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Clips from Peep Show - The Man Show (S02E02)

"'I'm experiencing humiliation."
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"You ought to be careful wearing tops like that. I am a man, after all."
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"I promise on my mum's life."
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"Oh, no, now I've said too much. Damn. Damn these lips of mine."
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"Yeah, fine..."
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"Sorry about that, mate. Bye."
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"- Sophie! - Hi, Mark. Can I come in?"
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"I'll be as quick as I can."
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"I'm starving! It's not fair. You can't make a hungry man jump!"
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"This could be a coincidence. Easily."
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""Twat a geezer"?"
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"Oh, hi, Jeff. You're downstairs?"
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"I didn't even know you played."
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"Maybe... 'Maximum physical contact. Potential horseplay.'"
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"Hello?"
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"There, there, Soph. It's fine. It's OK. Come through."
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"No, never. It's nothing like that."
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"'This is it. This is my lowest ever."
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"No, he asked if I fancied going kickboxing and I thought, why not?"
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"Well, actually, I'm trying to have a conversation."
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"It's just... The thing is... Jeff's asked... said, actually..."
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"'Fetherlite. Don't want him to enjoy it any more than necessary."
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"'No, it's not my style. Got to stick to my own methods, my homespun charm."
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"I got a pair. The straps go all the way up, like a Roman sandal."
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"with one innocent prisoner, you, and one guard, Jeff."
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"If you can't have sex with a monkey, make friends with the organ grinder."
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"Why the sudden urge to join the pool league?"
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"30."
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"and make you... drive around in an old-fashioned car?"
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"Moving in won't help. Give him space. That might help."
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"Right. Because of... feelings."
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"And I'm so hot"
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"I don't know. Ask her. I'm not a prison warder."
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"Yeah, I have. I'm phlegmy."
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"Bloody shithead."
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"'Sophie got pregnant and he ended up... getting married? Got to think through these plans."
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"There's no need to go sarcastic."
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"Just finished. Green peppers won, as usual. It's Nuremberg all over again."
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"No. I'm going to the pub with Jeff."
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"Carmen Electra's in there. I would seriously love to really, really bang her."
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"Right."
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"Oh, hi, Jeff. You remember Jeremy."
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"'So, what have I got?"
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"Oh, yeah? Well, I'll stay too... friend."
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"Er... maybe."
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"Let's eat."
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"We should do something for him."
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"Mark, I don't think..."
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"Feel a bit safer strapped together?"
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"'I've bought a house in the abyss. I'm getting my post forwarded to the abyss.'"
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"Self-harm might be appealing. She'll want to take care of me."
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"So... Colin from Human Resources - would you... would you suck him off?"
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"See you later."
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"Psst! Mark!"
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"It was brilliant. And then... I can't really tell you."
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"Is that what you want? Cos that's what's gonna happen."
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"Jez, just relax. Isn't Ready, Steady, Cook on?"
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