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Clips from Peep Show - The Man Show (S02E02)

"'Brilliant. This is brilliant. Oh, life is sweet! '"
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"- Hi, there, Soph. - Hey, Mark."
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"Soph, listen. I've been turning this over and over in my head"
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"- I just don't know what to do. - What about?"
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"There's something I need to tell you, something I think I should tell you."
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"something that Jeff's done that I'm not sure if I should tell you."
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"Stop being weird and tell me what Jeff's done."
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"But just ask him, all right, what happened in the pub by the fruit machine"
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"with a woman... and the lips. I can't say anything else. I won't."
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"'I hope I wasn't too subtle. That definitely wasn't too subtle.'"
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"Has Jeff said anything about..."
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"Of course. Soph, are you OK?"
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"I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!"
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"Come through with good old Mark."
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"I shouldn't be here. I don't know what I'm doing."
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"It's OK. I'll make us a nice cup of tea."
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"It's my fault for always picking wankers!"
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"Does... Does he beat you, Soph?"
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"God, no. He broke a plate once but..."
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"Does he come at you with a stick?"
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"He does beat you mentally. And with his hands and fists."
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"No."
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"- Hey, Soph. You OK? - Yeah, just getting my head together."
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"Do I know where Soph is?"
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"What... Why did you cough?"
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"Because I've got a cough."
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"Jesus! Can't I have a cough without being taken to Guantanamo Bay?"
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"It's all right, Mark."
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"Sounds like your relationship was a prison"
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"Well, it was a passionate relationship."
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"That must be horrible."
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"That's Jeff."
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"You're not wanted here, Jeff! Get away from here."
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"- Shouldn't we just? Him and Sophie... - I need to see Soph!"
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"Get away from the door or I will give you the broom!"
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"Mark, I need to see Sophie. >"
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"I'm gonna give you the broom, Jeff! I'm gonna broom you!"
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"Don't worry, Soph. I'm giving him the broom."
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"You can't broom him. He's my mate. He's a solid gold mate."
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"Just let me in, mate. Please, Jez. I need to see Soph."
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"Your friendship's bullshit and you're a fuckhead!"
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"It isn't bullshit! Let him in! >"
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"'Mark or Jeff? Jeff's normal."
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"'I could make a new life. I could learn to like football and learn his ways."
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"'I'd be in the mainstream instead of being a freak in our weird puddle.'"
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"Ha-ha! You lose, Jeff! You losel"
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"How dangerous am I now, eh?!"
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"Sophie, you don't need to do this. There are places you can go. Women's refuges."
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"Jeff, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean..."
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"Brilliant. My mate and your woman have just gone to fuck each other."
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"What are we gonna do? Go make a tent in the living room and eat Dairylea?"
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"Everybody's coming to get me"
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"Putin promised not to invade Ukraine... Welcome to the real world."
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"We're supposed to be flatmates."
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"Nancy is in the States and Super Hans is on the rig. I need a friend."
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"You're stripes, Mark."
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"- I said, you've given up trying to... - Yes, I heard what you said."
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"This is fun. Isn't it?"
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"So I'm the fluffer?"
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"Nice to see you, mate. Fantastic trainers."
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"So, what now? A round of sambucas and hit a club,"
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"Nice bluffing, lad!"
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"Yeah."
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"I could do a sponsored run."
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"You could do a sponsored history... thing. Or dig. Or just reading."
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"If we do something together, it would capture people's imagination."
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"Swimming?"
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"He doesn't complain that the music's too loud in bars"
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"Alan's gonna be so pleased with us."
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"'This is great. I think I prefer this to sex. No responsibility."
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"I don't want to go. I need a sandwich."
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"No, no! No! I'm hungry!"
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"Thanks so much. It all makes a difference."
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"But there's Jeff. I don't think we should see each other any more. Sorry, Mark."
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"There must be a better way to get to Sophie. What about a poem?"
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"Brilliant. Get a cup, we'll catch the blood, and I'll write her a poem."
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"How's it going, Jeff?"
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"No worries."
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"Hi, Jeff."
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"Stupid video or comfy warm bed?"
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"'Maybe I'm too nice. I should have tried, "Hey, baby, suck this.""
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"'Also, I'd never be able to carry it off.'"
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"Got a mission for you. Need a few rubber johnnies and I'm not dressed."
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"'Oh, Jesus. This is a minefield. Serve him right if I prick them all with pins and then..."
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"got off with this girl."
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"That's the thing. That's what this horrible decision relates to,"
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"It's not for me to tell tales on a mate."
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"'Her breast is just brushing my side there.'"
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"Uh... No. No, mate. No idea."
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"Bollocks! You gave him a signal!"
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"How coincidental, Jeremy! How very coincidental!"
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"We hate you! You're a cocksucker! Jez told me about your fling."
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"Oh, fuck. I can't do it, Jeff. I can't do it."
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"Just open the door. We need to talk."
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"Paranoia, paranoia"
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"Just say you never met me"
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"I'm not sick but I'm not well"
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"'Man chat topics: footballer Darren Anderton. Figure of ridicule due to repeated injuries."
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"Right."
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"Oh, yes. Right. You play that, do you? Of course."
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"No. Too rich for my blood."
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"I said I'd talk to you about a sponsored something."
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"like a bloody horrible pancake."
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"Don't say anything you'll regret. I'm with Jeff now."
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"I don't wish to converse with you."
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"Right. OK."
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"Let me in, Jez, please!"
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"'All the reds. That looks amazing.'"
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"'I've done self-harm. Compared to that, this is a walk in the park. Do it for Sophie.'"
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"Gay or not, there's no threat from you, pal."
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"I mean, I might try some of my moves."
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"But it's just so damn hard."
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"Let him in, Mark."
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"I'm running underground with the moles, digging holes."
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"Right. It's just, you said..."
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"Loads of birds, foil bag, the whole caboodle."
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"Right. Who's your real best mate, me or Jeff?"
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"Thanks."
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"Relax. I'll be with you all the way."
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"- I'm too bloody hungry to jump! - But we're here now."
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