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Clips from The Office - Dwight's Speech (S02E02)

"All right, Dwight Schrute, everyone."
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"Good luck, that is a tough crowd."
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"Blood alone moves the wheels of history!"
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"Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation,"
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"Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work,"
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"I say to you, and you will understand,"
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"We are warriors!"
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"I've got a timeshare in Key West that might be available."
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"Maybe. Thanks."
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"You really think you're gonna go?"
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"Yeah, I'm definitely going."
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"Jim has worked at the same place for five years."
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"No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself!"
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"Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word."
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"This is our duty to change their perception."
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"and women of the world, unite!"
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"Together that we prevail!"
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"Together that we prevail!"
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"Australia? I have always wanted to go there."
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"I'm going. I'm a little nervous to run into Dwight"
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"I don't know."
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"I feel like I have plenty of time to figure out the details, but..."
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"I'm leaving on June 8th."
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"Yeah."
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"Do you want me to take these on my way out?"
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"It's okay. I got it."
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"Okay, thanks. There you are. What happened?"
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"I got thirsty. How'd it go?"
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"What? Something happened?"
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"ordered a drink."
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"Weird. Yeah, really weird."
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"So, she's like, I don't have my ID, please give me one."
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"Con artist. She might have been."
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"She's probably in the room, drinking from the mini bar."
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"Right?"
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"And I entertained Dwight to no end with my bar story."
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"Fumble!"
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"You are so lucky, Jim."
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"Dwight was the top salesman of the year at our company."
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"Well, it's not really a big speech. You're still coming, right?"
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"And I misspelled in front of the entire school"
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"because you have no skills."
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"But I can teach you enough so that you don't embarrass me or the company."
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"Well, if you have a question, you should ask me."
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"I like it a little cooler, around 66 degrees. I'm more productive."
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"it just matters that you're saying something that people care about."
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"Wow."
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"that you can all speak in public as I can,"
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"You mean toastmasters? Pam!"
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"You should go to Hedonism."
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"You know, I majored in Public Speaking in college."
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"you've gotta be true to yourself."
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"You've gotta wave your arms, and you've gotta pound your fists many times."
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"You're inviting Jim? Of course, he's one of my closest friends."
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"I am Michael Scott, his mentor and boss."
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"a work environment excellent?"
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"It has been a lifetime struggle, a never-ending fight!"
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"that it is a privilege to fight!"
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"but, other than that... Yeah, I bought the ticket, non-refundable."
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"You would not believe what happened here."
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"I will come back, I'll show you my ID. She hasn't come back yet."
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"Dwight gave a great speech."
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"Here's a certificate."
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"Dwight, they called your name."
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"Could go either way. We don't know what they are going to say."
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"I want a June wedding. I've always wanted one."
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"I wanted to say a few words about excellence."
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"once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour!"
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"So she says, Fine. I will go to my room, I will get my purse,"
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"Let's think this through."
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"I'm very sorry, I did not know that you were wearing a hearing aid,"
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"Okay, I didn't actually major in Public Speaking."
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"Phyllis, give me the ball. Okay, give me the ball. Give me..."
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"Nice catch."
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"Hike."
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"and I just... I don't want to offend"
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"Consecutive."
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"because somebody gives you proof of it."
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"When I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school spelling bee."
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"Maybe some people don't like it as cold as I do."
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"there is broken glass everywhere, several people are injured."
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"Why would this affect our bonuses? They're unrelated."
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"He will never act again."
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"About a week, or maybe a month. I can't..."
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"If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?"
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"and I will travel to New Zealand"
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"And they're expecting excellence, because I did do such a good job."
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"Michael, can you explain?"
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"The great speakers throughout history were not joke tellers,"
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"That's the one thing Roy is in charge of for this wedding,"
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"Michael Winslow. Anyone?"
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"The bartender asked for her ID, which I thought was odd,"
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"I have a ton of stuff to do for the wedding."
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"Right here. Give it to me. Sorry about that."
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"They are either gonna say yes or no."
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"Oh, they're having a sale on TiVo."
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"Maybe I should get a TiVo."
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"They stopped making plaques that year."
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"Look, it doesn't matter what you say,"
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"Okay. Dwight,"
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"but I wrote up a few talking points"
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"Thank you, Angela."
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"Dwight Schrute!"
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"All right!"
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"that do such a thing of that nature."
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"They'll conjure up images"
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"of used car dealers and door-to-door charlatans."
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"I say, salesmen"
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"This woman came in, sat down,"
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"And he's, like, I can't do that. I can't serve you."
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"So I captivated the guy who captivated a thousand guys."
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