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Clips from Arrested Development - Family Ties (S03E03)

"The real problem is she keeps saying that God is gonna show me a sign."
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"The... something of my ways. "Wisdom"?"
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"It's probably "wisdom." Gob, listen, can I ask you a question?"
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"Uh, no, I don't."
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"Not really ringin' any bells."
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"- Other than Lindsay, of course. - Oh, Lindsay!"
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"Well, you might not be the most reputable source on this."
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"- It's just a piece of paper. It doesn't mean anything. - We should shred it."
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"- It's creeping me out. - Yeah, me... It's..."
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"But if we just put it over the dresser, like we think it's a joke..."
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"- then we would always know... - It is a joke."
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"Unless we get it framed."
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"And Michael went to investigate his mystery sister."
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"- Michael! What a surprise. - Really? Were you expecting somebody else?"
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"Maybe, uh, one of your two daughters?"
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"Oh, Lindsay and Tobias never visit."
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"We're so bad!"
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"I-I actually meant Lindsay and Nellie."
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"- Oh, it's so nice to be able to talk like this. - Where's Dad?"
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"- What's all this? - Computer stuff from the office."
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"Before firing his employees, however..."
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"George Sr. had been sure to clear the office of its valuables."
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"So, when do we get to see our new, fancy offices?"
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"The employees never saw it coming..."
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"even though their first task was often to unload computers from a rental truck."
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"No, it's not a Black Friday, although I did enjoy those."
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"No, the prosecution's gonna want to have access to the hard drive..."
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"so I just want to make sure everything's nice and clean for them."
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"Think of it as a giant delete key."
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"Well, I hate to spoil your fun, Dad..."
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"Oh! Well, excuse me, Judge Reinhold..."
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"but I am trying to protect my family."
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"That's not a real gold necklace, is it?"
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"Well, it wasn't really your 50th birthday."
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"You know, Dad, you can't have this stuff in here, all right?"
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"It's bad enough you got Buster faking a coma just so he doesn't have to testify."
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"It's costing us a fortune. He's sleeping us dry."
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"Okay, faker, I'm cutting the cord."
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"I'll see ya at the snack machine."
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"If he knows that you don't want him in the coma, then why's he still in it?"
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"- He'd fallen for his day nurse. - Buster, you're so dear."
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"She'd found his complete lack of personality and movement enchanting."
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"I wish you could say something."
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"Course, if you did, everything would be ruined 'cause you wouldn't be as pure."
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"Speaking of living a lie, I don't suppose either of you have remembered who this N. Bluth is."
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"Not a Nick or a Nellie?"
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"Oh, isn't it fun to talk like this?"
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"This looks bad, but it's just my father trying to erase the hard drives to avoid conviction."
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"They brought out all the old machines."
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"They've seen better days, but I'm sure they're all functional, right?"
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"- Like Tom here. - I'm 30."
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"You're kidding me."
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"But Michael found the equipment frustrating as well."
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""Gob's Program"? Idiot."
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"- Nellie. - Michael, I gotta talk to..."
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"Hey, don't get any moisture on these babes."
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"Hey! Tobias."
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"Buddy, I needed that information."
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"Just hit "print screen." I'm sure that whatever's on there will come up."
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"Oh, look at that."
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"I kind of remember these being faster, you know?"
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"But I'm glad about this printer lag..."
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"because I was hoping to have a jaw session with you."
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"Why don't we just say as long as that means a talk?"
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"I find myself attracted to someone who's not my wife."
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"- Can you believe it? - You're married to my sister."
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"Don't you think I know that?"
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"- I-I'm not interested in you that way. - What way?"
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"- Pick one. - No."
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"Did you think you were the Michael I was talking about? No."
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"- What? - No, interesting that your mind went there though."
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"Okay. Uh, no. I'm afraid the Michael I'm talking about is all lady."
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"- She's the trainer at my gym. - The trainer you started with today?"
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"- Indeed. Can you believe she's a bodybuilder? - Indeed."
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"What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?"
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"- I guess. - You probably should not rush into things."
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"Don't call this girl-Michael. Stay away from the gym."
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"- Just leave it alone. - Wise words, boy-Michael."
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"I'll tell you, if I wasn't so dripping and disgustingly sweaty right now..."
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"I'd hop over this desk and give you such a hug."
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"Ooh, look. Number's up. Look at that."
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"Ah, it would've been a seven."
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"Later that night, Lucille visited Buster in the hospital."
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"- What the hell is this? - My name is Representative John Van Heusen."
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"I'm the one who has to loofah his stump."
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"I believe death is wrong in all of its forms, except lethal injection."
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"But that's just as a deterrent against more death."
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"Hey! Hey! Huh? Hey, look at us, huh?"
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"How the hell did you even find out about Sleeping Beauty here?"
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"It was an anonymous tip from someone who cares about Buster's life."
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"It's not ringing any bells."
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"In fact, it was Buster himself."
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"They're trying to kill Baby Buster."
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"Well, no one's killin' Baby Buster on my watch."
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"That is unless, of course, it's as a penalty in a three-strikes scenario."
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"No one's called him Baby Buster since high school."
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"Michael, meanwhile..."
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"had called one number after another until he found Frank..."
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"Yeah. Well, she's workin' a software convention at some hotel."
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"hoping to spot someone who could be his sister."
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"She grew into the nose. Nellie? Hey! Hi."
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"Michael. Frank sent me."
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"Yeah? I was hoping that maybe we could just talk a little bit first, huh?"
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"- Yeah, most people want to. - They did talk."
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"And Michael felt a connection like he'd never felt with anyone in his family."
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"I had a locker on the first floor freshman year..."
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"right next to the caf with all the junior lockers, so it was clearly a mistake."
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"I had that same locker all throughout sophomore year."
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"- Junior year they had me on the third floor with all the frosh. - That is wild."
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"I had the same combo throughout 'cause I transferred the lock. Let me tell you why."
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"Hey, let's see what some of the other folks are up to."
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"Or there."
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"Let's get back to Michael."
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"That is a great story."
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"Nellie was just a great listener. Most prostitutes are."
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"Nellie, the hell with formalities."
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"Michael had just hired a woman he'd secretly believed to be his sister."
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"How did you get into this line of work?"
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"I was buried in loan debt from business school, so I started whoring myself out."
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"Not that there weren't clues."
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