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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"I said I already got two more citations from your husband since then..."
Hung (2009)
"...so I guess it didn't do the trick, huh?"
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"Yeah, my husband's kind of obsessive."
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"By the way, I noticed your hot-water heater is just sitting over there."
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"Yeah, I'll take care of it, all right? No need to call anyone."
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"...if you wanted to take a hot shower at our place."
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"How would your husband feel about that?"
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"Howard's out of town. Come."
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"It sure is nice of you to let me take a hot shower here, Mrs. Koontz."
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"Look, Ray, I am sorry about those citations."
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"Howard, he shouldn't have called the police, you know?"
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"Holy cow. Excuse me. I swear to God, I'm sorry."
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"I wasn't..."
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"Shit, Ray."
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"- Who knew you were hiding that next door? - Thank you, I think."
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"Ray, I was thinking, you know..."
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"...we should try looking out for each other, you and I."
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"What do you mean?"
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"- I don't follow. - What do you mean?"
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"- I help you out. - And you compensate me."
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"- Is that right, Mrs. Koontz? - Yes, Ray."
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"Am I making you feel too dirty?"
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"I'll live."
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"Hi, Mrs. Skagle. So sorry to interrupt your dinner party."
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"But we felt bad about eating your cookies."
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"So I baked you new ones. Chocolate chip."
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"What an unexpected delight. Do these have little sayings in them?"
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"No, Mother. These have chocolate chips."
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"- That depends on your definition of art. - I'm not talking..."
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"No, you're fine. You're just terrified of being judged by these people."
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"Come on, Ray. I wanna see it big and happy."
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"A Stearns & Foster. Why?"
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"Because it's fucking comfortable, that's why."
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"I am. I work out seven days a week."
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"But Howard likes to fuck in the dark."
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"It's just..."
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"Oh, God."
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"I like to be looked at, you know? I like to be seen."
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"Oh, shit, Ray."
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"Oh, shit, Ray!"
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"She sometimes tucks a little fortune into her baked goods."
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"- But tonight they're empty. - They're chip. I said they're chip..."
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"So you don't have to worry about choking on any words."
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"It's a poem, actually."
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"- Really? Well, that's great. - Why don't you go ahead and stand up?"
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"- Oh, please, honey. Please, take the floor. - I don't..."
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"l... Everyone, why don't we give Tanya our full attention?"
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"I swear, she doesn't usually do this. I haven't heard her poetry in 20 years."
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"Says worker ant to queen"
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""How now, Mother?"
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"There you are"
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"Sealed in your chamber"
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"Away from the light"
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"In this darkness"
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"I can see you, Mother"
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"But can you see me?"
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"I am shaped in your same image"
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"Same swollen belly"
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"Same brown flesh"
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"Same chink"
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"You are blind to our efforts"
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"Can you find nothing in us to love?"
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"We are shaped in your image, Mother"
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"Look again"
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"Look again ""
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"Thoughts?"
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"It's vaguely reminiscent of Sylvia's Medusa."
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"- Only, in this case, with ants. - Yes."
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"Its inherent sadness reminded me of a song..."
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"...the girls of my village used to sing in Uganda."
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"Please."
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"- It's in Swahili. - Oh, that's lovely."
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"- But, hey, you started writing again. - No, I didn't start anything."
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"I'm a failure."
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"- It actually wasn't that bad for 14. - I'm not 14, Pierce."
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"I'm much, much older."
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"I just... I wanna go home. I just wanna go home."
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"So do you wanna help me out now or later?"
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"- Oh, what do you mean? - You know, what we discussed."
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"- I take care of you, you take care of me. - Yes, Ray, I promise, no more citations."
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"- Okay? I'll take care of it. - Right. Citations."
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"Is that what you meant by "take care of me"?"
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"Yeah. Oh, what'd you think I meant?"
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"So I struck out as my own pimp."
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"But I gotta say, we each got a bargain."
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"Well, we missed the boat, as they say."
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"But no worries."
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"I had a man, an ugly man, tell me I wasn't ugly."
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"Oh, fuck."
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"Because I do, and I actually feel like you're about to start a brushfire."
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"...I'd like to date you, Jemma."
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"Do you need an extra...?"
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"That is one beautiful penis."
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"I disagree. People need art the most when they're hungry and afraid."
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"You know, it's not such a good thing for your poetry to be such a coward."
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"Actually, I did bring some words for you to choke on."
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"Lately, my work's been avoiding me."
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"Hi. Mrs. Skagle, I'm Pierce. It's so nice to meet you."
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"...and you seem determined to undermine our success."
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"- Good. I'm good. - No, really, how are you?"
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"- Me? - Yeah."
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"This is Ray."
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"Really? The middle finger to a man you just met?"
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"Oh, wait. See, this is from seventh grade, the year I had really bad BO..."
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"Listen, Jemma, I was..."
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"Hi, neighbor."
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"But you're right, it's just a lot harder than I thought."
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