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Clips from Family Guy - Baby Not on Board (S07E07)

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Family Guy
"that its 8:25?"
Family Guy
"Oh no! Get out! Get out! Scam!"
Family Guy
"That's so funny, I would also say John Forsythe, I was just curious."
Family Guy
"Yeah, but you remember the giant eagle they rode in the first one"
Family Guy
"- Huh... Have you ever seen Krull? - No."
Family Guy
"is hot coffee, alcohol and slim jims."
Family Guy
"Look, is that normal?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, everyone except Brian 'cause he bought a Prius, what a dumbass."
Family Guy
"Oh, I threw out all your apple juice, Stewie. We're a gas family now."
Family Guy
"Scream all you want, nobody can hear you out here."
Family Guy
"Aw, aw, here they are."
Family Guy
"It's a space shulttle, Lois."
Family Guy
"Why is it every time I open this door"
Family Guy
"you seem to be in some ridiculous vehicle you inexplicibly acquired?"
Family Guy
"Plus I've had a lot of time to rub one out which in space is great,"
Family Guy
"Keith... You don't get it."
Family Guy
"Jack, that's got my poop in it."
Family Guy
"Hey, that was Roxette with You've got the look."
Family Guy
"We're not gonna need a dozen tropical birds."
Family Guy
"Can I go ahead and get tomorrow's lottery number?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, you're letting me be myself."
Family Guy
"Hey, up yours, you jerk!"
Family Guy
"Mmm, that must be the sugar."
Family Guy
"Oh God, that's good!"
Family Guy
"It is a river..."
Family Guy
"That drowns..."
Family Guy
"That leaves your soul to bleed..."
Family Guy
"Sounded great out here. You want another?"
Family Guy
"Chris has got hidden away."
Family Guy
"You... Can't hurt... Anyone..."
Family Guy
"[Ground zero]"
Family Guy
"No. Peter, Iraq had nothing to do with this,"
Family Guy
"So, you're saying we need to invade Iran?"
Family Guy
"He is probably freaking out."
Family Guy
"Oh great, Lois. Now we gotta bail on the whole vacation. This sucks!"
Family Guy
"Hmm, I've never executed a diaper change before."
Family Guy
"With a 24 hour broadcast of the DirecTV help channel."
Family Guy
"- Really? - Yep. Not even a wiggle down there."
Family Guy
"Your shows will appear on My Playlist."
Family Guy
"Hey, crashy, what are you doing down there?"
Family Guy
"Huh, I can't eat those chocolates on account of my diabetes."
Family Guy
"No, no! I'm not going back in there."
Family Guy
"All right? There was no attempt to get near the toilet."
Family Guy
"There was a guy inside selling shower curtain rings,"
Family Guy
"so I bought a bunch of those."
Family Guy
"it's probably the right thing to do!"
Family Guy
"My kids like me."
Family Guy
"like Fozzie Bear when he went to Saudi Arabia."
Family Guy
"Eh, It's good to worship Allah 'cause I used to worship Summer!"
Family Guy
"Wakka-wakka."
Family Guy
"Yeah, just come into my office."
Family Guy
"She said she saw you in the back of the kitchen sneaking a fish sandwich."
Family Guy
"I'm jobless, there's no food left"
Family Guy
"Let it be written on my tombstone"
Family Guy
"That my life was considerably better with my family around."
Family Guy
"And I didn't realize it until it was too late."
Family Guy
"Chris! Dog! Brian!"
Family Guy
"They're home!"
Family Guy
"By the way, I disabled the V-chip and I've watched so much porn."
Family Guy
"So sit back and enjoy DirecTV. Thanks for joining us."
Family Guy
"Welcome to the DirecTV help channel."
Family Guy
"Did I tell you I'm getting a spin-off?"
Family Guy
"Family Guy Episode 704 Baby Not On Board"
Family Guy
"Timing: Razzzma Transcript: reaper Editing: lUiGi"
Family Guy
"You guys are gonna love this spa. They give the best massages."
Family Guy
"Your whole bodies will feel like Joes legs."
Family Guy
"- Wow! - That would be nice for a short period."
Family Guy
"I tell you, I need this. I've had a really stressfull morning."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute, Doc! Are you telling me"
Family Guy
"- Precisely! - Damn... I'm late for school!"
Family Guy
"That's the power of love."
Family Guy
"Okay. Why don't you just get yourself settled up on that table."
Family Guy
"- I'll give you a minute. - Eh... What am I supposed..."
Family Guy
"- You ready in there? - Yep."
Family Guy
"Oh, ha-ha, you put some fake poo on the floor."
Family Guy
"Huh, this is more like it."
Family Guy
"Is the music okay?"
Family Guy
"Actually, would you mind tuning it to 97.1?"
Family Guy
"You listening to the Quiet Storm. Up next the music of the eyes list"
Family Guy
"Teddy Pendergrass and right now here is some Marvin Gaye"
Family Guy
"Oh, that's what I'm talking about."
Family Guy
"Ohhh, this is long overdue."
Family Guy
"There's nothing like a good suit massage."
Family Guy
"Focus on the lapels. That's where I carry most of my stress."
Family Guy
"Okay, here's one. If you were gay"
Family Guy
"and you had to have sex with either"
Family Guy
"John Forsythe or Sean Connery, who would it be?"
Family Guy
"- Oh, that's easy, John Forsythe. - Yeah, John Forsythe."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I mean Sean Connery is just so... O-oh..."
Family Guy
"Oh God, I am so sorry!"
Family Guy
"It's too late. The damage is done."
Family Guy
"The boxset of Lord Of The Rings. It's awesome."
Family Guy
"and then rescues them at the end of the third one?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, yeah..."
Family Guy
"Yeah, why didn't they just fly the eagle to Mordor"
Family Guy
"instead of spending three movies walking there."
Family Guy
"That's not what it's about, Chris. It's about the quest."
Family Guy
"Oh, I'm not arguing that with you, I'm just saying there's hole in the story."
Family Guy
"Yeah, you don't need to see Krull."
Family Guy
"All right guys, the best thing you can do for your body after a massage"
Family Guy
"Oh, dad, I'm glad you're here."
Family Guy
"- There's something I need to ask you. - What is it, Chris?"
Family Guy
"- Well, um... Today in gym class"
Family Guy
"I've noticed one of my testicles went up inside my body"
Family Guy
"and hasn't come back out yet."
Family Guy
"And I'm a little scared."
Family Guy
"Uh, Sir, this employee just made a sexual remark to me."
Family Guy
"No, dad, I'm really worried."
Family Guy
"Ah, ah! Sir, sir! Your employee is exposing himself to me!"
Family Guy
"- But dad! - You got a lawsuit on your hands, mister."
Family Guy
"Whoa, whoa, okay, look, look."
Family Guy
"If you'd be willing to forget this whole thing happened,"
Family Guy
"I'll give you this gas card."
Family Guy
"Unlimited Free Gas for a year?!"
Family Guy
"Just 'cause I threatened to sue you?"
Family Guy
"That's what I wanted to hear!"
Family Guy
"Wow, Peter, a free gas card!"
Family Guy
"This could save us a lot of money."
Family Guy
"What? What? What I miss? Are we laughing at Brian?"
Family Guy
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