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Clips from Louie (2010) - Joan (S02E02)

"Can you just bring some?"
Louie (2010)
"Bananas are loose, my friend."
Louie (2010)
"How many you want?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know, six."
Louie (2010)
"60 bananas."
Louie (2010)
"No, six. 60."
Louie (2010)
"Who-- Why would I want-- Who wants 60 bananas?"
Louie (2010)
"You want 60 bananas."
Louie (2010)
"No, I don't want 60 bananas."
Louie (2010)
"I..."
Louie (2010)
"Just hold on a second, please."
Louie (2010)
"Hello?"
Louie (2010)
"( woman sobbing )"
Louie (2010)
"( sobbing continues )"
Louie (2010)
"Hi, Carleen."
Louie (2010)
"I just..."
Louie (2010)
"I-- I can't--"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, just-- Dude, what-- Tell me what happened."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, Louie, I am so sorry"
Louie (2010)
"You needed..."
Louie (2010)
"someone just to look after you."
Louie (2010)
"It's okay, Carly, just--"
Louie (2010)
"You know, maybe go to bed."
Louie (2010)
"It's not fair."
Louie (2010)
"I should have looked out for you."
Louie (2010)
"You were just little."
Louie (2010)
"I gotta go."
Louie (2010)
"Do you remember, there was that--"
Louie (2010)
"that kid that lived on the street, Michael?"
Louie (2010)
"Michael?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Do you remember him?"
Louie (2010)
"Yes, I remember him."
Louie (2010)
"( sobbing )"
Louie (2010)
"I-- I gotta go."
Louie (2010)
"Louie."
Louie (2010)
"Bye."
Louie (2010)
"Louie?"
Louie (2010)
"Do not answer."
Louie (2010)
"Just don't answer the phone."
Louie (2010)
"( doorbell ringing )"
Louie (2010)
"Sunshine Deli."
Louie (2010)
"♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪"
Louie (2010)
"♪ Louie, Louie, Louie Louaaa ♪"
Louie (2010)
"♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪"
Louie (2010)
"♪ Louie, Louie you're gonna cry ♪"
Louie (2010)
"♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪"
Louie (2010)
"♪ Louie, Louie you're gonna die ♪"
Louie (2010)
"for how you're supposed to act when you meet people."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know why it is every time I meet somebody,"
Louie (2010)
"Uh..."
Louie (2010)
"Is anybody listening to my voice right now?"
Louie (2010)
"Is anybody actually paying attention?"
Louie (2010)
"Just give me a chance."
Louie (2010)
"You lost money at the tables"
Louie (2010)
"and now they get you free tickets to this"
Louie (2010)
"so that you wouldn't kill yourself."
Louie (2010)
"Sir, please don't go gamble more, don't!"
Louie (2010)
"Don't do-- Don't go to the--"
Louie (2010)
"Don't play blackjack!"
Louie (2010)
"Can we close that door to the casino?"
Louie (2010)
"Is there any way--"
Louie (2010)
"Please, can we close that door to the casino?"
Louie (2010)
"Folks, why are you giving your mon*** to Donald Trump?"
Louie (2010)
"Why would you do that?"
Louie (2010)
"He's a billionaire and you--"
Louie (2010)
"Come on, you work hard for your money."
Louie (2010)
"You came here on a shitty bus"
Louie (2010)
"to give Donald Trump your 75¢."
Louie (2010)
"You give him your money"
Louie (2010)
"and I'm not even funny, so how is that--"
Louie (2010)
"( crowd applause ) Oh, oh, thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, thank you."
Louie (2010)
"That's nice."
Louie (2010)
"Well, ( bleep ) you people."
Louie (2010)
"I'm sorry."
Louie (2010)
"( man ) It says right here:"
Louie (2010)
""You will not disparage the casino,"
Louie (2010)
""you will not make jokes about gambling,"
Louie (2010)
""disparaging gambling,"
Louie (2010)
""you will not disparage Donald Trump,"
Louie (2010)
""you will not act in a rude manner toward the audience,"
Louie (2010)
""you will not use the F-word,"
Louie (2010)
""the N-word or the D-word."
Louie (2010)
"You will not leave the stage--" Wait, wait, wait, what's-- what's the--"
Louie (2010)
"and you did all these other things."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, but you guys don't police the room."
Louie (2010)
"People come walking in, they're talking,"
Louie (2010)
"they walk out in the middle of the show."
Louie (2010)
"We can't close the door, see."
Louie (2010)
"We only make money when they're on the floor."
Louie (2010)
"Every minute they're in your show, we're not making money."
Louie (2010)
"Well, then why am I even here?"
Louie (2010)
"Gives the people something to do."
Louie (2010)
"Why don't you put me in the theater?"
Louie (2010)
"I would do great in there. You don't draw a crowd here."
Louie (2010)
"I do, I draw!"
Louie (2010)
"Well, that's Chicago."
Louie (2010)
"They got all those people."
Louie (2010)
"You're a comic's-comic type."
Louie (2010)
"They come out for you."
Louie (2010)
"Here, that's not worth a thing."
Louie (2010)
"Look..."
Louie (2010)
"you're a nice guy."
Louie (2010)
"I'm not into being punitive."
Louie (2010)
"But I need you to promise me"
Louie (2010)
"that you won't break any of these rules,"
Louie (2010)
"or I'm gonna have to fire you."
Louie (2010)
"Well, you know what, you better fire me."
Louie (2010)
"'Cause I can't get through the weekend"
Louie (2010)
"if I can't say how much I hate it."
Louie (2010)
"All right."
Louie (2010)
"Keep the room tonight, you go home tomorrow."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know why"
Louie (2010)
"you just don't want to keep your mouth shut"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know, either."
Louie (2010)
"( speaking French )"
Louie (2010)
"Women's bodies drop, goddamn it."
Louie (2010)
"It's-- it's so unfair."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, oh, wait, just you wait."
Louie (2010)
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