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Clips from Louie (2010) - Joan (S02E02)

"I feel bad, you know."
Louie (2010)
"along the slide of my life"
Louie (2010)
"( crowd laughing )"
Louie (2010)
"so you gotta watch Daddy shit water out of his asshole."
Louie (2010)
"Pulp? What?"
Louie (2010)
"( man ) Nah."
Louie (2010)
"Cream cheese."
Louie (2010)
"Why are you hearing extra letters?"
Louie (2010)
"What's the matter?"
Louie (2010)
"He was really nice to me."
Louie (2010)
"I don't remember him saying one mean thing."
Louie (2010)
"Please, drink a big glass of water"
Louie (2010)
"♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪"
Louie (2010)
"( Louie ) I-- I don't know who made the rules"
Louie (2010)
"Like, I was in New York last week and this--"
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"( women laughing loudly )"
Louie (2010)
"Come on, folks."
Louie (2010)
"And he has billions of dollars and you're giving him--"
Louie (2010)
"and all you get is tickets to this show"
Louie (2010)
"How does that sound, how does that grab you?"
Louie (2010)
"No, come on, I'm sorry."
Louie (2010)
"I'm really sorry."
Louie (2010)
"What's the D-word?"
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"You don't do anything to control it."
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"You know, you guys have a nice theater here."
Louie (2010)
"( sighing )"
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"I'll put in your release."
Louie (2010)
"and keep the money."
Louie (2010)
"( woman ) ... do a nude picture and she wouldn't do it,"
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"and she should do it because women's breasts drop."
Louie (2010)
"Everything-- My ass--"
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"Well, men's bodies drop, too, so ha-ha-ha."
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"( cheers and applause )"
Louie (2010)
"Thanks so much."
Louie (2010)
"Pleasure, thank you, no problem."
Louie (2010)
"Yes, ma'am."
Louie (2010)
"Got any good gossip?"
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"( knocking )"
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"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"if you don't mind."
Louie (2010)
"And..."
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"So..."
Louie (2010)
"You were fired?"
Louie (2010)
"What do you mean you quit?"
Louie (2010)
"Things change."
Louie (2010)
"That's the business."
Louie (2010)
"You don't know when you're lucky."
Louie (2010)
"And then guess what?"
Louie (2010)
"Back from the dead, Betty White."
Louie (2010)
"It's just that sometimes I get sick of the bullshit."
Louie (2010)
"to get where I am now?"
Louie (2010)
"to end up in a suite with lots of flowers?"
Louie (2010)
"and then the red carpet."
Louie (2010)
"Around 40?"
Louie (2010)
"What are you talking about ?!"
Louie (2010)
"I'm sorry! I haven't given any!"
Louie (2010)
"None! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Louie (2010)
"None-- Oh, don't you be sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."
Louie (2010)
"Smell my breath!"
Louie (2010)
"I'm a mother."
Louie (2010)
"like an old bitch with fat twins."
Louie (2010)
"I've done it all."
Louie (2010)
"Tomorrow morning, you just go downstairs"
Louie (2010)
"I think his name is Sam."
Louie (2010)
"But you do it, and you do it because..."
Louie (2010)
"But don't you dare tell anybody. No, no."
Louie (2010)
"Nobody likes necrophiliacs, okay? All right."
Louie (2010)
"She still thinks I'm a virgin."
Louie (2010)
"No, I just mean I--"
Louie (2010)
"I'm like that way as a father, too."
Louie (2010)
"Like, I have two kids and I have a responsibility"
Louie (2010)
"to stay in shape so I can take care of 'em, but I don't."
Louie (2010)
"Like, I'm always in a 48-hour window of diarrhea,"
Louie (2010)
"either that I had it"
Louie (2010)
"or I'll be having it..."
Louie (2010)
"There's always two diarrheas running up..."
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"and I'm in somewhere."
Louie (2010)
"dictates how much of a radius from my home"
Louie (2010)
"I'm willing to venture."
Louie (2010)
"with my kids standing there watching me,"
Louie (2010)
"'cause they're little."
Louie (2010)
"I can't leave 'em out in a place."
Louie (2010)
""Daddy, I don't want you to have diarrhea !""
Louie (2010)
"Sorry, honey, you want to go to the aquarium,"
Louie (2010)
"this is what happens."
Louie (2010)
"I told you, let's go to the deli"
Louie (2010)
"and buy a "Daily News" and go home,"
Louie (2010)
"but you wanted to get all fancy and go to the aquarium,"
Louie (2010)
"Hello, Sunshine Deli."
Louie (2010)
"Hi, can I order some food for delivery?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, what you want?"
Louie (2010)
"Uh, can I get some milk, pase?"
Louie (2010)
"2%?"
Louie (2010)
"No, whole milk."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, oh-- 2%."
Louie (2010)
"And OJ."
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"Pulp?"
Louie (2010)
"Sorry?"
Louie (2010)
"Pulp?"
Louie (2010)
"I... I still don't know."
Louie (2010)
"Pulp?"
Louie (2010)
"It's just a noise, I'm sorry."
Louie (2010)
"Pulp, you want OJ with pulp or without pulp?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, no pulp."
Louie (2010)
"One second."
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"( speaking foreign language )"
Louie (2010)
"Sorry, we don't have."
Louie (2010)
"All right, forget it."
Louie (2010)
"Forget everything or just OJ?"
Louie (2010)
"No, just the OJ."
Louie (2010)
"The kind with the pink thing in the--"
Louie (2010)
"Yes, I know what kind."
Louie (2010)
"Everybody gets."
Louie (2010)
"Also, do you have apples?"
Louie (2010)
"Yes."
Louie (2010)
"And bananas."
Louie (2010)
"How many bananas?"
Louie (2010)
"Just a bunch."
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"How many?"
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