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Clips from Community (2009) - Heroic Origins (S04E04)

Although, he did seem disappointed

"Although, he did seem disappointed"

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then waking up in a bathtub full of ice.

"then waking up in a bathtub full of ice."

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So you're saying we're all connected

"So you're saying we're all connected"

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like the classic French film trilogy

"like the classic French film trilogy"

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♪ tie me to dream

"♪ tie me to dream"

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♪ give me the hope

"♪ give me the hope"

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♪ tied up, dead in a year ♪

"♪ tied up, dead in a year ♪"

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- Really? - Look.

"- Really? - Look."

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there's some outside force controlling my destiny.

"there's some outside force controlling my destiny."

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Everybody's seen Star Wars.

"Everybody's seen Star Wars."

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Ah, that will never get old.

"Ah, that will never get old."

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and it's not like he even remembered I existed.

"and it's not like he even remembered I existed."

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Uh-huh. It's been too long

"Uh-huh. It's been too long"

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It's the day that I send in Greendale's lease renewal.

"It's the day that I send in Greendale's lease renewal."

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So you only trust me with busywork?

"So you only trust me with busywork?"

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Guess all I have to say is "Ladies and gentlemen,

"Guess all I have to say is "Ladies and gentlemen,"

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I can honestly say that right is very important to me.

"I can honestly say that right is very important to me."

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Fine. Go. I don't need you.

"Fine. Go. I don't need you."

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Well, I was a really good lawyer.

"Well, I was a really good lawyer."

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Shirley, I--

"Shirley, I--"

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when Uncle Ben is murdered in Spider-Man.

"when Uncle Ben is murdered in Spider-Man."

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If it weren't for Jeff,

"If it weren't for Jeff,"

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It's not like I made Andre cheat.

"It's not like I made Andre cheat."

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That had nothing to do with me.

"That had nothing to do with me."

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And the winner is...

"And the winner is..."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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Pop! Pop!

"Pop! Pop!"

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Your words cut me

"Your words cut me"

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If only Jeff hadn't defended that woman,

"If only Jeff hadn't defended that woman,"

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When? Which mall?

"When? Which mall?"

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Okay, fine. I'll come get you.

"Okay, fine. I'll come get you."

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Okay, just stand there, okay?

"Okay, just stand there, okay?"

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running through a glass door might've been the drug tip-off.

"running through a glass door might've been the drug tip-off."

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But I forgot one thing all heroes need.

"But I forgot one thing all heroes need."

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so I traded it in for a glaucoma brownie,

"so I traded it in for a glaucoma brownie,"

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We've all made some bad decisions.

"We've all made some bad decisions."

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Yeesh, I didn't think it was possible

"Yeesh, I didn't think it was possible"

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I don't know though.

"I don't know though."

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Maybe you coincidentally affected some of us.

"Maybe you coincidentally affected some of us."

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Also, and I hate to bring this up,

"Also, and I hate to bring this up,"

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Well, I guess we're even then.

"Well, I guess we're even then."

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I guess we all really wanted yogurt.

"I guess we all really wanted yogurt."

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Those douses already know one marketable skill.

"Those douses already know one marketable skill."

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What hey, littering!

"What hey, littering!"

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would make me feel better, but I'm just...

"would make me feel better, but I'm just..."

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Crystal Skull was aliens,

"Crystal Skull was aliens,"

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Oh, yeah.

"Oh, yeah."

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Oh, nice shot, man!

"Oh, nice shot, man!"

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Greendale community college is a total joke.

"Greendale community college is a total joke."

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Maybe getting my degree won't be as hard as I thought.

"Maybe getting my degree won't be as hard as I thought."

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Some old guy broke the machine and is faking a heart attack.

"Some old guy broke the machine and is faking a heart attack."

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We'll never know, because he'll never ever remember.

"We'll never know, because he'll never ever remember."

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of the slightly sour frozen yogurt craze, but...

"of the slightly sour frozen yogurt craze, but..."

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is that we're all each other's Uncle Ben's murder.

"is that we're all each other's Uncle Ben's murder."

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Let's say I'm saying that.

"Let's say I'm saying that."

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Hey, Abed.

"Hey, Abed."

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- I was looking for you. - Wha--I--

"- I was looking for you. - Wha--I--"

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So I came to see if you wanted to get some frozen yogurt.

"So I came to see if you wanted to get some frozen yogurt."

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Here's another thing I realized.

"Here's another thing I realized."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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"_"

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Time for plan "B".

"Time for plan "B"."

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I will go, uh, powder my nose.

"I will go, uh, powder my nose."

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For real.

"For real."

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Listen.

"Listen."

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There's this rumor going around the firm

"There's this rumor going around the firm"

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that you never received an undergraduate degree.

"that you never received an undergraduate degree."

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- That's ridiculous. - I know.

"- That's ridiculous. - I know."

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I mean, some jag is obviously jealous of your rising star.

"I mean, some jag is obviously jealous of your rising star."

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So you got caught in your own lie?

"So you got caught in your own lie?"

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I almost lost my family.

"I almost lost my family."

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How does your little tragedy even compare?

"How does your little tragedy even compare?"

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Because I had to go to school here.

"Because I had to go to school here."

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Abed, do not write that down.

"Abed, do not write that down."

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Well, I happen to think it's cool that we're all connected,

"Well, I happen to think it's cool that we're all connected,"

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even if some of it's in bad ways.

"even if some of it's in bad ways."

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I mean, I'm finally willing to forgive Annie

"I mean, I'm finally willing to forgive Annie"

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for ruining high school.

"for ruining high school."

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Wait, I ruined your time in high school?

"Wait, I ruined your time in high school?"

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Yeah, you did.

"Yeah, you did."

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- You guys doing keg stands? - Yeah!

"- You guys doing keg stands? - Yeah!"

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Anyone can do a keg stand.

"Anyone can do a keg stand."

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I'm gonna do a keg flip.

"I'm gonna do a keg flip."

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Hey, everybody, look at this.

"Hey, everybody, look at this."

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Ah!

"Ah!"

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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Oh, my football knee! Why!

"Oh, my football knee! Why!"

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Can I have some corn nuts?

"Can I have some corn nuts?"

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Wah! No! Nooooo!

"Wah! No! Nooooo!"

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And you already admitted that you faked that injury

"And you already admitted that you faked that injury"

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because you couldn't take the pressure

"because you couldn't take the pressure"

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of those football recruiters.

"of those football recruiters."

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I faked my injury because of what you said to me.

"I faked my injury because of what you said to me."

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Because of what I said?

"Because of what I said?"

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You didn't even remember that I went to school with you.

"You didn't even remember that I went to school with you."

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I may have lied about that too.

"I may have lied about that too."

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Hey, guys, it's time to do senior class superlatives!

"Hey, guys, it's time to do senior class superlatives!"

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Okay, the first award is "Most Handsome."

"Okay, the first award is "Most Handsome.""

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And the winner is...

"And the winner is..."

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- Troy Barnes. - Of course it is.

"- Troy Barnes. - Of course it is."

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Troy Barnes.

"Troy Barnes."

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No! You guys are awesome.

"No! You guys are awesome."

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"Best Smile."

""Best Smile.""

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Ha ha, gotta keep 'em white.

"Ha ha, gotta keep 'em white."

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"Best Moves." "Best Practical Joker."

""Best Moves." "Best Practical Joker.""

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"Coolest Locker."

""Coolest Locker.""

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And now, the last award of the night.

"And now, the last award of the night."

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"Most Likely to Succeed."

""Most Likely to Succeed.""

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Okay, this has to go to me,

"Okay, this has to go to me,"

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because I am most likely to succeed.

"because I am most likely to succeed."

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It's just a fact. You guys know.

"It's just a fact. You guys know."

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Troy Barnes.

"Troy Barnes."

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You have got to be kidding me!

"You have got to be kidding me!"

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I'm the damn Valedictorian and head of student council

"I'm the damn Valedictorian and head of student council"

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and president of campus crusade for Christ.

"and president of campus crusade for Christ."

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And I'm Jewish!

"And I'm Jewish!"

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And you are just some mindless robot.

"And you are just some mindless robot."

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You just go wherever they tell you to run.

"You just go wherever they tell you to run."

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I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry."

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Do you go to my school?

"Do you go to my school?"

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