Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Man Seeking Woman - Lizard (S01E01)

"- Oh. Oh, yeah. - Yep. Take that."
Man Seeking Woman
"- In time. - In time, yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"(bird caws)"
Man Seeking Woman
"MAN: No, no, no."
Man Seeking Woman
"Every gash is somebody's daughter."
Man Seeking Woman
"from Sweden."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Liz says she's, uh, confident, funny. - Congrats, what's she look like?"
Man Seeking Woman
"This is, like, a woman of substance."
Man Seeking Woman
"You know, all Mike wanted to know was, (low voice): What does she look like?"
Man Seeking Woman
"I wouldn't have set you up with Gorbachaka if I didn't think it was a good match."
Man Seeking Woman
"I-I-In my temp job,"
Man Seeking Woman
"(sniffs)"
Man Seeking Woman
"Can't wait for that bruschetta."
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah, why not?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Huh?"
Man Seeking Woman
"This guy spends just hours trolling the Internet..."
Man Seeking Woman
"- (squeals) - Oh, my God."
Man Seeking Woman
"I'm sorry. Ow, ow! Ow!"
Man Seeking Woman
"Is everything okay?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah, fair enough."
Man Seeking Woman
"(sighs)"
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, my God."
Man Seeking Woman
"Ugh."
Man Seeking Woman
"Hey. (sniffs)"
Man Seeking Woman
"One second, there's this weird guy. He just asked me what's my deal."
Man Seeking Woman
"You're making people uncomfortable."
Man Seeking Woman
"(growls)"
Man Seeking Woman
"TOM: Promotion after promotion."
Man Seeking Woman
"- How'd it go with Gorbachaka? - Ooh."
Man Seeking Woman
"Uh, M-Maggie."
Man Seeking Woman
"Me, same."
Man Seeking Woman
"Ah, you know, I think it's pretty cool"
Man Seeking Woman
"of you to come tonight."
Man Seeking Woman
"It's gonna mean a lot to them."
Man Seeking Woman
"Who is he?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Nah, he faked that. Yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"Like, this one time we did karaoke."
Man Seeking Woman
"(distorted): He did a monologue from Precious,"
Man Seeking Woman
"He just had it memorized."
Man Seeking Woman
"He-he murdered millions of people."
Man Seeking Woman
"that she's dating him, of all people?"
Man Seeking Woman
"He famously hates Jews."
Man Seeking Woman
"(chuckles)"
Man Seeking Woman
"Hey."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, yes, it is. Would you like some?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Hey."
Man Seeking Woman
"There-there is plenty for everyone."
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah. Hey!"
Man Seeking Woman
"Adolf Hitler."
Man Seeking Woman
"Uh, Josh Greenberg."
Man Seeking Woman
"and my bodyguards,"
Man Seeking Woman
"That was my Tinder."
Man Seeking Woman
"That's the good old days. No apps for that."
Man Seeking Woman
"We still haven't caught up."
Man Seeking Woman
"I miss you."
Man Seeking Woman
"(laughs)"
Man Seeking Woman
"Why, uh..."
Man Seeking Woman
"You should free that thing."
Man Seeking Woman
"(crowd gasps)"
Man Seeking Woman
"Isn't your place north, babe?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Good thing."
Man Seeking Woman
"A good thing it's the weekend."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, no, it's going north."
Man Seeking Woman
"Uh, what-what class did you say you were in again?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, '07."
Man Seeking Woman
"What about Jake, uh, Jake Barnes?"
Man Seeking Woman
"There's a lot of Jakes."
Man Seeking Woman
"Well-well, Chris Schifrin."
Man Seeking Woman
"Not at all."
Man Seeking Woman
"Wow."
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah, hugely small."
Man Seeking Woman
"This is my stop."
Man Seeking Woman
"- it was really nice meeting you. - Yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Josh. - Oh, Laura."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Okay. - Okay."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Okay. - Um..."
Man Seeking Woman
"(bell dings) Here I go."
Man Seeking Woman
"Uh, for what?"
Man Seeking Woman
"For picking up Laura."
Man Seeking Woman
"how'd you manage it?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Well, what did you say to her? How did you start it?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Really can't believe you actually did it."
Man Seeking Woman
"Neither can I. I've, like, never done that before."
Man Seeking Woman
"Just walked up to a random girl and been like,"
Man Seeking Woman
"Saw this young woman I recognized from section,"
Man Seeking Woman
"I know, also it was just lunch."
Man Seeking Woman
"Hello."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Mr. President? - Uh, congratulations."
Man Seeking Woman
"- I really appreciate that. - When I met Michelle,"
Man Seeking Woman
"I was rocking a Jamiroquai hat."
Man Seeking Woman
"Hitler ain't got shit on you, dude."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries playing)"
Man Seeking Woman
"Whew."
Man Seeking Woman
"Okay, if you want to visit Newton,"
Man Seeking Woman
"We never finished Carnivàle,"
Man Seeking Woman
"so if you want to finish the last two episodes..."
Man Seeking Woman
"- I don't. No. - You don't. Okay."
Man Seeking Woman
"- I don't. - So, we can be buddies."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Yeah. - Yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Uh, all right. - All right."
Man Seeking Woman
"(door locks)"
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ Here we go again... ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"Fat, fat."
Man Seeking Woman
"Ugly, fat."
Man Seeking Woman
"No."
Man Seeking Woman
"Yes."
Man Seeking Woman
"Does that thing actually work?"
Man Seeking Woman
"- Sex partner found. - Oh, my God."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Hey, where's Wolcott and Cermak? - It's, like, eight blocks away."
Man Seeking Woman
"Your place is remote, man."
Man Seeking Woman
"You got to get on this thing, bro."
Man Seeking Woman
"I mean, it's just weird to think"
Man Seeking Woman
"- I thought four. - I count the two years"
Man Seeking Woman
"we kind of e-mailed each other before we kissed."
Man Seeking Woman
"- There you go. - No, n-n-n-no."
Man Seeking Woman
"He's on a very specific diet."
Man Seeking Woman
"He eats bugs and little fruit."
Man Seeking Woman
"You should go to Torch tonight."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Here, wear this. - What is this?"
Man Seeking Woman
"You will crush gash."
Man Seeking Woman
Show more clips