!"
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"We are gonna have such a great time..."
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"- Hello. - Hey, Peter, what's up?"
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"Hey, Quagmire, just taking the family on vacation."
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"Oh, that's good."
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"Oh, hang on a second, I'm stuck behind some fatass driving too slow."
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"C'mon stupid, move it!"
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"Hang on, Quagmire, some jerk behind me is honking his horn."
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"Oh, you should totally flip him off!"
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"Oh, hang on a sec, some fatass just flipped me off!"
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"Hang on, Quagmire, I've gotta kick this guy's ass."
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"Yeah, I've gotta kick this guy's ass!"
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"- Hey, I'll call you back after the fight. - Yeah, me too."
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"Lois? I'm awake, Lois."
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"Lois!"
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"Lois?"
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"Where the devil is everyone?"
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"This place is more deserted than James Gandolfini's workout room."
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"Just waitin' for my breakfast."
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"Lois!!!"
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"I know how to get her attention."
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"Lois, I'm about to drink my first soda, better come stop me."
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"Rupert, suddenly I want to run! Chase me!"
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"Oh, now I'm sad."
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"Brian, do me a favor and check on Stewie, would you?"
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"He's fine."
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"Hey, what do you say we sing a driving song?"
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"The tender reef..."
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"Some say Love-e-e..."
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"When the night has been too lonely..."
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"And the road has been too long..."
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"And you think that love is only"
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"For the lucky and the strong..."
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"Just remember..."
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"In the winter..."
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"Far beneath..."
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"The bitter snows..."
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"Lies the seed that with the sun's love..."
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"In the spring..."
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"Becomes the rose..."
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"Okay, that was good, that was good!"
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"Chris, I think you were a little early at start of bar 4."
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"I don't know. How'd that sound from your end?"
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"No, if that's works for you, we're fine."
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"- All good on my end. - All right, that's a take."
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"There's no sign of them anywhere!"
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"Meg? Chris? Brian?"
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"They're gone! I'm all alone!"
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"I can do whatever I want!"
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"I'm gonna take Brians novel"
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"and replace every use of the word "and" with the word "fart"."
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""The young soldier fart his brother looked at each other"
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"fart both knew that with love fart truth fart courage"
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