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Clips from Family Guy - Baby Not on Board (S07E07)

"Eh, that one didn't work."
Family Guy
"Well, let's see what facinating pubescent treasures"
Family Guy
"Ooh, Hustler Magazine!"
Family Guy
"I finally get to see what a vagina looks..."
Family Guy
"Oh God! Oh my God! Oh my God!"
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"Anymore..."
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"Why are we in New York?"
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"I thought we were going to the Grand Canyon."
Family Guy
"Well, I just thought we should stop and pay our respects."
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"Ground zero."
Family Guy
"So this is where the first guy got AIDS."
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"- Ah, so Saddam Hussein did this? - No."
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"- The Iraqi army? - No."
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"- Some guys from Iraq? - No."
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"That one lady who visited Iraq that one time?"
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"it was bunch of Saudi-Arabians, Lebanese and Egyptians"
Family Guy
"financed by a Saudi-Arabian guy living in Afghanistan"
Family Guy
"and sheltered by Pakistanis."
Family Guy
"Wake up, Stewie, let's get you out of that seat and into a fresh diaper."
Family Guy
"Oh my God!"
Family Guy
"Peter, Stewie's not in the car!"
Family Guy
"Oh my God, we must have left him at home!"
Family Guy
"Oh my God."
Family Guy
"That... Is... Hilarious."
Family Guy
"God, I would give anything to see his face right now."
Family Guy
"He's... He's probably all like "Whe... Where the deuce is everyone?"."
Family Guy
"Peter, we gotta go home right now!"
Family Guy
"Now every time I come back to this place"
Family Guy
"it's gonna be associated with one particular bad memory."
Family Guy
"Actually we could call Quagmire and Cleveland."
Family Guy
"They can go over and check on Stewie."
Family Guy
"They'll probably even be willing to look after him 'till we got home."
Family Guy
"Well, okay, I guess so."
Family Guy
"Yeah, Quagmire and Cleveland are great with kids."
Family Guy
"Huh. Everybody's lying around in here. Liar, liar, pants on fire."
Family Guy
"What am I in congress? Ho-ho. See, laughter is the best medicine."
Family Guy
"Please, sir, I'm in so much pain!"
Family Guy
"Shut up and listen to my material!"
Family Guy
"Huh, what's this? Bedpan? Peter pan?"
Family Guy
"Oh, next stop is Neverland. Come Wendy, fly with me. Ho-ho."
Family Guy
"Of course how hard could it be? You just unfasten these things"
Family Guy
"and lay back with your legs in the air and let nature do the rest."
Family Guy
"Hm, it's still there. Usually the doodey's disappeared by now but it hasn't."
Family Guy
"Intruders!"
Family Guy
"Stewie, you in there?"
Family Guy
"You think he's here?"
Family Guy
"Oh God, it's Cleveland and Bob Hope."
Family Guy
"Oh well, the damage is done. Better get 'em out of here."
Family Guy
"What the hell? Where are we?"
Family Guy
"Getting to know your remote is easier than you might think."
Family Guy
"These buttons at the top control volume, channel and the power on your receiver."
Family Guy
"To see what else is playing just press Guide."
Family Guy
"And then scroll through the on-screen menu"
Family Guy
"by pushing the arrow-button. Now that we've learned the basics..."
Family Guy
"This maybe kinda messed up but..."
Family Guy
"Am I the only one getting a boner right now?"
Family Guy
"Is there anything that doesn't give you a boner, Glenn?"
Family Guy
"Peter, it's been 8 hours and I haven't heared from Cleveland or Quagmire."
Family Guy
"I even tried Joe."
Family Guy
"This is my wheelchair! There are many like it but this one is mine!"
Family Guy
"Without me my wheelchair is useless!"
Family Guy
"Without my wheelchair I am useless!"
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"- Shut up! - Okay."
Family Guy
"This sucks! I wanna see the Grand Canyon!"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry but we are not leaving Stewie by himself."
Family Guy
"We're going home."
Family Guy
"No way! Those guys have TV in their car!"
Family Guy
"He-he. They're watching Operation Dumbo 6 with Don Nuts."
Family Guy
"Professor, you've got to impregnate this elephant"
Family Guy
"or the entire species will become extinct."
Family Guy
"You mean I gotta put this thing in that thing?!"
Family Guy
"Well, this is the job that's not worth the money!"
Family Guy
"Peter, watch the road!"
Family Guy
"Lois, get off my back, will ya? I'm trying to watch TV."
Family Guy
"I swear to God, sometimes I think your head's screwed on backwards..."
Family Guy
"I mean, do you have any idea..."
Family Guy
"Well, Rupert, we're out of food, diapers and just about everything else."
Family Guy
"Which means I've got to get a job."
Family Guy
"otherwise we'll be in worse shape than Morbidly Obese Albert."
Family Guy
"Hey, Morbidly Obese Albert, we brought you some chocolate."
Family Guy
"Remember, they had to take my foot?"
Family Guy
"Look it on the bright side, now you get your shoes half-price!"
Family Guy
"Alright, maybe I'll have one."
Family Guy
"Welcome to McBurgertown. Can I take your order?"
Family Guy
"Stewie, you've got to clean the bathroom!"
Family Guy
"Stewie, I'm not giving you a choice. You've got to go clean that up."
Family Guy
"No! No! It was literally only on the floor."
Family Guy
"It's like they just... Pressed their buttocks against the wall."
Family Guy
"The only part of the floor that didn't have poo on it"
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"- was the part that had baby on it. - Go!"
Family Guy
"Peter, did you get the train tickets?"
Family Guy
"Uh, actually no, Lois."
Family Guy
"Peter! That was last of our cash!"
Family Guy
"These ones have helium in them, so they're very light."
Family Guy
"You are unbelieveable!"
Family Guy
"The last four days have been a living hell!"
Family Guy
"Our baby is at home all by himself yet instead of getting us home"
Family Guy
"you've managed to make things worse at every turn!"
Family Guy
"A monkey would be a refreshing step up from you!"
Family Guy
"A monkey would talk less!"
Family Guy
"Here's a little tip."
Family Guy
"If your instinct tells you to do something, don't do it."
Family Guy
"If your instinct tells you not to do something,"
Family Guy
"You wanna hurt me?"
Family Guy
"Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better."
Family Guy
"I'm an easy target..."
Family Guy
"Yeah, you're right."
Family Guy
"I talk too much."
Family Guy
"I also listen too much."
Family Guy
"I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you."
Family Guy
"But I don't like to hurt people's feelings."
Family Guy
"You think what you want about me, I'm not changing."
Family Guy
"I like... I like me."
Family Guy
"My friends like me."
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"'Cause I'm the real article."
Family Guy
"What you see is what you get."
Family Guy
"Movie references."
Family Guy
"Guys! I found us a ride to Quahog in the back of a truck! Hurry!"
Family Guy
"Ah, thank God!"
Family Guy
"C'mon let's head home before Stewie gets hurt"
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