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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017) - The Austere Academy: Part Two (S02E02)

"♪ Look away, look away ♪"
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"♪ Every single episode Is nothing but dismay ♪"
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"♪ So look away Look away, look away ♪"
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"♪ Comfort, joy, and safety Are among the things they lack ♪"
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"♪ They run a lot of laps Which keeps them in fantastic shape ♪"
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"♪ Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" And they will say ♪"
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"♪ Look away, look away, look away ♪"
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"A dead horse!"
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"haunting an educational establishment like very old gum clinging to a trophy case."
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"there are worse things that can haunt a school."
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"- I love the energy. I love it! [Chuckles] - [students cheering]"
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"- Okay, everyone, settle down. - Settle down?"
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""Coach Genghis," she said to me,"
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"Do you think I told her to..."
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"- Probably not! - [all] Probably not!"
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"I told her to stand up."
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"Settling down is what losers do."
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"Do you want that, Prufrock Prep?"
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"- [students] No! - Let's bring in the violin!"
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"The whole school is falling for the treachery of an unhinged villain."
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"As long as he's at Prufrock Preparatory, nobody is safe."
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"That's not true. You're jealous."
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"The Baudelaires seem like honest and decent people."
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"We should listen to what they have to say."
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"Down in back."
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"- If Count Olaf took off his turban... - Isn't she marvelous, everybody?"
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"Reconstructionist Judaism."
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"Olaf can also be identified by the tattoo of an eye on his ankle."
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"[gasps] My body is a temple, young man."
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"I would never sully my skin the way so many young people do nowadays"
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"No, it's because taking your shoes and socks off is gross."
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"How many of you want to hear more tiresome accusations"
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"[all cheer]"
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"Students! Faculty!"
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"Oh, God, can someone say, "Class dismissed"
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"[stammers] Yes! Yes! One last thing, everybody."
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"That's why I have developed the Special Orphans Running Exercises,"
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"Will the orphans in the house please stand?"
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"you."
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"[babbles]"
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"That's the sort of leadership I was talking about."
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"You are a genius."
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"- You're a genius for agreeing. - All right, I'm the genius."
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"Whatever you're up to, Count Olaf, we will put a stop to it."
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"How can he get our fortune as a gym teacher?"
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"Not everyone."
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"Violet's right. Olaf is too dangerous."
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"Our parents own the famous Quagmire Sapphires,"
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"so when we come of age, we can live on our own."
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"We had this photo in our library. We never paid attention to it."
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"I bet there were other mysteries we never noticed."
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"The librarian said to check back in a day or so."
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"We don't have a day or so. It's almost sundown."
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"[door opens]"
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"♪ And my name is Carmelita! ♪"
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"[door slams]"
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"Ha-ha-ha."
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"He wondered whether the toes were warm or numb."
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"Maybe they were talking about your parents."
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"That reminds me of a story that I'm gonna tell you."
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""Coach Genghis," they said to me, "we're failures."
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"We have nothing in our lives but all these bags of money,"
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"I told them to put on some very expensive running shoes"
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""Luminous" is a word I invented for things that glow in the dark."
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"Yes, that's my exercise program."
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"Genius ideas are simple, like the wheel or neurosurgery."
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"Um, okay, but what are you going to tell the Baudelaires to do?"
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"Interesting can mean a few different things."
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"A polka-dot suit is interesting, but no one looks good in one."
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"Oh, and by the way, I believe it takes one to know one."
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"Cake-sniffer."
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"That's why I keep a trauma blanket in my cab."
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"My hero."
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"We know it's after hours, but did you find that book?"
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""Our brother Quigley died in a fire." I know."
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"Try to work up some pleasant small talk for a change."
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"[Olivia sighs]"
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"That's what I'm saying. Olaf is here. My disguise was discovered."
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"I'm leaving for the day, and I'll be buying some candy."
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"as Vice Principal Nero, who could not play violin,"
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"It was a dark day for the Quagmires,"
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"Not to mention the school librarian, whose own fate..."
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"would be even worse."
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"- after night after night... - [both panting]"
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"- [Olaf blowing whistle] - ...knowing nothing of Count Olaf's plan."
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"Nothing of how they could defeat his treachery."
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"where my in-laws opened their bed and breakfast."
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"What are the dimensions of the vault at Mulctuary Money Management?"
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"- and give me exactly what I'm asking for. - [snoring]"
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"Perhaps you're afraid"
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"I haven't been this exhausted"
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"since I stayed up all night with my first Tesla coil."
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"[Klaus] I've never flunked a test, but I got every measurement wrong."
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"We know zero about it."
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"you'll hand over your fortune?"
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"He's had stranger plans. If only the library weren't closed..."
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"- Cake-sniffers talking about a library. - [Violet sighs]"
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"♪ I'm the cutest girl in town And my name is Carmelita! ♪"
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"♪ Dancing and singing is my thing ♪"
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"- There's 12 more verses! - We get the message."
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"[Klaus groans]"
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"instead of clogging up a classroom."
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"Your wealthy ears."
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"Tomorrow morning, your teachers will give you both"
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"If you fail,"
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"it's off to Coach Genghis'"
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"Ultra-Dynamic Life-Ending Workshop. [chuckles]"
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"- We'll pass those exams. - Of course we will."
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"If you'll excuse us, we're going to study in our shack."
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"- We still have to run laps? - Of course."
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"- Looks like more candy for me. - [chuckles]"
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"We can't study for comprehensive exams and run laps all night."
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"We'd have to be two places at once."
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"the balance between academics and extracurricular activities."
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"[sighs] Listen to us! This man is..."
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"Now, what is it you were saying?"
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"[Klaus] Violet, Olaf is waiting for us at sundown."
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"We're listening."
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"- [Klaus] These'll come in handy. - We need something for the body."
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"- Flour. - Perfect."
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