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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"- Keep them closed. - They're closed. God, Ray."
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"...where you hack me into bits and bury me in the woods."
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"- Your tent? - My tent."
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"Come on."
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"I should've gotten "Sylvia Plath.""
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"This was it. No more bullshit."
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"It was just me and her..."
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"I've been pouring my blood, sweat and tears into this Happiness Consultant thing..."
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"...then you book the clients. Let me know when you've got some lined up. All right?"
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""Bombed." You were bombed?"
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"Is that what I was? Another drunk local?"
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"What's your process like, you know, as a poet?"
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"I don't have a set process really. I..."
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"How long's it been avoiding you for?"
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"I just... I hate that, when people say, "I'm a poet," and they don't even write."
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"When I was a child, I was really prolific."
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"My adolescence was so fertile."
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"So, what stopped the bleeding?"
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"You don't understand. My mother's a bitter academic who always judges me."
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"Come on."
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"Anyone home?"
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""Tanya Skagle, state forensics champion.""
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"Oh, yeah. Proud of it. First place, dramatic interpretation."
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""Indelible Stench"?"
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"...I used to dry-hump my neighbor Jacob on this carpet."
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"And then, like..."
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"Okay."
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"I followed the trail. Dirt all the way up the stairs."
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"- Hi, Mom. - Tanya, again with the yearbooks?"
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"New clients."
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"Hi."
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"I thought you were a meat-and-potatoes guy."
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"How are you, Ray?"
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"Yeah."
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"Great. Anytime."
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"Your mother is not the blockage, Tanya."
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"- She's the source. She is your muse. - No, she isn't, Pierce. No."
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"But now you're annoyed with me all of a sudden?"
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"What's stopping you from opening a car wash tomorrow?"
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"Tanya. What a surprise."
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"Why don't you ask him about his millions?"
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"Jemma, hey."
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"Oh, no worries. Yeah."
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"Well, I think we're a little beyond the "maybe" part, but..."
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"Maybe pack a picnic."
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"Tanya, I can't get you on the phone, so I guess I'll leave it here."
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"I liked your cookies."
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"Oh, no, no. I say this because I was wondering..."
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"Like, I could take care of what you need, and you could take care of me."
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"I scratch your back, you scratch mine. How is this confusing?"
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"Look, in times of economic crisis, the arts are the first thing to go."
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"Oh, this was a bad idea. I don't feel well. I feel feverish."
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"I am not a coward."
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"Come on. Ray."
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"What kind of bed is this?"
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"It's the pillow top."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, honey, baby, you are beautiful."
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"- Oh, what a waste. - Yeah."
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"Oh, it is a waste, Ray."
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"Oh, God, I'm looking. I am seeing."
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"Shit, Ray."
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"My daughter baked these cookies."
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"Same fruited wings"
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"Same chip"
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"Oh, please, would you share it with us?"
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"I can't compete with this shit."
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"Hey! Hey! Tanya!"
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"Tanya. Tanya, what...?"
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"- What is wrong with you? - It sucked. My poem sucks."
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"Maybe."
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"I wrote that poem when I was 14."
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"It sucked then, and it sucks now."
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"We'll just catch a later one when you get here."
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"- All right. - I hope this isn't the part..."
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"This is not the outfit I wanna be found dead in."
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"- All right. - Why are we stopping?"
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"Because we're here. Okay, open them."
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"- This is it? - This is it."
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"- Is this your property? - This is my property, yeah."
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"This is my lake. This is my yard. My house."
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"And my tent."
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"- Oh, why can't we just go in the house? - I don't live in a house. I live in a tent."
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"Marcel Proust?"
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"Marcel Proust. Your tattoo."
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"Oh, right. Yeah."
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"An ugly man..."
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"...named Floyd."
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"You're not ugly."
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"You're not real, are you?"
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"I'm Pierce."
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"No Randall. No force-fed lines. No flat tires by the side of the road."
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"... making out in my tent with the wind howling outside."
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"You're... You're unbelievable."
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"It felt different this time. It felt real."
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"Which is why waking up next to that pile of cold hard cash..."
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"... felt like such a kick in the gut."
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"Shit, Jemma."
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"Thought we were past this."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Ray, what are you doing here? - Here. Here's your cut. Here."
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"She paid you directly again? Unbelievable."
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"It just feels fantastic to be undermined at every turn."
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"Is it all here? You know, now's not a good time for company."
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"Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for last night. I didn't even want this money."
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"I just..."
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"- I don't think Jemma should be a client. - You wanna cut her off?"
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"No, I don't wanna cut her off. I just don't..."
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"- I don't want her to be a client. - What are you saying?"
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"I think..."
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"- What? - I want her..."
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"- To be a girlfriend or something? - Hey, babe?"
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"- Can I use this eggplant? - You... Yeah."
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"- What? - All I know..."
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"...is that there's something going on between us."
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"- Something that... - Babe, eggplant?"
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"It's fine. Just use it. You wanna explain something to me?"
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"Just how do you see this business venture of ours working?"
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"You can't even launch a viral-marketing campaign without leaving a phone number."
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"It's supposed to enter through the subconscious. If you have the answers..."
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