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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"I can do that."
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"Criminy."
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"Hey, Jemma. Guess you slipped out pretty quietly this morning."
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"Anyway, looks like some cash fell out of your purse."
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"But since it did, let me take you out."
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"Give me a call."
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"- It's almost ready. - Smells good."
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"- Anything interesting? - Oh, sorry for snooping."
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"Just, I'm interested in your work."
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"That's part of a travel series I did called "Bombed.""
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"I was bombed. They were bombed."
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"The premise is I go to a war-torn country and I get drunk with the locals."
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"No, you... Are you kidding? You were art."
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"What about you?"
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"About two years."
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"- Two years? - Yeah. I've been pretty blocked."
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"That's the most tragic thing I ever heard."
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"I hemorrhaged words."
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"I think it was my mother."
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"I can't believe we're doing this."
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"Don't you have a better way to spend the weekend?"
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"No, I don't. You're my new pet project."
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"I'm a man on a mission. We're gonna get you writing again."
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"So? Poets need to suffer."
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"Okay, listen. Trust me. This is going to work."
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"You grow as an artist every time you walk through that door."
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"Mother?"
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"Hello?"
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"That right there is the mother of my unborn child."
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"I don't feel like we just met."
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"Voted most likely to save the whales."
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"Oh, yeah. I really dropped the ball on those whales, though."
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"...and my mom wouldn't let me wear deodorant. I wrote a poem about it."
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"You know..."
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"You want me to show you how I did it? Okay, he'd say, "Go.""
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"Out of curiosity, did Jacob have any pubic hair?"
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"What, that doesn't do anything for you?"
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"- Hello? Is someone here? - Shit. Get up. Just get up."
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"- Act natural. - Tanya, is that you?"
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"- In my room. - How did I know it was Tanya?"
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"Oh, my God. She loves to take boys up here and show them her yearbooks."
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"My goodness, he's a teenager."
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"What are you doing with an old woman like Tanya?"
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"I am..."
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"I'm fascinated with your daughter."
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"That makes two of us."
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"I told Tanya I'd find some."
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"But how the hell was I supposed to do that?"
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"How do you tell when they're good and firm?"
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"Have a nice day."
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"Being my own pimp. It was a little harder than I thought."
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"Peach."
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"Smell nice."
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"- Ray. - Jess."
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"Jesus, what are you doing here?"
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"I was just..."
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"...stocking up."
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"- On flowers? - Yeah. I like flowers."
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"- No. Not always. - No?"
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"Things change, Jess, sometimes."
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"I'm really good. House is shaping up."
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"Think I met someone."
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"- The woman at the game. - Yeah."
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"- The blond. - I like blonds."
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"You always did."
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"Is that who you were getting flowers for?"
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"You should come by the house sometime."
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"- You mean Ronnie's house? - Hey, it's my house too."
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"Okay. Why?"
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"For dinner."
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"With the kids and Ronnie. We do barbecues every Sunday."
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"I got a pretty busy schedule, but..."
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"And every fucking Friday, she has a fucking potluck."
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"But, of course, she wouldn't invite me to her party of academics and artists."
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"She's the bane."
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"You were prolific under her roof."
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"So I need you to face your fear and write a poem about your mother."
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"And we will go over and invite ourselves to her little party..."
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"...and you will read it in front of all her fancy friends."
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"I mean, that is... That's a creative breakthrough."
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"- Can we talk about something else? - Sure. Like what?"
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"Because this is crucial."
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"- That will make you soar like an eagle. - No."
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"What makes you so different, Rita Chen? I want the Rita flower to blossom, not wilt."
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"Can you excuse me for a second?"
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"- An adviser? I'm willing to be that adviser. - Floyd."
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"Tanya, this is one of my promising new students, Rita Chen."
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"Rita, this is one of my old students, Tanya Skagle."
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"So is this what you do?"
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"You butter up your students and you call them a flower?"
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"Tanya, Rita and I are in the middle of a work session."
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"I'm sorry, is it Rita? Rita."
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"- Ask him about his Jaguar. - Watch it, sister."
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"Is everything okay over here?"
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"All right, I think we need to be alone right now."
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"- But it's great to see you, Tanya. - Yeah, well, fuck you, Floyd."
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"Hi. Sorry I haven't called you earlier. I've been slammed at work."
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"Me too."
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"I was meaning to talk to you."
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"I mean..."
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"I like you. And this money thing, it's kind of weird."
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"Look, I'm saying..."
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"So you want me to go on a real date with you..."
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"...and, like, then maybe I have sex with you and maybe I don't?"
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"Oh, Ray Drecker. You know, when you get all soft and serious..."
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"... it's very hard to turn you down."
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"Well, what would we do on our first real date?"
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"I was thinking we'd get out of the city. You know? Maybe go for a boat ride."
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"What do you say?"
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"I think..."
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"...okay."
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Look, I did try to drum up some new business, okay?"
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"Hi."
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"Anyway, I'm still trying."
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"I'm definitely not giving up, all right? I want you to know how much I appreciate..."
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"... all the blood, sweat and tears that you've been putting into this."
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"Into our project."
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"- Yeah, apparently not enough. - What?"
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