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Clips from Modern Family - Undeck the Halls (S01E01)

"Tomorrow morning, 7:00 a.m., Manny,"
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"on the stairs for the Christmas picture."
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"Then we open presents."
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"In Colombia, they open presents at midnight and stay up till morning."
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"we are not in Colombia."
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"Come on! I'm kidding."
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"Why can't we mix a couple of Colombian traditions in?"
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"- Like what? - Like fireworks."
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"Come on. You don't have fireworks in Colombia."
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"You're trying to make me the inocente again."
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"No, we do. At night the sky is beautiful- very Christmassy."
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"- That doesn't make any sense. - Look, every country has their own traditions."
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"In our culture, for example, the baby Jesus is the one..."
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"that brings the gifts, not the Santa Claus."
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"But that doesn't make sense. How could a newborn baby carry all those presents?"
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"They don't even know where their hands are."
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"At least a baby can fit through a chimney."
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"How would you sit on the baby Jesus' lap? You'd squish it."
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"- Okay? Maybe. - I know what "maybe" means."
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"I can't believe it's all gone. Dad never follows through."
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"Are you sure one of your friends didn't burn the couch?"
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"Hey, don't look at me. Only one of us was ever caught playing with matches."
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"Luke? That was a year ago. Just admit you did it."
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"- You admit you did it! - No!"
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"Okay. Look, I have an idea."
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"Do you remember the movie Spartacus?"
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"Here's what we do: Luke, you tell Mom and Dad it's your fault."
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"Because after you confess, Haley and I will each confess to the same thing."
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"How does that do anything?"
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"They'll be so touched that we're protecting each other..."
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"that they'll have to bring back Christmas."
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"That's awesome."
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"How does it work again?"
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"We're gonna pass into legend."
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"- The parents who canceled Christmas. - I thought you'd be happy."
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"They'II write songs about us,"
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"make one of those Christmas specials with those ugly little clay people."
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"Don't worry. We're going to have Christmas."
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"Or the other two will rat 'em out."
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"Hey, Luke. What, uh- What can we do for you?"
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"I did it."
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"I was playing with matches. I'm sorry."
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"You, uh- You did the right thing- Yeah."
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"By confessing, but, um-"
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"This is bad, buddy. I mean, really bad, okay?"
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"Claire, you want to handle this?"
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"Um, Luke, why didn't you say something?"
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"Mmm, I don't know."
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"Okay, well, your father and I are extremely disappointed in you, so-"
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"Go up to your room. Go on."
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"Alex! We'll be up to talk to you in a minute. Just go."
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"Haley! What?"
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"- Say something! - About what?"
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"These guys were gonna say they did it too, and you were gonna be proud of all of us."
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"Why would we do that? I don't know what to believe with this kid."
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"Liars! I didn't do it!"
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"Well, it wasn't me. Don't look at me."
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"Seriously? Wait."
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"[Groans] No, that's fine."
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"Let's start working on next year."
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"Hey, and memo to New Year's Eve..."
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"and Easter-"
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"Watch your back!"
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"So, after I left the marines, I just kinda traveled the world."
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"Now I go from town to town picking up odd jobs."
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"[Laughs] That's weird. That was my nickname in the corps-"
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"Anyway, thanks for having me over,"
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"It's not been a good day. [Exhales]"
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"Whoa! [Chuckles] I'm- I'm sorry. Can I- Could you-"
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"Or the smoking."
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"Three, two, one."
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"[Mouthing Words] Why don't you come over to our place for dinner tonight?"
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"Cameron. What?"
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"It's like you're trying to take away my whole Christmas."
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"- I didn't do it. - It doesn't matter."
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"- So this is where you decide to make your stand? Really, Phil? - Okay. Okay, look."
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"We've raised our kids right. Whoever did it will come forward."
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"Mom, Dad."
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"Uh, I take it back! What is going on?"
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"You know that's Mexican, right? Ah, burrito, "bur-right-o.""
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"Do you?"
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"Well, I don't want to overstay my welcome. You won't have me back."
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"When I was in charge, it was all about the music."
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"That's fine by me."
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"[Man] ♪ Hey, hey ♪"
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"[All Gasping]"
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"[Mouthing Words]"
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"I just say we never tell him. Exactly. [Stammers]"
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"You can take my Christmas away, but don't take it from everyone else."
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"♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way ♪"
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"All righty. Here's another one for Luke."
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"[Flies Buzzing]"
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"Y-You can't spend it in your car."
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"having me for dinner, letting me do my laundry."
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