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Clips from Porky's (1981)

"[No Audible Dialogue]"
Porky's (1981)
"Let me do Meat."
Porky's (1981)
"You've gotta let me do Meat. No."
Porky's (1981)
"Come on, Timmy."
Porky's (1981)
"Okay. Okay."
Porky's (1981)
"Now, listen. The one in your left hand is the raw egg, okay?"
Porky's (1981)
"Uh-huh. That's the one you drop."
Porky's (1981)
"The one in your right hand, that's the hard-boiled egg."
Porky's (1981)
"That's the one you hit him with."
Porky's (1981)
"Left hand raw. Right hand smacko."
Porky's (1981)
"Hi, Meat."
Porky's (1981)
"Hi, Pee Wee. What's going on? Oh, nothing."
Porky's (1981)
"Guys. Hi."
Porky's (1981)
"Oh, yeah."
Porky's (1981)
"Watch it, man. Geez."
Porky's (1981)
"What are you, a psycho? What's with the eggs?"
Porky's (1981)
"What eggs? Those eggs."
Porky's (1981)
"These eggs?"
Porky's (1981)
"Watch my lips. Those eggs."
Porky's (1981)
"These eggs?"
Porky's (1981)
"They're for you."
Porky's (1981)
"For me? What am I gonna do with 'em?"
Porky's (1981)
"Well, we thought you'd like to wear one today."
Porky's (1981)
"[Laughing]"
Porky's (1981)
"Morris, you're dead."
Porky's (1981)
"I know I'm dead."
Porky's (1981)
"Good morning, Miss Balbricker."
Porky's (1981)
"My, you look nice this morning. Are you losing weight?"
Porky's (1981)
"[No Audible Dialogue]"
Porky's (1981)
"Hup."
Porky's (1981)
"Hot damn, you like to live dangerously."
Porky's (1981)
"She wants a piece of your ass."
Porky's (1981)
"Miss Walker."
Porky's (1981)
"Nice pass, Cavanaugh."
Porky's (1981)
"Too bad, Jew boy."
Porky's (1981)
"Tim, what's your problem, man?"
Porky's (1981)
"Oh, boy, would I like to get next to that."
Porky's (1981)
"Ah, yes. Lassie."
Porky's (1981)
"Lassie?"
Porky's (1981)
"Patience, my boy. Patience."
Porky's (1981)
"Why do you think?"
Porky's (1981)
"I don't know."
Porky's (1981)
"[Howls]"
Porky's (1981)
"Are you kidding? You calling her a dog?"
Porky's (1981)
"Fred, that's angel food cake."
Porky's (1981)
"You touch her, and the Food and Drug"
Porky's (1981)
"Administration gets you for fuckin' food."
Porky's (1981)
"You can tell me why they call her Lassie."
Porky's (1981)
"Just get her up in the equipment room. You'll find out."
Porky's (1981)
"What are you talking about?"
Porky's (1981)
"But beware of King Kong."
Porky's (1981)
"Wait a minute. Come here, Fred."
Porky's (1981)
"[Chattering]"
Porky's (1981)
"Hi, Miss Walker."
Porky's (1981)
"Hi, Pee Wee."
Porky's (1981)
"Yeah, but did you see the way she said hi to me?"
Porky's (1981)
"Right, Pee Wee."
Porky's (1981)
"Boy, Miss Balbricker,"
Porky's (1981)
"you put a lot of weight behind that one."
Porky's (1981)
"Coach Goodenough, would you kindly"
Porky's (1981)
"keep your balls off my tumbling mat?"
Porky's (1981)
"Beg your pardon? The basketballs."
Porky's (1981)
"Would you kindly keep them in your own court?"
Porky's (1981)
"I have little enough room for my girls as it is."
Porky's (1981)
"Oh, I'll take care of that, Miss Balbricker."
Porky's (1981)
"Thank you."
Porky's (1981)
"The girls' tumbling team just went in."
Porky's (1981)
"Heck, those broads never take a shower."
Porky's (1981)
"You ought to like that, Mickey."
Porky's (1981)
"What about the majorettes?"
Porky's (1981)
"They're still out there."
Porky's (1981)
"Hey, Billy, Ginny just went in."
Porky's (1981)
"Hey."
Porky's (1981)
"You're not allowed to think about her with her clothes off."
Porky's (1981)
"You aren't even allowed to look at her with her clothes on."
Porky's (1981)
"Little dip. [Chuckling]"
Porky's (1981)
"Hey, Tim, I was just thinking, maybe we ought to invite Brian tonight."
Porky's (1981)
"All we need now is a Communist and a spic and we have the whole thing."
Porky's (1981)
"You know, you're really the tolerant type, Cavanaugh."
Porky's (1981)
"Hey, man, broads are broads."
Porky's (1981)
"I just don't see why we gotta invite a kite."
Porky's (1981)
"Brian's a good guy."
Porky's (1981)
"He's only been here a couple months. Give him a chance."
Porky's (1981)
"He's a jerk, and a Jew jerk at that."
Porky's (1981)
"All right. We won't ask him."
Porky's (1981)
"But you're a case, Cavanaugh."
Porky's (1981)
"Billy, they just went in. Miss Walker's with them."
Porky's (1981)
"I gotta put my shoes on."
Porky's (1981)
"Come on, we're gonna miss her."
Porky's (1981)
"You wouldn't know what to do with Miss Walker even if she told you."
Porky's (1981)
"Come on, Billy. I'm coming."
Porky's (1981)
"♪♪ [Marching Band]"
Porky's (1981)
"Billy!"
Porky's (1981)
"Let's go. Come on."
Porky's (1981)
"Damn it. We missed them. Shh."
Porky's (1981)
"Damn it! I told you we were gonna miss them!"
Porky's (1981)
"Yeah, but Miss Walker, a real woman, and I missed her."
Porky's (1981)
"Pee Wee, you're about to get laid"
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"by an exotic dancer in a few hours."
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"That's a real woman. Yeah."
Porky's (1981)
"Yeah, you're right. I gotta go home and warm up."
Porky's (1981)
"Warm up?"
Porky's (1981)
"[Growls]"
Porky's (1981)
"♪♪ [Country On Radio]"
Porky's (1981)
"Slow down, Mick. It's about a quarter of a mile on the left."
Porky's (1981)
"Man, are you sure they could find this place?"
Porky's (1981)
"They should both be there already. I took Conklin myself."
Porky's (1981)
"I drew Cherry a map. Cherry?"
Porky's (1981)
"Cherry Forever."
Porky's (1981)
"That's her professional name."
Porky's (1981)
"Are you bullshitting me?"
Porky's (1981)
"That's her professional name. What can I tell you?"
Porky's (1981)
"Hot damn! Let's step on it!"
Porky's (1981)
"Shh."
Porky's (1981)
"[Trilling, lmitating Birdcall]"
Porky's (1981)
"Okay. The coast is clear. Let's go."
Porky's (1981)
"The coast is clear. Can you believe this dialogue?"
Porky's (1981)
"[Laughing]"
Porky's (1981)
"Okay, okay! Hold it, hold it!"
Porky's (1981)
"You wait here."
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