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Clips from Porky's (1981)

"[Chattering]"
Porky's (1981)
"Hey, did you get the colored guy?"
Porky's (1981)
"Does a fat dog fart?"
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"Well, what's he look like?"
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"Like an African Zulu man. 6'4, two huge gold teeth."
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"[Chuckles] Great."
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"Where did you find him?"
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"He works for my old man's construction company."
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"Doesn't know what the hell I'm talking about, but he's willing"
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"and he'll do it for 10 bucks."
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"Ten bucks, not bad. Yeah. You sure the broad's all set?"
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"Oh, there's no problem there. She's... [Vehicle Approaching]"
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"[Hooting]"
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"Jarvis, you stupid redneck."
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"Whoo. You better duck, you suckers, when Jarvis is at the wheel."
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"Billy boy, y'all get the nigger?"
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"Come on, Jarvis. You mean the colored guy. The Negro."
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"Poor white trash."
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"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on."
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"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. That's colorful redneck humor."
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"Right. Kiss my rebel ass."
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"And that's another one."
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"Yeah, you should be writing these down. Immigrants."
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"and kiss ass with all the Negroes you want."
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"This is Dixie, baby, where we do things right."
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"You know, like Billy Joe Jim Bob or Flora May Sally Sue."
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"I had a cousin named Billy Joe Jim Bob and he was killed in the war,"
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"so just watch what you're saying."
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"Yeah, we got one."
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"The guy's 6'4, has gold teeth."
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"He's the meanest-lookin' mother you ever saw."
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"Hot damn! They're gonna croak when this guy jumps out! Who's goin'?"
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"[Woman] Hey, Tommy. Wait a minute."
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"Did you get it?"
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"I found a place that's got one. I'll go tomorrow."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"Who's she gonna get?"
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"Didn't you hear about the other night? No."
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"You didn't hear about that?"
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"You sure you didn't hear about the other night?"
Porky's (1981)
"Well, we figure we gotta get Pee Wee laid, right?"
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"So I fix him up with Wendy."
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"Pee Wee and Wendy?"
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"All he had to do was knock it off."
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"You know, they're makin' out. And you know Wendy."
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"She reaches down, she unzips his fly and she grabs his cock."
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"What?"
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"The little bastard already had a rubber on."
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"Oh, bullshit."
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"Horny little mother wore a rubber to his date."
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"She got so pissed off, she wouldn't even let him touch her."
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"Hi. My name is Mindy."
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"Can I ask you something?"
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"Why do they call you Meat?"
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"Wendy Williams told me I should ask you."
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"[Chuckling]"
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"She did, huh? Uh-huh."
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"Why do they call you Meat? 'Cause you're so big?"
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"[Chuckling] Yeah, sort of."
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"Not sort of. Why?"
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"You really wanna know? Yes."
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"Okay. Come on, I'll show you."
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"Meat, Meat, Meat. Wait, wait, wait."
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"She's only a freshman."
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"Yeah. But after this, she'll be an instant senior."
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"But Meat, listen. If you get suspended again,"
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"you'll never get that scholarship to Princeton."
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"Now think about that."
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"I'm sorry, babe. No cigar. Can't do it."
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"He won't tell me."
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"Come on. Come on."
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"[Chuckling]"
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"Hey, you guys. Wait up."
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"Speakin' of horny mothers, it's ready Eddie."
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"Come on, be serious, now. I'm goin' tonight, right?"
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"I don't know, Pee Wee. Even a nymphomaniac has standards."
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"She lives with a big black stud."
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"He catches you, he's gonna cut your pecker off."
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"He's bringin' tweezers."
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"I don't care if she lives with a blue-assed baboon."
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"Especially young guys. The more, the merrier."
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"Well, she's not bad."
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"She's got a great body, moves like an eagle."
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"That's the way I like 'em."
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"You like 'em any way, as long as they're not dead."
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"I don't care if they're dead, as long as they're not too cold."
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"Let's not invite too many guys. That way we all get her twice."
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"Listen to this midget. He's not even invited"
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"and he's making up the guest list."
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"I'm going tonight! You're not cuttin' me out of any free nooky!"
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"All right, you're going."
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"Shut up, geez."
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"I'm going. 8:00, right?"
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"[All] Wear your rubber."
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"That lying bitch."
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"Wait, I forgot. Which one is..."
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"Timmy, this is the raw one. That's the hard-boiled one."
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"This is the hard-boiled one."
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"[Pee Wee] We're gonna get some action tonight."
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"What are you talking about? I'm going tonight."
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"Goin' where?"
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"I'm goin'. Ask 'em. They said I could go."
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"He'll be the comedy relief."
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"Yeah, I guess she could use you for a little recess period."
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"What are you doing with those eggs?"
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"What eggs?"
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"What eggs? Those eggs."
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"Oh, these eggs."
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"They're for you."
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"[Chuckles] For me?"
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"Yeah, we thought you might like to wear one today."
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"[Laughing]"
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"Funny."
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"It's not half as funny as the look on your face."
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"You gotta let me do it to somebody."
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"Oh, no, Pee Wee. I don't know."
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"I don't think there's anybody left."
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"There's gotta be somebody."
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"Pee Wee, I think we've done just about everybody."
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"Except..."
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