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Clips from Community (2009) - Heroic Origins (S04E04)

"more than hundreds of non-tempered glass shards could."
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"I had six different reconstructive surgeries."
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"I went through withdrawal."
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"I had to smile when I didn't feel like smiling."
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"That hurts my face."
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"Can we all just stop dredging up the past?"
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"The only thing your fate web thing does"
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"is point out how fragile our happiness is."
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"if only Andre hadn't met her after I left the restaurant,"
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"if only I didn't have to pick up my kids at the mall, I--"
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"Wait."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Hey, what movie you guys gonna see?"
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"The Phantom Menace. It's kind of old."
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"And why do you wanna see it?"
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"Because we like Star Wars."
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"Okay, if you like Star Wars,"
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"why do you wanna murder it and urinate on its grave?"
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"The prequels are terrible."
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"I mean, seriously, wouldn't Chewbacca,"
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"at some point, go, "Hey, Yoda, I know that guy"?"
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"He has double light sabers."
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"That's stupid. You're both stupid."
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"Well, why are you here to see the movie?"
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"I'm not."
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"I go wherever it plays to warn people."
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"You've been warned."
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"I'm sorry, baby, I'll be back as soon as I can."
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"This can't be."
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"I don't see why I have to go to a therapist."
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"Because after that woman chewed them out for three hours,"
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"the theater got a restraining order against you."
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"Yalla."
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"Hey, doc. By the way,"
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"someone just stole your prescription pad."
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"I'm trying to liberate you!"
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"Ow!"
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"You're the one who got me busted for drugs!"
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"You were out there somewhere and you weren't looking for me?"
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"All this time, I wondered what it was"
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"that brought our group together."
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"They need an enemy."
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"Batman has the Joker,"
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"the Justice League has the Legion of Doom,"
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"and this study group... has me."
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"I'm the supervillain. Why didn't I see it before?"
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"I'm emotionless, logical, smarter than everybody else."
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"- Hey! - I tried sawing off"
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"- Jeff's arm. - Why do you keep saying that?"
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"I should go. It's not safe to be around me."
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"I'm just as bad."
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"I couldn't handle the monkey,"
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"even though I knew if it bit someone,"
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"it would make them a teensy bit psychotic."
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"Britta's right."
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"And if you really wanna know who the villain is here,"
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"it's me."
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"- Ah. - Weee!"
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"to put more glitter on."
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"It's coming off of you like Pig-Pen."
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"Well, some people seem to like it."
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"This married guy just gave me his phone number."
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"Can you believe his wife left him"
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"on their anniversary?"
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"You gonna call him?"
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"I mean, he did just win a bunch of money."
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"You don't know what? You're not married."
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"You gotta grab what you want in this life."
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"That's the way it works."
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"Someone just took something important from me."
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"And you know what?"
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"I admire him for it."
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"All right, I mean, I guess I'll go talk to him."
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"You do that."
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"And I'm gonna go get"
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""crap on other people's lawns" drunk."
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"To a memorable evening for both of us."
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"But I actively endorsed pain."
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"I was the bad guy, and..."
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"I'd like to think I'm not that guy anymore."
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"you did once make me pee myself."
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"I might finish studying at home."
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"Just ten minutes ago,"
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"I would've been so excited about that peeing thing."
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"I wanted to make a prequel and I ruined everything."
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"I guess it could happen to anyone."
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"I should probably write George Lucas a note of apology."
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"Okay, let's not get crazy."
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"And you didn't ruin anything."
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"May I sit here?"
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"Shirley, what are you doing here?"
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"Oh, just wanted some yogurt."
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"And I do know you're not that person anymore."
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"Are you sure? 'Cause I was awfully good at it."
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"Well, we all do bad things every now and again."
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"I mean, I put a stripper's head through a jukebox."
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"Hmm."
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"What are you guys doing here?"
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"You know what's weird?"
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"This is where I first decided to go to Greendale."
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"Wait, really?"
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"This is where I was when I first decided to go to Greendale."
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"You're kidding me."
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"Senor Chang, I know you're as disappointed as I am"
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"in the caliber of students we have at Greendale."
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"But the mall offers a whole new valuable demographic"
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"of people awake during the daytime."
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"Self-serve yogurt."
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"Okay, Ben--"
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"But it still has the tags on!"
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"So I lost the receipt."
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"It's not like I even got to wear it,"
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"because my husband's a tasteless man slut."
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"God, this day..."
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"I thought pushing that woman's head through a jukebox"
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"out of $54..."
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"and a marriage."
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"so it's a pretty great film."
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"You guys seen this?"
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