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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017) - The Austere Academy: Part Two (S02E02)

"You'd be surprised how often it comes in handy."
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"This knot's called the Devil's Tongue."
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"- My sister and I won't sit... - [shushes]"
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"You could go back to your broom closet and forget about this."
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"I bet they taught you the same thing our parents taught us."
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"We have to be careful sneaking out."
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"- What was that? [Chuckles softly] - A couplet."
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"- or even brothers. - [whistling]"
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"I'd give anything to sit and..."
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"talk with him again."
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"[blows whistle]"
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"- [as Olaf] You're late! - [panting] Sorry, boss."
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"- Dastardly! - And then they left in a taxi."
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"just like when I was in school."
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"Like those things a hamster plays on before you put it in the oven."
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"- Aw. - Well, it ends here."
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"[Olaf blows whistle]"
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"[Sunny babbles]"
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"It may not be particularly wise, but it's a thrill to be in disguise."
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"- His collar! It dribbled on his collar. - Correct."
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"Did I tell you what my nickname was?"
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"- Wait... - What?"
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"The baby's pooped out."
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"Maybe she needs a good kick to get moving."
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"[panting]"
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"- You scared me. - Sorry."
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"I looked for them, but it was dark and creepy."
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"We can't go anywhere with him guarding the door."
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"The Baudelaires can pass that test."
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"Brown and..."
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"[Isadora] That explains the fire."
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"How long was the navy blue scarf?"
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"- [Duncan] VFD? - What do you think it could mean?"
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"[Isadora screams]"
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"[rooster crowing]"
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"Baudelaires, are you ready for the worst morning of your..."
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"[coughing]"
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"I know who you are."
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"Really? You do?"
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"[as Genghis] Uh, it's my job to know. I'm a gym teacher."
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"I'm looking for the Baudelaires."
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"I understand they've missed several violin recitals,"
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"And who are you, little girl, besides adorable?"
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"The auditorium is this way."
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"♪ The sun has come up The day has begun ♪"
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"♪ And my name is Carmelita! ♪ [chuckles]"
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"[automated voice] This is not Count Olaf."
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"- Who can't be beat? - A dead horse!"
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"Who can't be beat?"
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"- [Carmelita] Who can't be beat? - [students] A dead horse!"
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"Baudelaires!"
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"as suggested by Vice Principal Nero"
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"- It certainly appears to be working. - There you are."
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"- You must be Vice Principal Nero. - Is that candy?"
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"Believe me, Poe, I've seen this sort of thing before."
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"Children will say anything to explain getting bad grades"
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"Oh! Coach Genghis, come on in."
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"Today is the first day of the life of your rest."
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"Showtime. So let's go... time."
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"[Carmelita] Remember, you will die!"
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"Remember, you will die!"
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"Remember, you will die! Remember, you will die!"
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"Remember, you will die!"
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"[all cheering]"
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"I must admit, I'm a little excited to see this."
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. - What? No?"
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"Hey, Gomorrah! Sass! [Whistles]"
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"- how many miles did the donkey run? - Six."
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"Klaus, how long was the book with the yellow cover?"
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"- [stutters] Nineteen centimeters. - "Nineteen centimeters!" [laughs]"
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"But not by name! No!"
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"It reflects well on Mulctuary Money Management"
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"[Bass] How long was hot water bottle number 53?"
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"like a mysterious automobile with its engine running."
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"to a place where the world is quiet."
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"Like a crystal ball ready for anyone who has an important question."
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"I urge you to do the same."
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"[Bass] I've never encountered anyone"
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"I hate to admit it, but Sunny is a fantastic administrative assistant."
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"Look..."
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"No. You're not adorable enough to pass. You flunked!"
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"No, no. No, no, no."
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"and you may leave after giving me the candy."
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"I'm the gym teacher, and I haven't given my test."
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"gym teacher evaluations are worth a full 51% of their grade."
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"[stuttering] That is actually correct. But how did you know?"
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"a handsome young man was expelled from this very school,"
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"Arm wrestling. No holds barred."
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"Sunny Baudelaire."
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"- That hardly seems sporting. - Fine, I'll take on the bookworm."
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"What's wrong? Afraid you're not strong enough?"
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"and we're keeping it all to ourselves out of our own selfishness."
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"How do we learn to share?"
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"And do you know what I told them?"
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"- You can never give up. - [all grunt]"
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"You can never give up if you find yourself in terrible circumstances."
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"You must struggle until you find a safe place to live."
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"[Genghis grunts]"
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"No, that's not what we mean at all."
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"Don't call me "kind sir," kind sir."
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"It's too late to cover it up with a probably overpriced running shoe."
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"[hook-handed man] Boss."
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"For running."
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"Go after him! Mr. Poe!"
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"- What can we do? - Keep running."
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"[Duncan] VFD! You have to remember!"
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"- Isadora! - Duncan!"
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"- Isadora. - Duncan."
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"you know it makes your world feel incomplete,"
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"I'm sorry to tell you that this story does not end"
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"with the rescue of two brave and noble triplets."
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"♪ Look away, look away ♪"
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"♪ There's nothing but horror And inconvenience on the way ♪"
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"♪ Look away, look away ♪"
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"[Carmelita] Who can't be beat?"
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"[all] A dead horse!"
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"- [Carmelita] Who can't be beat? - [all] A dead horse!"
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"- Who can't be beat? - [all] A dead horse!"
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""School spirit" is a curious term."
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"The phrase might sound as if it refers to a ghost or other undead phantasm"
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