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Clips from Peep Show - The Man Show (S02E02)

"Cos I'm in hell"
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"Want to see if Marketing have left any biscuits in Meeting Room B?"
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"He's going to move in with me for a couple of months, see if it helps."
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"- Hello. - When are you getting back from work?"
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"6.30, like normal. You said it was urgent, Jeremy."
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"Hey. What's with all the mags?"
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"This is a special mission."
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"Mark, I'm bored, dangerously bored."
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"I considered doing that thing that that MP and Michael Hutchence did. You know..."
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"If you do that thing, don't do it in here - the hook's practically out of the door."
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"unlike that Turkish shepherd who chewed off his own knackers. Did you see that?"
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"Yes! Mark the shark is in business!"
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"Pardon?"
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"That's Jeff's."
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"No, it's not like that. If I don't make friends with Jeff,"
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"Mark."
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"I fold."
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"I'm hot..."
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"And I'll raise you..."
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"I just play the cards as they're dealt, my friend."
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"Should we go for a drink?"
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"Yeah."
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"'What a surprise - you haven't got any because you're a gristle-head."
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"Yeah, for diabetes. Give something back to a top JLB client"
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"and give a nasty, unglamorous illness a kick in the pants at the same time."
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"No. Sure, we could do a sponsored something."
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"'Three days to organise, a lifetime to look back on from our cottage in Dorset.'"
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"- Yes. No, I don't know. - What's the matter?"
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"Guys, you're on."
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"Humpty, cling on to your girlfriend."
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"Come on, Mark."
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"No, you do not just undo that!"
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"Why not? Who loses?"
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"I've got a plan. Trek the Andes. I've got a mate and he did it."
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"Listen. I know you're doing this to spend time with me and I appreciate it."
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"'Oh, shit. There he is. Am I actually gonna do this?"
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"Not bad."
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"Hey, look at that."
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"Mike's arse. Quite a nice arse he's got on him, wouldn't you say?"
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"Are you trying to tell me you've gone gay?"
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"And you've moved into the gay bit."
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"What? But she said... She said you'd said..."
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"That's great, Jeff. Thanks a lot."
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"'Mmm. Warm copies make everything better.'"
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"Mark."
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"Right. Well, you should come in."
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"It's Ernest and Julio. Fictional, obviously, but it gives a nice image."
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"No, Jez."
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"Right. Mine's the blonde."
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"Soph, I was talking to Jeff the other day"
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"Yeah. I thought it would be simpler for us to keep a distance."
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"Right."
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"I suppose I was kind of surprised Jeff was cool about me coming over."
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"I mean, you and I have a bit of history."
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"'That's not a saucy metaphor.'"
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"No, not really."
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"It's been pretty good. Good night."
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"Thanks for keeping her warm for us, mate."
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"'Ultra Strong. Yeah, he won't feel a thing. But then maybe he'll last longer."
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"'I'll go for these. Coloured. It'll make him look faintly ridiculous."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"You're a promise-breaker and a tom-tailed tit."
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"God, your head - is it OK?"
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"No, you haven't."
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"How did Soph find out about that girl in the pub, Jez?"
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"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. >"
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"Soph, just heard. The Shapiro Finance presentation's been cancelled."
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"- Rod's hypoglycaemic again. - Oh, dear. Poor Rod."
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"Yeah, terrible. On the bright side, free hour."
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"Maybe. But I don't think it's a good idea for us to hang out together."
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"Oh?"
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"He thinks you and I should see less of each other. He's old-fashioned."
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"Old-fashioned? What's next? Put you in a chastity belt"
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"I'm really sorry, Mark."
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"'I'm staring into the abyss. I don't like the look of the abyss.'"
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"He's right here. It's switchboard. Urgent call for you."
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"'Maybe I can fill the abyss with lots of urgent calls.'"
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"There's some chocolate in the fridge under the egg tray. See you tonight."
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"'OK, going undercover."
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"'Jeff's apparent mate, who would never try to nick his bird from under his stupid old-fashioned nose."
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"'Turkish shepherd, ate his own testicles. NB: Ignore tragic earthquake context."
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"'Ferrari Testarossa, fast car. Obviously no need to note that."
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"'Shit, I'm making too many notes! Just imbibe the culture."
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"' Yes, civilisation is definitely doomed.'"
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"Right. You didn't try to have sex with a monkey?"
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"With Jeff?"
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"Jez, don't do that. I won't be long. Then we can talk about... stuff."
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"I don't want to talk. I want to live. I want to do things."
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"What sort of things?"
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"Fun things, normal things. Archery, badger-baiting. Whatever people do."
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"Oh, yeah. I play, all right. Misspent youth. You know the score."
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"Plus I thought it would be good to hang out a bit."
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"You're a bloke, I'm a bloke. We're both bloody good blokes,"
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"No, I don't think so."
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"So... FHM have only gone and done a bloody sex issue. Did you see that?"
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"Although, if it was a choice between that or a drive in a Ferrari Testarossa - phew, too close to call."
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"You've given up trying to hump Soph?"
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"Well, let's be honest. I suppose the best man won."
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"- Hey, Marky Mark. - Hey, Jez."
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"Thanks for the call. This beats being home in the same old trousers."
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"- Jeff's? - He's in the bog."
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"It's going a bit terribly. But it's important I make friends with him."
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"So I thought you're more of a fun guy than me."
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"there's a chance I'll never speak to Sophie properly ever again."
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"Cheers, mate."
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"or just head back to ours or Sophie's?"
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"A mate just called. He has a poker school. If you're interested in losing a bit of money, we could go."
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"'Bonding with Jeff. I'm almost there, Soph. Clear the runway. I'm coming in to land.'"
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"Right. Sorry. 'I think I've got a pretty good hand."
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"'But there's always a chance someone else might have a better one."
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"'There's no way of knowing for sure.'"
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"'This is it. I have entered the world of men."
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"'All I need is some beef jerky and somewhere to spit."
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"like Pol Pot."
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"Squeeze me."
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"I'll stay, friend."
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"And when the going gets tough, you need to roll out the big potatoes."
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"May I?"
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"I'm out."
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"Red sky at night, shepherd's delight."
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