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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Code Red! My manual for the E.S. weapons system is AWOL."
American Dad! (2005)
"These poor creatures are being shampooed up to 1 0 times a day!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Oh, go to hell. - Are you drunk?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Workin' on it. F.Y.I., l backed into myTV, and it died."
American Dad! (2005)
"- So I need a new one. - Too bad. I'm still paying off that Ab-Loungeyou never used."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, that was false advertising."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ifthey called it a "lounge," it should come with martinis..."
American Dad! (2005)
"You thinkyou have problems? I'm demonstrating a new weapon today..."
American Dad! (2005)
""The little death." It harks back to the Middle Ages..."
American Dad! (2005)
"when only midgets were allowed to have orgasms."
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"- Hmm. - For though the E.S. is a killing machine..."
American Dad! (2005)
"be it defusing a bomb, or adjusting the pearls..."
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"ofa handsome woman from California."
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"that I am putting my reputation, and your life, in his hands."
American Dad! (2005)
"Behold! Man and machine in an elegant pas de deux ofprecision and finesse."
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"Oh, you wouldn't believe the way he tore into me, Doyle."
American Dad! (2005)
"to pay offyour gambling losses at the Belaggio."
American Dad! (2005)
"Why should I respectyou? You're fat and lazy!"
American Dad! (2005)
"It's about time, Hayley. Who the hell areyou?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Thank God! I just want to go upstairs, and sleep this off, and-"
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"- Cops already?"
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"No, I'm just sayin' the cops got here fast."
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"It doesn't say I have to give a crap about what it looks like."
American Dad! (2005)
"You thinkyou can stick me with a D.U.I..."
American Dad! (2005)
"- All you know how to do is bitch."
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"- What is that?"
American Dad! (2005)
"So, were you serious about trading places?"
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"- I'll be getting drunk up in the attic! - Fine!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, habitat slash theaterworkshop."
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"This is what Roger does? He just sits here and watches this crap all day?"
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"- I'm halfway up the pyramid. - You're watching The Price Is Right."
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"A bullpen! Oh, it's like a sitcom come true."
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"Oh, my God. He must be the black guywho doesn't talk!"
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"He is! Oh, oh, don't tell me."
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"- I'm gonna crush you! - Ooh, you're my nemesis!"
American Dad! (2005)
"My bitchy sister on that awful Jim Belushi abortion."
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""Chuck" Berryyou. That's right. In your mouth."
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"- wins a week in Hawaii. - Hawaii? That's whereJapan goes to play golf!."
American Dad! (2005)
"He's my sidekick. Larry to my Balki. Son to my Sanford."
American Dad! (2005)
""Leave It" to "My Beaver.""
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"Uh, I'm most efficient with a dedicated phone line."
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"Uh, uh- ErrorType L6."
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"- I give up. - Things a fax machine would say."
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"- 'Cause that's how freaky big you look. - Oh, come on!"
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"- I just have to feed Hayley's monkeys."
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"You guys, save the poop-flinging for the cast party."
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"Things that are getting fat."
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"top salesman, RogerSmith!"
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"Don't worry, pal. I'll helpyou win."
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"Honey, please call off this swap."
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"and she posted them on HatefulTeens. com."
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"but at least he never ruined my life!"
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"It was an accident. I-I'm just under so much pressure."
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"This is all thanks toyour stupid swap with Stan."
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"No! No, you look pretty. Here. I gotyou some special makeup."
American Dad! (2005)
"but I can see, Francine, that you need sugar..."
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"She walked into a door."
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"Get 'em off me! Get 'em off!. Off!."
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"[ Offiicer Continues Screaming]"
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"your trash cans have been out on the curb for a week, so, you know, whenever."
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"I've never seen them before in my life."
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"We searched his apartment. The place was clean."
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"Some kind ofweird collector, I guess."
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"Don't go, Papa!"
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"and go to America, become a police offiicer, and rise up through the ranks."
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"- Do it! - Oh! What do you think this is?"
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"Good morning."
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"Don'tyou die on me, you bastard! You've never given up on anything before."
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"Fight, damn you, fight!"
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"Drop everything and help me find it! I said, drop everything!"
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"- But Stan- - Drop it!"
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"Hey, Dad. I wanna ask out Carly Mills. How can I make her like me?"
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"- By finding my manual. Chicks dig that."
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"My manual! Hayley, what the hell is that?"
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"My animal rights group rescued him from a product testing lab."
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"- Get it out of my house! - I can't."
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"Everyone's counting on me to give it sanctuary..."
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"until its hair loses its volume and luster!"
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"and guys in ironic trucker hats, like on The O.C."
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"and I have no idea how it works."
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"What ifl kill someone?"
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"you know what the French call an "orgasm"?"
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"It's true! Read the Bible."
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"- the exoskeletal weapons system."
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"it can also perform the most delicate oftasks..."
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"- Areyou sure it's safe? - In less skilled hands, absolutely not!"
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"You'd be torn asunder! But so great is my confidence in Agent Smith..."
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"It's not like I killed her. Hell, she should thank me."
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"I mean, worse than the roughest gay pornoyou ever had to do..."
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"- Yeah."
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"You-You've got quite the backstory, don'tyou?"
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"- Steve? Putyour mom on."
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"- Hey, is that Stan? - Did you buy me a TV?"
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"For cryin' out loud, quit nagging me, you harpy!"
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"Send Hayley down to the Cloak to pick me up..."
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"or I'll kickyour ass when I get home!"
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"Poor Francine! She's so sweet and kind."
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"And pretty."
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"Genius, it's me. Styled the wig myself."
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"- I look great. Get in!"
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"Here we are."
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"Big Buy? What the hell?"
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"I will never buyyou a TV!"
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"What, are we next door to a freakin' Krispy Kreme?"
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"You're thinking about doughnuts, now?"
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"What the hell do fast cops have to do with a Krispy Kreme?"
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"on redecorating the living room."
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"Come on! What doyou think ofthis Incan wish bowl?"
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"They say ifyou touch it and make a wish, it'll come true."
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"- And it does! - Well, yes."
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"But there's gotta be a scientific explanation."
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"- Bye, everyone. Don't wait up. - Where the hell doyou thinkyou're going?"
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"Well, what am I supposed to do here? I don't have a TV, remember?"
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"and then head offto a fabulous show you know I've been dying to see?"
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"- No way! - Says who?"
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"- Says me, head ofthis household. - Well, you suck at it!"
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"Oh, dear. Roger is touching the Incan wish bowl."
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"You thinkyou could do any better? You wouldn't last a day in my shoes."
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"I have a bad feeling about this."
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"I bitch because I have no power around here, bitch."
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