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Clips from Porky's (1981)

"It's 64 degrees, expecting to reach a high of 76."
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"♪♪ [Ends]"
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"Y'all goin' back to Oklahoma and Michigan"
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"four first names like most hillbillies?"
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"Aw, gee, I didn't know, Mickey. I'm sorry."
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"Anyway, did you get the Negro?"
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"Don't let me down. I'm gonna get that little creep."
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"Pee Wee."
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"Shh. Damn, I thought she had better taste than that."
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"Guess what."
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"[Chattering]"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"I don't know."
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"Aw, shoot."
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"What's she look like? She good-looking?"
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"Right."
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"Oh, real funny."
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"Timmy!"
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"Go get him, tiger."
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"What? Is there an echo here?"
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"[Mickey] Watch it, it's Kong."
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"Why do you call her Lassie?"
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"Well, what can I tell you?"
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"Tommy, Miss Walker's hot."
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"Pee Wee, she just said hi to you."
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"Yeah, well, keep looking."
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"Why do we gotta invite a Jew?"
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"I notice you're still including yourself in."
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"Billy."
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"Shh. Kong."
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"It's okay, Pee Wee. Take it easy. We'll get 'em next time."
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"Cherry Forever?"
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"What's going on here?"
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"They're going first, but I got sloppy seconds."
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"Hey, wait."
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"She's done this so many times, she's practically a doctor."
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"Come on, man."
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"[Chuckling] Holy Jesus."
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"Gentlemen!"
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"[Grunts] Right."
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"Howdy."
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"You guys take a number and sit down."
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"Give it to her, Billy."
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"Oh, Billy. Oh, Billy."
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"Oh, shit."
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"What the hell was that?"
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"[Growling]"
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"A friend of Mickey's, my brother."
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"Cindy and I are bringing the kids over on Sunday. I'll see you then."
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"All right."
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"He just got out of prison."
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"Guess my old man's not such a bad guy after all."
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"Hey, what are you looking so glum about, Pee Wee?"
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"In that case, you're due for a nervous breakdown."
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"there's nothing left but ham hocks."
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"this room upstairs called Porky's Pen."
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"as long as you let 'em know you know what you're doing."
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"You know, I never had any Cuban pussy."
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"You're kidding me."
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"[All Laughing]"
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"Give me a break, will you, Turner?"
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"Pee Wee, you love it, and you know it."
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"And you thought Jews were just smart."
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"Now, what the hell does it mean? Come on, Fred."
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"Just get her up there and all things shall be made clear."
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"Sheriff's office."
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"Come on, man. Let's go."
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"Yeah, right here."
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"I got mine."
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"♪♪ [Man Singing]"
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"A buck apiece."
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"Yeah, let's see 'em both."
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"[Chuckling] This broad's hot. She's really hot."
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"Damn good shot though. He stuck his nose right in it."
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"I'll take care of it. I'll take care of it."
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"Barkeep, I'd like to talk to Porky."
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"I wanna pay for some pussy."
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"I wanna talk to Porky."
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"For how long?"
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"Go home, snot-nose."
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"Hey, you, that's the only way I do business."
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"Here's 20, 40, 50, 60..."
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"asses all the way back to Angel Beach."
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"I'm gonna give you a night to remember."
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"[Tommy] I can't feel any door. [Tim] See, I knew it."
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"Get that piece of pig shit out here!"
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"Fine with me, fat man."
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"and this pile of shit come floating up to the surface. Hey."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Where's your car, boy?"
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"Give it to me. Give me all you got."
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"Should I give these nice lads a break?"
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"You get your candy asses back over"
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"This here's a man's county. Go on, get the fuck out."
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"Go on. Go on."
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"Let's go back inside. [Laughing]"
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"Yeah, right, Mick."
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"Yeah, Meat!"
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"Mickey, are you crazy?"
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"I'd have whipped him if it hadn't been for that sheriff."
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"What? Shit."
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"It runs in the family, I'm afraid."
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"Lassie's fine."
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"[Whistle Blows] Cavanaugh, you get wiped out by that kick every time."
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"Bullshit. That was no accident."
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"It's not kites."
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"It's kike. K-I-K-E. Kike."
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"Get him, Timmy."
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"Listen, when you're Jewish, you either"
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"[Chuckles]"
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"That's Jewish for prick, right?"
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"I'm looking for a friend of mine. He's supposed to be there."
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"[Laughing]"
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"Yeah, he does, but for some reason,"
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"he had his heart set on Princeton."
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"when he's had too much insulin?"
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"Gee,"
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"Yeah, you're right. It would be a lot of hassle."
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"we're gonna book the whole lot of you as accessories."
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"Now, tell me, gentlemen, wouldn't you be likely to toss down a few"
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