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Clips from Louie (2010) - Joan (S02E02)

"Without a brassiere, this is how I go to the bathroom at night."
Louie (2010)
"( crowd laughing )"
Louie (2010)
"Without a brassiere, I could nurse China from the bedroom."
Louie (2010)
"You have no idea."
Louie (2010)
"I thought a stagehand pinched me, he stepped on it."
Louie (2010)
"Everything..."
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"And vaginas drop."
Louie (2010)
"Vaginas drop, yes."
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"Yes, I had no idea."
Louie (2010)
"I woke up six years ago, I said,"
Louie (2010)
""Why am I wearing a bunny slipper ?""
Louie (2010)
"And..."
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"Vagin-- And no one tells you."
Louie (2010)
"If my mother had said to me,"
Louie (2010)
""Joan, your vagina's gonna drop,""
Louie (2010)
"I would have said, "Great.""
Louie (2010)
"If she'd have said, "Joan, when you get older,"
Louie (2010)
""your vagina's gonna drop,"
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""but this is a good thing,"
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""because you can still have sex in the bedroom"
Louie (2010)
"and watch TV in the living room,""
Louie (2010)
"I would have gone, "Okay.""
Louie (2010)
"You put a man over 50-- I'm gonna show you."
Louie (2010)
"Who's over 50 here?"
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna show you."
Louie (2010)
"I am gonna show you."
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"Their balls-- You sit a man over 50 on the toilet,"
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"it looks like he's making a cup of tea."
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"( crowd laughing )"
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"( woman ) Will you sign this for me? ( Joan ) Absolutely."
Louie (2010)
"You're very funny. Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you so much. Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you very, very much."
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"Okay."
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"Hi. Hello."
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"Can I get a picture? Abso-- Sure, of course."
Louie (2010)
"Do you want to be in it?"
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"Do you want to take it for us?"
Louie (2010)
"Here, come on in, be in it, be in it."
Louie (2010)
"That's the whole point."
Louie (2010)
"Here we go."
Louie (2010)
"Smile."
Louie (2010)
"Good."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you. Thank you very much."
Louie (2010)
"Do you have any Purell?"
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"Hey, Joan. Hi."
Louie (2010)
"Hi, my name's Louie, I'm a comic."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I know, I know, I've seen you, you're very funny."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, thanks. I saw you on cable."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Well, I saw-- I'm playing the lounge here"
Louie (2010)
"and I saw your show and I'm-- I just--"
Louie (2010)
"It's-- You were so good tonight and--"
Louie (2010)
"Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"It's nice hearing that from young comics."
Louie (2010)
"And even somebody your age. I just want you to know, I think you're great."
Louie (2010)
"- I just have-- always have thought you were great. - Thank you."
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"Good, so..."
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"It was nice to meet you. Nice to meet you."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"You want to hang out?"
Louie (2010)
"You want to talk, gossip?"
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"Shop? I would love that."
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"Good, all right. That would be great."
Louie (2010)
"You know what, meet me upstairs in my suite, if you would."
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"'Cause I don't like to drink in front of everybody."
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"Sure. Okay?"
Louie (2010)
"Come have a drink and we'll talk."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, thanks. Great."
Louie (2010)
"What's... her room number?"
Louie (2010)
"Gonna be in room 3-A. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Coming, coming."
Louie (2010)
"Good, you found it. ( Louie ) Hi."
Louie (2010)
"( Joan ) Hi, nice to see you."
Louie (2010)
"Go on in. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, it's nice, huh? Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Cher had this place, she slept here."
Louie (2010)
"Madonna, Bette Midler."
Louie (2010)
"And believe me, I know, 'cause they don't change the sheets."
Louie (2010)
"( laughing ) Sit down."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Would you like something to drink?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, whatever you're having."
Louie (2010)
"Sure."
Louie (2010)
"Tell me when."
Louie (2010)
"That's-- Right there's good. Good."
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"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"And..."
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"To comedy."
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"Thank you very much."
Louie (2010)
"you're in the lounge."
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"I was."
Louie (2010)
"I quit."
Louie (2010)
"Nobody quits. I quit."
Louie (2010)
"Are you crazy?"
Louie (2010)
"Are you a trust-fund baby that you quit?"
Louie (2010)
"No, it's just that they got upset"
Louie (2010)
"'cause I was saying stuff about the casino"
Louie (2010)
"and I was making fun of Trump and..."
Louie (2010)
"You're in a Trump hotel."
Louie (2010)
"You don't make fun of the owner of the hotel."
Louie (2010)
"Are you crazy?"
Louie (2010)
"He's not gonna hire a comedian that's gonna say,"
Louie (2010)
""( bleep) Donald Trump.""
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"I know, but I-- I--"
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"Y'know, this is not an easy business."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, you want to try my life sometimes?"
Louie (2010)
"I work in Arizona, how about that?"
Louie (2010)
"And Indian casinos, you think that's easy?"
Louie (2010)
"You tell a joke, they don't like it,"
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"instead of a tomato, they throw a tomahawk?"
Louie (2010)
"What do you expect?"
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"I mean, you got a job."
Louie (2010)
"How lucky are you, for goodness sakes?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, but come on."
Louie (2010)
"You're in the nice theater here."
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"They got me in the shitty lounge."
Louie (2010)
"I was in the shitty lounge, sweetie puss, two years ago."
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"For all I know, I'll be back in the shitty lounge"
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"two years from now"
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