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Clips from Modern Family - Undeck the Halls (S01E01)

"Ah! Still funny, Son. [Laughter]"
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"[Claire] What the hell is that? Still funny."
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"What is that? That looks like a cigarette burn."
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"- [Children] No. - [Claire] Which one of you was smoking?"
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"Not me. I have a respiratory problem. Obviously it wasn't you."
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"[Claire] Now I've got a family of liars and smokers. Honey, come here."
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"- You gotta see this. - Did you shoplift your Christmas presents too?"
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"Philip? Haley, keep that ugly sweater on."
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"♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪"
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"No, no, it isn't that kind of a trial. [Sniffling]"
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"[Girl] But I've got a feeling he is Santa Claus, Mother."
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"[Mother] Some people don't believe that. That's why- Are you crying?"
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"What are you, a robot? It's a deeply emotional movie."
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"Manny, miamor, I need you to help me in the kitchen. [TV Off]"
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"We gotta finish this first, Gloria. The kid's never seen Miracle on 34th Street."
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"That's because he always spends Christmas in Colombia with my family."
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"Sounds like a classic. [Gloria] It is."
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"Mom, can we finish the movie? Okay."
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"[TV On] [Girl] He's not like anyone else."
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"He must be Santa."
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"I think perhaps you're right, Susie."
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"[Shrieking] [Gasps] What the hell is that?"
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"Inocente! What the hell?"
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"When you told me we were going to watch this movie,"
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"I got a joke copy from the Internet."
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"You are the inocente! [TV Off]"
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"Well, maybe I'm a little confused right now. What is this "inocente" stuff?"
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"In Colombia, practical jokes are a Christmas tradition."
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"The one that is fooled is the inocente!"
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"We tell practical jokes on April Fool's Day,"
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"so do not do that again. Ay. [Laughing]"
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""Inocente." [TV On]"
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"Does it do it again? Ah, it's ruined."
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"Are you kidding me with this line?"
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"I'm gonna ask Santa for the last 45 minutes of my life back."
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"Would you cheer up? We're in Santa's Village with our daughter."
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"Where were we a year ago? We were at the beginning of this line."
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"Son of a bitch. ♪ Let nothing you dismay ♪"
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"Oh, it's them. ♪ Was born on Christmas day ♪"
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"♪ From Satan's power ♪"
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"Three years ago, I formed a caroling group."
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"We were known as The Greensleevers."
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"[Mitchell] Αnd they were very, very popular."
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"Andrew- staged a little coup. ♪♪ [Sustained Note]"
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"And he, um-"
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"They kicked Cameron out of the group."
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"[Carolers] ♪ Save us all from Satan's power ♪"
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"♪ When we were gone astray ♪"
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"♪ O tidings of comfort and joy Comfort and joy ♪"
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"♪ O tidings of comfort and joy ♪♪"
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"[Applause] Thank you."
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"We're the New Greensleevers."
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"[Mouths Word]"
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"The New Greensleevers?"
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"I mean, why is Edna singing the low harmony?"
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"It's like people are applauding out of shock."
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"Let it go. Why would-"
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"Okay, next. Ah, finally."
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"What happened to the other Santa?"
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"Listen, we've been waiting in this line for a really long time,"
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"and we just want a Santa that actually looks like Santa."
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"Mitchell, it's okay. No, no, no. Cam, it's not okay."
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"This is Lily's first Christmas. I want to make sure everything is perfect."
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"All right? I knew this would happen."
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"I-I don't even know why we hired this guy."
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"See? Even his elves agree with me. Thank you."
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"I didn't know Christmas made you so petty."
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"♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪"
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"- ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ - Lackluster!"
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"[Louder] ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year ♪"
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"♪ Good tidings we bring ♪♪ I hate you!"
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"This is unacceptable, and I want to know who did this."
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"- Ηmm? - Nobody, huh?"
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"I guess the couch did it to itself."
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"Guess it came home after a tough day, lit up a cigarette and then it burned itself."
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"Is that what happened? Because that makes no sense."
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"If whoever is responsible doesn't come forward, your father and I..."
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"are just gonna have to punish all three of you."
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"What? [Claire] Yeah."
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"- That's not fair! - I can forgive the smoking,"
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"but I can't forgive the lie. No."
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"No one wants to confess, huh? No?"
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"We cancel Christmas!"
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"[Alex Sighs] [Luke] That's not fair."
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"[Haley Chuckles] Okay, Dad, sure."
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"Phil has a habit of making big pronouncements to the kids."
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"[Chuckles] One time I told Luke..."
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"that if he didn't put his dirty dishes in the dishwasher, we would put them in his bed."
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"[Claire] Phil's problem is follow-through."
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"We had no more dishes, so we were eating cereal out of the goldfish bowl."
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"Okay. Guess where I'm headed?"
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"To take down the tree. That's right."
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"Come on, guys. This is your last chance."
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"Whoever did this, just take responsibility."
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"This is really it. Okay? Here we go."
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"Okay. Good-bye, Dunphy Christmas."
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"- I was getting a car? - Nope. I was lying, because that's what we do now."
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"Dunphys are liars."
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"It's pandering. I think you made that clear when you tossed them back."
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"How am I supposed to get all this in the car?"
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"- Let me give you a hand with that. - Uh, thanks."
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"Thanks. Thanks, Santa. Can't call me that anymore."
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"Just got canned."
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"Oh- Really?"
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"Guess a couple people complained I wasn't fat enough."
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"Well, that's terrible. That's what I get for trying not to have a second heart attack."
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"Take it from someone who lives in his car. Um-"
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"Oh, well, thank you so much."
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"No problem. Merry Christmas."
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"Um, wait, wait. Um, please, uh, let me give you a little something..."
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"Gosh. Really? Okay. Do you really live in your car?"
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"- Seriously? - Yeah. It's Christmas Eve."
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"Wow, that's really nice of you guys."
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"Listen, can I bring anything? Ketchup, soy sauce, straws?"
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"We're good."
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"So, uh, why don't you follow us to our house?"
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"Okay. In your house."
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"[Chuckles] [Chuckles]"
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"[Man] All right!"
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"Pajamas- which we sleep in."
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