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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"And so here's what I propose:"
Archer (2009)
"Isn't it pronounced "valet"?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, I'm sorry, is something funny?"
Archer (2009)
"Just that last part, where she slapped you."
Archer (2009)
"That movie's basically why I became a secret agent in the first place."
Archer (2009)
"...Deliverance, the Smokeys, White Lightning, obviously Gator."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no, Mr. Reynolds, wait."
Archer (2009)
"Speedboats, not airboats."
Archer (2009)
"Burt? Oh, no. No. Yeah. Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"I hope that's not gonna be a problem."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, please!"
Archer (2009)
"When you fainted like a schoolgirl."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh! And since when is he your hero?"
Archer (2009)
"And you cannot date Burt Reynolds. Can, am, and will continue to do so."
Archer (2009)
"Apparently. This intel's a week old."
Archer (2009)
"Hello? Sterling, dear, it's me. There's..."
Archer (2009)
"Sterling? Don't hang up!"
Archer (2009)
"Leave it."
Archer (2009)
"Oh... For you, for some reason."
Archer (2009)
"Also a blanket. The AC in my room's stuck on freeze."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, not that you would, but..."
Archer (2009)
"Burt Reynolds is taking me to a movie premiere tonight, so..."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, I'm pretty tense right now."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril... Burt Reynolds is actually banging..."
Archer (2009)
"Bullying Cyril isn't gonna make Burt Reynolds stop shtupping your mom."
Archer (2009)
"He's not doing that!"
Archer (2009)
"And you opened it?"
Archer (2009)
"I bet Archer kidnapped him. How?"
Archer (2009)
"...when some young starlet catches their eye with her perky little boobs!"
Archer (2009)
"Woodhouse! I shall fetch a cucumber."
Archer (2009)
"Can't or...? Won't, whatever. Pick one."
Archer (2009)
"A mental ward. White walls, white sheets..."
Archer (2009)
"Right on the water. And guess what's tied up out there at the dock."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, that would be a pimp cup, sir."
Archer (2009)
"Executive producer?! But I'm not..."
Archer (2009)
"...but I'm kind of wondering how you're gonna be an effective field agent."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm all for affirmative action, but..."
Archer (2009)
"Duck!"
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit! Lana! Hang on!"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, I will! No, you won't. I've seen you drive."
Archer (2009)
"You think you can outdrive me?"
Archer (2009)
"So let's do this!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, but you could still throw it down the... Whatever, the same shaft."
Archer (2009)
"Nothing, just didn't know they sold those to men."
Archer (2009)
"Heh, heh, heh. Burt, it's too fast! You're going too fast!"
Archer (2009)
"You do. You just pretend you don't because you're afraid of..."
Archer (2009)
"Emotional intimacy."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, you..."
Archer (2009)
"You are such an asshole!"
Archer (2009)
"Heading north on the FDR at 60th. Getting shot at by your damn Cubans."
Archer (2009)
"Which is totally not cool!"
Archer (2009)
"Whoa. Now it's officially a chase. Hooray!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, wait, wait. You're gonna wanna see this."
Archer (2009)
"Please, don't do this."
Archer (2009)
"My pants are now literally wet."
Archer (2009)
"...but as a person, a real person, you can't grow up."
Archer (2009)
"...bet. Goddamn it."
Archer (2009)
"No, serpentine, serpentine!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, hello. Hello."
Archer (2009)
"Ha, ha, ha. That was actually pretty sweet."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry about that."
Archer (2009)
"Kick-ass! Stupid villains!"
Archer (2009)
"They're not doing anything! We're gonna die!"
Archer (2009)
"Don't you touch me!"
Archer (2009)
"Ah! You're taking me to the premiere?"
Archer (2009)
"You what? I know, I'm sorry, I..."
Archer (2009)
"Ow. Ow. Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"What is wrong with you?!"
Archer (2009)
"Have a good time, Mother."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, Burt!"
Archer (2009)
"And I for one am gonna go watch Hooper and masturbate till my fingers bleed."
Archer (2009)
"We finish these, get some roadies, head back to my huge penthouse..."
Archer (2009)
"...drink chilled champagne served by my valet..."
Archer (2009)
"Only if he's parking your car."
Archer (2009)
"Then we slip into my new hot tub and see where the evening takes us."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I have to wait until my friend comes back from the powder room."
Archer (2009)
"Obviously we're gonna wait for her. She's the hot one."
Archer (2009)
"Pig!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah? You like physical humor?"
Archer (2009)
"Depends on the situation. Ow."
Archer (2009)
"You okay? No, I'm not o... Oh, my God."
Archer (2009)
"You're Burt Reynolds. Yes, I am."
Archer (2009)
"And if I let you up, are you gonna do anything stupid?"
Archer (2009)
"No, no, I'm not."
Archer (2009)
"Hi, Sterling Archer. Sterling Archer?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, you heard of me? Right? Well, just from your..."
Archer (2009)
"Press clippings. Hard to stay anonymous when you're the world's greatest secret agent."
Archer (2009)
"Calling yourself that can't help. Hang on, true story. Operation C.I.A.?"
Archer (2009)
"Really? Yes."
Archer (2009)
"That movie was just god-awful."
Archer (2009)
"What's awful is I almost punched you. Heh, heh. No, you didn't."
Archer (2009)
"I've seen all your other movies like five times."
Archer (2009)
"Sam Whiskey, Navajo Joe, Fuzz, Hooper, Shamus, Shark, The Longest Yard..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, I even saw At Long Last Love."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, yeah. Well... I thought you were great."
Archer (2009)
"Really? I mean..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I wanted to. Me too."
Archer (2009)
"Listen, I kind of have a date."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry. Let me buy you a drink. I wanna tell you my idea for a Gator sequel."
Archer (2009)
"Gator was a sequel. I know."
Archer (2009)
"And this will be the final chapter in the McKlusky trilogy."
Archer (2009)
"Trilogy? Huh. Yeah, with twice as many airboats as Gator."
Archer (2009)
"Twice as many would be none. What? Gator had..."
Archer (2009)
"Really? Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. I directed it."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, but this one has airboats, and they're central to the plot."
Archer (2009)
"It sounds great, kid, but like I said, I kind of have a date..."
Archer (2009)
"I get it. You gonna take her upstairs and give her The Longest Yard?"
Archer (2009)
"- Uh, heh... Yoo-hoo!"
Archer (2009)
"Mother? What are you doing here?"
Archer (2009)
"What are you doing here? I'm kicking it with..."
Archer (2009)
"Remember how I said I kind of have a date? Oh..."
Archer (2009)
"It's kind of with your mom. Oh, Burt Reynolds."
Archer (2009)
"Burt Reynolds didn't give you a black eye, the floor did."
Archer (2009)
"It was an involuntary reaction, Mother..."
Archer (2009)
"...to seeing you all tarted up to meet my hero in a hotel bar for sex."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for... We were meeting for drinks. I mean, obviously sex was implied, but..."
Archer (2009)
"Since always!"
Archer (2009)
"Eastbound and down"
Archer (2009)
"I thought that was Richard Petty. Which doesn't even merit a response."
Archer (2009)
"I'm serious, I will do something drastic."
Archer (2009)
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