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Clips from The Office - Dwight's Speech (S02E02)

"DVD burner. Maybe I should get one of those."
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"What was the ninth-place prize again? A loaf of bread?"
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"A Cugino's Pizza."
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"Oh, great. Tasty, terrific pizza."
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"It is literally the highest possible honor"
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"Are you sad that Dwight beat you? No."
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"Are you gonna cry, Jim? Do you need a tissue?"
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"Hey. I heard you got a wedding dress. Do you have pictures?"
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"Oh, I should get back."
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"Talk to you guys later. Okay, cool."
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"Angela or someone."
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"That's what she said."
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"I don't get it."
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"Grapes, seductive."
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"So, you ready for the big speech this afternoon?"
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"And yes, it is a big speech. Biggest of your life."
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"Speaker at the sales convention. Been there, done that."
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"Went there again, did it again. Two years in a row."
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"What if I give a really long, extended thank you, for instance,"
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"That would look terrible. These are mostly salesmen,"
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"It was me against Raj Patel."
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"what you need to know about public speaking by speech time."
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"Oh, okay."
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"I'll try and think of one. When..."
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"Don't try to think of a question to humor me."
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"Just try not to be such an idiot."
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"Is that an insult, or is that part of the public speaking advice?"
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"Insult."
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"are chipping in for the wedding"
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"but I do not want orange invitations."
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"Yes. Well, if you really want my opinion..."
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"I'm gonna take a trip."
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"Where do I want to go?"
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"That is an excellent question."
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"I get here early every morning so I can set the thermostat."
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"But seriously, what's the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?"
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"It's a joke, Dwight, it's not a sex ed class."
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"Yeah, you're right about the difference between a man and a woman,"
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"but not about the punch line to the joke. All right?"
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"The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman is boobs."
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"Could I have a copy of one of them? No, no, they would remember."
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"You know? All right, here we go. Watch this."
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"Attention, everybody! Attention, please!"
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"I have some very great news from corporate. We had a wonderful quarter."
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"And as a result, all of you are getting bonuses for $1,000."
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"Yeah! Congratulations."
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"That's amazing. In that moment, I had them."
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"That is so great about the bonus. No, no, it's not true."
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"They'll eat it up, they're a great audience."
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"There has been an accident on 84 West."
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"Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing."
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"Also, there will be no bonuses."
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"Also, this branch is closing."
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"Yes. This is karma"
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"because of what he did to Jennifer Aniston."
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"He was kidding! Dwight was kidding and I don't know why"
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"because it wasn't funny and it was just horrible..."
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"Michael? Yeah?"
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"You said we were getting bonuses."
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"Cancel the wallpaper."
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"and we're going to make toasts."
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"And that way, we will overcome our fear of public speaking."
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"I'm public speaking, stop public interrupting me!"
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"Actually, this would be good practice for your wedding toast."
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"Have you ever been to a wedding?"
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"But I'm not really sure where I'm going yet. It's kind of open-ended."
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"So, I was hoping maybe you guys would have some suggestions."
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"What is that?"
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"It's like Club Med, but everything is naked."
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"I was thinking more like Europe or something like that,"
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"I've been to Amsterdam."
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"Oh, okay, you know what? That's not a toast, you're not standing up."
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"To Amsterdam. When did you go there?"
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"After my divorce. Really?"
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"Where do I wanna go? I'd send you to Hong Kong."
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"I'd like to say hi to my friends in China."
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"show us what you have learned today."
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"Good morning, Vietnam!"
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"because I'm not nervous in front of them. They're my subordinates."
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"No, we're not."
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"Well, it's mostly made up. So..."
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"Dwight is not going to do a good job. It's sad."
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"Confidence, Dwight!"
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"Dwight."
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"and then I will hike Mount Doom."
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"So now, just leave me alone."
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"Okay. I was just trying to get some advice on my trip."
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"You did? Mmm-hmm."
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"And the first thing that they teach you is that"
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"And you are all about authority."
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"they were people of passion."
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"So, if you wanna do well today, you gotta do what they did."
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"Which is?"
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"Like this one, originally given by Benito Mussolini."
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"Okay, look, I know you're giving this speech on your own,"
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"for you to take a look at. I hope you don't mind."
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"The very best of luck to you, Dwight."
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"Why'd you pick the V.A. For the reception?"
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"Roy has a connection. It's nicer than you think."
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"All right."
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"You ready? Here we go."
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"Come on. We're down here in the front."
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"I've never, ever seen you take a sick day."
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"Well, I've seen you take enough for the both of us."
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"Next, I'd like to introduce"
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"the Dunder Mifflin salesman of the year,"
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"Dwight, how we doing?"
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"No. I can't. Okay, you know what?"
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"I can't. You know what? Okay no, no problem."
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"You are lucky you have me here. I'm going to cover for you."
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"Good morning, Vietnam!"
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"I am not Dwight Schrute, not at all."
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"What makes"
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"Well, there are many things, I believe,"
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"And one would be humor."
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"What is the difference between a salesman"
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"But he did a great job. June 10th is perfect."
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"Ryan, do you know when you would want to get married?"
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"and comments like that, they just... I know what I said."
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"And now, the black guy from the Police Academy movies,"
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